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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/9/2007 8:35:31 PM | rory, my dear, pay heed to what's near
a poodle of great size, is, verily, here
hell, he can hardly even see
but knows what to do, besides take a pee
his nose is quite acute
so, he'll sniff you in the boot
to see if he should give a hoot
so unerring, he knows it's moot
can sense you don't have the loot
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/9/2007 8:40:46 PM | Why all of this talk about puppies,
When we float in a pond of oversexed guppies,
Professing desires of those yet unseen,
Like overstuffed peacocks,they strut and they preen,
I for one,find all that amusing,
A parade of A**kissing,and overdone schmoozing. | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/9/2007 8:53:47 PM | ^^^
Bouncing heads the size of beach balls,
And feeling like they're ten feet tall.
Ass-kissing will an ego boost;
So for this 15 min, they rule the roost.
Come one, come all, enjoy the clowns,
Cause the circus has definitely come to town. | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/9/2007 10:24:03 PM | Well,Sweetness, my poetry has caused offense,
Yet I feel no need for recompense.
You and I both know our poems are just jokes,
But our cynical humour was lost on some folks.
Because of my verse,I have fallen from grace,
But sometimes ,you just have to laugh at this place.
Whatever... | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/9/2007 10:44:04 PM | Meh, if a rhyme is supposed
To keep me up in good grace,
Then methinks twas a while ago
That I first fell on my face.
So welcome, Leafs, to this slim 'fallen' club,
You'll find it can be so much fun!
Be glad we've lots of mirth left in us,
Cuz...did you really want to rhyme like a nun?  | |
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| poodle humor
Posted: 5/9/2007 11:18:49 PM | "a nun???" , says this one
that seems no fun
gather around, for laughs to be found
otherwise staid folk, will get the joke
if not, then...let's laugh at them
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/9/2007 11:35:32 PM |
Well,Sweetness, my poetry has caused offense,
Yet I feel no need for recompense.
You and I both know our poems are just jokes,
But our cynical humour was lost on some folks.
Because of my verse,I have fallen from grace,
But sometimes ,you just have to laugh at this place.
Whatever...
This is the thanks I get for being a substitute guru
Who wears the hat of Karnac in an outhouse loo.
I submit, young leafs, to a true Hallmark convention you go
Where the words are so sweet you upchuck treacle by the bowl.
OK, let's try another:
Flowers and candy kisses and beauty in angels' eyes
And wings of heaven and smiles of blue and moondream pies
And love divine and sweet joy and ...... | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/9/2007 11:54:47 PM | rory, dear, i await your guruness with great cheer
in the interim, i'm left with a great fear
as my question remains unanswered, in truth
i seek one with great powers, indeed and forsooth
yet the unknown provides greater truth
than verses of love, candy, and a sweet tooth
such dreams of heaven, and of moonpies
seriously make me want to close my eyes | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 12:03:57 AM | Ahha, we are on the same page there, humor.
When I hear such talk I grow a bulbous tumor
And have to drink four quarts of lemon gin
And sit at detention in a coal dustbin.
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 12:32:51 AM | Ha! No poetic romance here, either.
I'm still laughing about that Karnac hat moment,
From the little I know of Egyptology;
But jeez! Glad to hear you know north from south
Or yikes! I'd have to know some proctology!
You ever seen the size of that thing?! | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 12:36:51 AM | Size of WHAT thing?
The only probing I wanna do is with a honey,
Not a proc Doc feeling for an ass-lump;
Doesn't matter HOW much you throw at me, money,
I'll let the staff nurse instead massage that bump.
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 12:44:11 AM | You mean that forward bump
That all you men, it does call?
Sheesh....by now you should be able
To aim and pin nurse against the wall!
Edit: The size of the hat of Karnac, ya nit! lol | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 7:26:36 AM |
This is the thanks I get for being a substitute guru
Geez...et tu,Rory?
My words weren't meant to offend ,my dear Rory,
Just sarcasm laced with some lines allegory,
Sweetness witnessed a circus,and I say,'tis truth,
So,I won't stand in line at the ass-kissing booth,
They say between friends,honesty's the best policy,
Yet when slighted by truths,friendship is a fallacy,
Pof can be fun,and embraced quite deliriously,
Find the humor in things,don't take them so seriously!
Trust me..that was toned down..
my sarcasm level is at full force today! | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 8:13:08 AM | I read big sister's notes
so is this the new thread
when I pass the vino around?
am still learning latin
but I do know how to kiss
I'd never miss YOUR lips
...goodnight and sweet dreams  | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 8:21:33 AM | Accidents happen, I've had a few myself
I'm too sober right now, to come up with much else
Cept for one little thing, that must have been missed
I thought we agreed you were banned from this section, Sis
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 8:34:25 AM |
I thought we agreed you were banned from this section, Sis
Meanie!
Take no heed of our boy here,Pandy,
We really know he's as sweet as candy!
I just blew your cover,Dog,Sorry I snitched,
But we all know I'm a mouthy b*tch. | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 5:52:28 PM | walk along beside me
take your place and miracles
wandering soul unfree
come take a sip of the cure
devistation undertaking the earthquake that is my inferno
...I better not roll with this one.
sorry..
ah fvck it,,,
she was on fire since the day that she broke the mold
pulled her out of the furnace and she never got cold
her love heats the masses that dwell on the outskirts
of the mediocre pain that you feel in your heart
she is by far the purest drop of every icicle
that ever your tongue could wish to tickle
drawing upon a frozen second of a moment of her question of tossing a match
into the gasoline fumes that the flame might catch
I toast to her taste and drink to her candle light
walking the red road, makes everything all right]
poof | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/10/2007 5:58:46 PM | ahh dog...really feelin ya in that one ..think you should roll with the first one anyway*smile. ...
walking the red road, makes everything all right]
poof | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/11/2007 5:28:48 PM | maybe I'll finish that poem next lifetime, drea..
that just spoke volumes
here's another:
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy took a dare
stuck his head into the water fall
and Bullie bear kicked him in the balls
screaming all the way down, til he hit the river
It wasn't "GERONIMO" on his lips, they quivered "SAVE ME BILLY BEAVER"
"oh shit" was the final words that he spoke
hope mine are too, as for drea
I take a toke
and you know that I will finish that poem one of these lifetimes, darlin
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/11/2007 6:09:28 PM | (sorry...I missed my edit time)
"here's another" was stolen from Rory and he owns the copyrights.
that and two asterisks would have covered it. | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 6:56:52 AM | Some brilliant writing last night, I see. lmao
caffeine jitters...but, the fog is clearing
one more smoke...and I'll regain my bearings
lather off the filth of my sordid dreams
floss the hair from between my teeth
don my dark glasses and go face the world
come back, get a buzz....and write about a beautiful girl
....or maybe a nut eating squirrel
ya never know what will unfurl
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 12:09:00 PM | * * * beep* * * beep* * * beep* * * beep * * * beep * * * beep * * * beep * * * beep * * *
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seems i've been missing in action
and missing the action...
the beau monde protraction
of POF poets in traction...
i need my fix
of the brawny-rory-leafergal mix
a little bit of verse
and muchos adage of terse...
so start your craniums folks
let your genius invoke...
thoughts of butterflies, beer and squirrels
and last but not least...naked girls
ps...when i leave POF, i leave my heart here for you
and sometimes my panties too....ha! | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 2:19:19 PM | I reckon that's my muse cueing me..
I hope she braught a dictionary
and a big bottle of wine
I'm just getting my groove going on and relaxing and getting into time
so go take care of the kids while I get loaded
,,,,and find the remote for me
christ | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 2:25:25 PM | Bugg,baby!!
I worked all day,so my cranium's busted,
My feet are sore,and nothing is lusted,
Except a cold drink,and a bit of tobacco,
God!I need a vacation,before I go whacko! | |
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