| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 2:29:25 PM | I'll be your dictionary baby...and spell check too.... 
kids are gone...
and Elvis is on...
vino is grand
and remote is in hand...
come n' get it mootifull........... | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 2:55:10 PM | busted cranium's are welcome
tis my favorite kinda noodle
course i like them all saucy
served with the whole 'kit n' kabootle'.....
(leafersgirl rox my sandbox)...  | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 3:34:12 PM | I've been going to write this mothers day poem for two days
sorry, about no kudoing
and yanno it ain't going to be hallmark
...and it's going to be a rant...
sleeping silently upon her breast
dreams nursing in heaven
cherub feeding upon nothing less
than the garden of eden
mother nature and the sunflower opens
the simplicity of the sunrise is amazing
I think that Freud hit upon something
you're probably insane if you don't love your mother | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 4:03:46 PM | thang.....?
is that in a southern twang...?
shouldn't there also be a dang
too...?....or possibly a wang....
moo...? | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 4:36:09 PM | that's it!... i'm movin' to florida
to palm trees and a dog i adora...
had enough of these canadian pansies!
and now i want yours...
so plant the seeds baby
and open the doors...
only thing i'm bringin' is my pillows...!
well, and my monkeys....
and prolly sparky, if he's lucky...
and maybe my house...lol
woof-a-roof...! | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:01:04 PM | shiver me timbers
at the guys with tall trees
crow's nest filled with parrots
I laugh as I sneeze
...no perfume darlin
just natural, please
I'm kinda in the mood here
or not
to tie kitetail into knot
may I borrow your tongue? | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:03:50 PM | LMAO,
Be careful
Of this Dog
He just might stick you
With his log
His forest is bent
But serves it's means
More power
When it leans
Sam
Had to Captain hook!!
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:09:40 PM | Sent you a quiz
You just gotta take
It'll make your day
And make you shake
Let me know
What you think
It's either great
Or it just might stink....
I fell down when I did this one!!!
Sam | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:15:18 PM | 
I'll never look
and you know it
that "forward" shyt
is simply a joke
I either don't read it
or, I delete it
or toss it into the file titled "now wtf?" | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:21:30 PM | yeah...and we are just writing to you and me
without any indiscretion of paranoid insecurities...
edit: nevermind...she's married.
where the fvck did you go Bugg? | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:35:57 PM | if I wrapped you in silk
would you release your softness?
milkbath slowly being lapped
this must be our dance....
curiator mosaically amusing me with her tiles
(mozaic?)
amazon?
men are apes?
at least you quit dating pigs
 moo | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:50:22 PM | (yeah...wholly dict.ionary!...i love it when you vocab out babe!)
i was singing to you
and kinda dancin' too...
wow...
wholly batman...superman~
check your gmail soon....(if i remember it!)....
and insert ear plugs...
cuz my heart is in beer mugz..
wooof | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 5:55:46 PM | okay, whats your 'g' babe..............?
yeah i forgot
i so suk....so bad...
if you're lucky.......
woot..................
wholly edit: the icecream man is here...........SUMMER ON...! ...........hmm...1-863-...
paternal edit: tell "T" to call me............woot | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 9:27:59 PM | I'd be a lawyer 'cept for always falling asleep in the class about justice
poetic. ain't it? justice, i mean
I'm really keeping my posts tight...
but, I did blog about hating lawyers on the other site
and you've been to court with me darlin.
which hand do you want me to wash...left or right?
One of the most beautiful on this site is a paralegal
"ode to Bab's"
she typed three words
and laughed at you
god is she beautiful
She's the only partner of my legal team... | |
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Posted: 5/12/2007 9:35:31 PM | Q) What's the similarity between lawyers and spermatozoa?
A) Only one in ten million becomes human.
Ha.
Johnny C.ochran spilled his load
O'er O.J.'s "innocence". What a toad.
Then Bailey berated
While the jury, sedated,
Felt for their scapegoat in secret code. | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 9:45:31 PM |
two whores walked into their lawyers' office and hugged
I reckon that was smarter than going to school to be a doctor or a dentist
edit: it was funny if you need a couple of caps and a splint
goat sound.... | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 10:02:51 PM |
Yeah, but lots of lawyers make big bucks
Defending (insipid, ridiculous) Hollywood trash;
The 'news' down here these days is all agog,
Cause Paris might get off, since she's packing serious cash.
What do you call a Paris Hilton fan?
A 'Parisite'!
Geez, that story's even infecting the local news lately too. | |
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| a poodle with a noodle trumps all
Posted: 5/12/2007 10:22:10 PM | cept the kids will suffer from it
I wish that there was a passort that said
"sorry, son" Your mother loves you to my friend
allow your total whore mother to **** up your 7th birthday in a row
jesus fvcking christ....I'm sorry that I didn't beat her, son
but, you can't go around beating on people
I don't own a gun
don't worry....
and if that kunt reads my writing....whatever...nothing that I can do about it.
I'd have broken the rules if she were a member...
edit: ~ | |
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Posted: 5/13/2007 4:15:21 AM | There is goodness in all of us
Unfortunately the ones I meet
bring out the worst in me
...it's their fault???
Oh Brawny,
you gave me a gift
unbeknown to you
it's the sweetest one
in friendship
your thread sends
across the kilometres
...you call it miles
and she's so pure
for if I said to her
my favourite perfume is Paris
she'd never give me the fake one
I realise sweetness can be humourous
giving me the finger
all languages understand
even the military use
the one fingered salute
Thanks for your thread
I’ve got to get back to my angels
who gave me a fountain
for mother’s day
I showed them how to fix it
bugger the water
fill it with champagne
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Posted: 5/13/2007 4:21:14 AM | Awwww....B...sorry...umm...k-k-k-Katie....
No worries...we understand.
I'm rarely 'sweet' here but I miss my mom...so to all you wonderful ladies here in rhyme-land...
~Happy Mother's Day~
You moms are very special folks,
The cream of the crop from the start.
My own mom's 3000 miles away,
But she's never far from my heart. 
A very happy Mother's Day
To all you lovely sweet girls;
Hope your kids spoil you all rotten,
With roses, bubbly, and chocolate swirls! 
Edit: ha! We were posting at the same time I see....only hugs, lovely lady, only hugs ((squeeze))
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