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Posted: 5/28/2008 5:00:22 PM | bdawg......can I just say that I Love You man!!!.... that political shyt was effin awesome....lol.... you've got my vote babe....
Lookin' for someone real
maybe she don't like plastic penis
I'm sure some fella somewhere done dunnit
but we'll keep that between us
hmmm....
you,
me,
and a plastic pee..pee...
hee...hee...
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Posted: 5/28/2008 5:56:48 PM | if I had a plastic penis
I would mail it off to you
men are from mars and women are from venus
I don't think so
there are just a whole bunch of lunatics fvcking with us
everyone trying to redraw the map to an individual's universe
that just ain't gonna happen
I am what I am
you are what you are
the sooner you admit it
the fewer the scars
and that pretty much goes for everyone
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Posted: 5/28/2008 6:24:35 PM | and dog that's why we love you *smile.
"I am what I am" *smile.
Ash girl I like your style *smile.....you are what someone said to me once "A REAL PERSON" *smile. | |
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Posted: 5/28/2008 6:26:13 PM | Plastic penis are easy to come by! Bob! Ha!
I'd like an uncommunicative man (mute even) with a strong jaw and huge... guns,
preferably Canadian, but a Floridian will do in a pinch....
With whom I can sit on a grassy hillock overlooking a lake, swatting mosquitoes as big as pigeons, and watch the sun set, then back to his motor home for grinnin' material and a couple bottles of piss warm brewskys.
We'd hold hands and talk about sex even though I know nothing about it,
And make out on the kitchen table too lazy to remove it.. and then
eventually find our way back here to make sure the chickens are all accounted for...
Damn gators!
The End!
Miss you!!! | |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 12:21:58 PM | I always write something to the Indian Princess for her birthweek..
my brain doesn't have room for exact dates
so, I just guess and try to do it early
like she cares anyway :P
and I've written about her so often
she's uncommon
and to start out with
I'm gonna let her describe herself a bit
this is from her pof profile:
I learned early, from my very wise family, that happiness isn't something you are rewarded with after meeting goals. Happiness is what's all around all of us all of the time. We either recognize it and embrace it, or we fail to acheive it.
Yanno, sometimes you and I change topics five times to get one story out. lol
I am chaos personified, my life is a blur of lost car keys, misplaced lists and post-it reminders to myself
*I reserve the right to change my mind whenever I damn well feel like it... and I do utilize that right on a regular basis :P
..and you're not allowed to talk on the cell unless you're parked or on the interstate
I have style, I have taste, but I know zilch about current fashion trends. I don't really care to know, either. If a garment has no holes bigger than a dime, and no visible stains, I'm good to go.
Just how large are your nipples...sheesh..:P
I collect pistols, and shoot 'em too.
big iron and handles the recoil better than most men
half you pvssies couldn't lift it
I was raised on a series of residential building sites. I can build a house from the foundation up, should I ever need to....and build my own trusses in the bargain
we'll be needin' ya when Drea and I start forming the commune
*I'm not "honey, do you wanna go somewhere this weekend?" impulsive... I'm "pull the car over ....NOW" impulsive.
gotta pee, darlin?
*I have no real career ambition. If I don't dread going to work in the morning, and I can pay the bills and have some fun money left over, I don't need anything else. I'll leave fame and fortune to folks with something to prove to the world.
squeegie your windshield, ma'am?
If I'm even slightly perturbed at you, and you know I'm drinking wine?... DO NOT for God's sake, open any emails from me until you're sure I'm sober again. Merlot mail is NOT pretty. :P
I've never experienced the perturbed end of the Pandy pointed towards me..
but, I've done lots of listening
I adore my best friends drunken poetry :P (Look for the 'Dog with attitude in the poetry section... Just call me the Indian Princess)
....and all bow when you do
Just thought I'd throw you a roast this year, darlin
everyone already knows I love ya
and I'll finish your bweek card with
This:
Who do I want to meet?
It's more time and word efficient to list who I DON'T want to meet. Save us both some time and don't contact me if you....
*think deliberate misspellings are cute/hot/trendy/sexy... this especially applies to pluralizing with "z"s.
*want to introduce yourself with sexual self-aggrandizing, a solitary smilie, or a "hey, baby".
*can't speak at least one language fluently
*need someone to define the big words in a Keanu Reeves movie.
*don't really want to do much but hang out and watch TV
*you list "beer" ,"sex", or "hanging out" as your primary interests
*you have more tattoos than teeth
*have "just ask" as category information anywhere on your profile
*don't have a clear picture of yourself posted on your profile.
 yup, that's my Sis.. happy birthweek, darlin
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Posted: 5/30/2008 12:30:24 AM | and I'm always happy to see that I still have a thread left after you've posted.
 hahahaha
birthdays don't mean a thing when you're beauty is timeless
you're timeless, sis
and you know I'd never bother with flattery
only truth flows between you and me
your silhouette is permanently etched into my soul
you go with me everywhere I go
and when we pull the rocking chairs together one day
when we're both old and gray
you'll still be beautiful from the inside out
and I'll smell like old people, no doubt
guess I'll be getting the best end of that deal
just stick me downwind while I braid your gray hair
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Posted: 5/30/2008 7:23:58 PM | and the day turns to night as we await the sunrise
the slight breeze is so silent
wake up and put your dancing shoes on
the band is on the beach tonight, darlin
or just slip into your flipflops
I guess we could just kick back on the couch
it really doesn't matter to me
I'm easy
shooting stars are common
in my world
I want to ride a comet
want to go?
as the moody blues comes on the radio
Fvck..I'll just go post their words | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 8:25:14 PM | one of these dayz
ole b-dawg
we'll go shaggin' in the sand
sharing laughter through tears
drink some cold beers
toting our flip-flops in hand
we'll paint the damn beach tye-dye
plays some tunes and enjoy some blue grass
you'll play the guitar
we'll sing to the stars
but....hey....keep your hands off my ass!!
*muah*
edit post: for those that don't know....lol... "shag" is a dance over here in the southern U.S... (beach music dancin').... come to think of it, DO they shag in other countries?..... didn't wanna be THAT girl.... lol...i'm THAT OTHER girl...bahahaha..... doobie much? | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 8:33:09 PM | I can only play three chords
and so you know, I'd treat you like my whore 
edit: thought you'd think that was funny | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 8:41:45 PM | you'd treat me like your whore
and I'd treat you like my pimp
I need some new shoes
a pack of cigarettes or two
and buy me some food....maybe shrimp?
bahahaha....yeah...for a second there I was like "he IS jokin, RIGHT?"....lol | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 9:55:48 PM | my life just keeps getting more complicated
or so they try to make it
I just stay self-medicated
I don't give a shyt
I can block out basically anything
except someone getting in my face
know what I mean?
don't invade my space
and don't try to play mental games with me
I'm on to you
you have infinite personalities
I only have two
schizo bytch
take your pick
I never know what I'm up against
you just have to figure if I've got a stiff or limp d1ck
and I'm s'posed to notice your lipstick is a different shade of pink
you really need to change shrinks
I've caught on to your mascerade
it's not just me.. it's all men you hate
lie behind your childlike blue eyes
I didn't do that to you
sometimes they are as green as Ireland
personality number one hundred and four leaf clover
I pity anyone else who falls into your insanity
you are the grave and not gravity
more than a decade
four thousand days and you're still insane
I was hoping the the medication was helping
happy anniverary
or whatever
I'm writing this for another
I'm not sure for who, I'll tell you later
but, it's not for you
not even personality number three hundred and two
and I'm about to go to bed and have a threesome
the two of me of me and my freedom
get your shyt out of my house or I'm toting it to the road
for the garbage men on sunday
what they don't take, I'm burning
what doesn't burn I'm burying
clothes and all
even pictures
leave me hanging for three months?
fvck you
psycho
stone cold
and I did not do that to you
you came prepackaged in a cooler
and if I started rambling about dante you would have no clue
ask which trailer number
I swear you're jerry springer's
whole audience
as I take a second glance
thirty seven years of different personalities each moment at a time
I won't even bother doing the multiplying
you take the stage inside your head
I'm not interested
my medication is working quite fine
I guess I'm thinking with a limp d1ck tonight
but, that's alright
nowdays I like who I wake up with at daylight
hell, my other personality can always jack me off
I don't mind at all
one for ex, Ash lol | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 1:30:19 PM | I think I want long term with no commitment
if that makes any sense
there are a handful who(m?) will understand that
and I'm already in love with them
and, if I love you, I'd never do me to you permanently
but, when you decide to exit.. for god's sake exit gracefully
a kiss on the cheek after you ride me goodbye
then go about our separate lives
that's called civilized
what the hell goes through some minds?
I psycho-analyze myself all the time
do my best to tell myself the truth
I allow my id to hang out with my ego
freud was right about many things
but, he hit the nail on the hammerhead with the maternal desiring
that's what men really covet
a woman to love him as did his mother
and noone loves you like your mama
so when it's time to part don't hem and holler
just smile and say "it was fun"
"but, I have to run"
I'd totally understand that
no reason for bullshyt
noone needs it
I prefer a kiss on the cheek and a squeeze on the tit
or a hug and an ass pinch
whatever
why not leave something beautiful to remember?
commitment?
I'm basically done with that shyt
but, I still want long term
I know it's confusing to some
moo | |
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Posted: 6/1/2008 2:02:01 AM | Well, Drea just told me that she heard on CNN that gas is going clear up to seven dollars a gallon. Get prepared for the soup lines, folks. The majority of the population will never be able to keep up. It's a mathematical impossibility once you factor in all of the related inflatables... which is everything. Everything needs produced and delivered.
I already have friends choosing between cable and food
what's a girl to do?
single mothers are gonna get hit the worst of all
well, they already are
a gallon of milk and a box of lucky charms is ten bucks
plus another ten to start the car to go get it
stretchin that check just as far as they can
scratchin necessities off the list as they do the math
It's just about as bad for the retired
I get a bird's eye view of that in florida
lots of old folks living off of their social security
wishing they hadn't retired early
choosing between medication and electricity
as the fed gives them about a two percent cost of living increase
less than the increase of a postage stamp
they just can't survive on that
I'm far enough south that I can stay fairly comfortable without a heater
Mari already sent me some good long underwear
I don't know what you northerners are going to do this winter
eat or pay your thousand dollar a month heat bill?
and don't shoot the messenger folks
it's just going to keep getting worse
things of this nature are exponetial
we're just entering the beginning of the middle
as the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
and the rich don't even bother hiding it anymore
what has become of the united states of america?
didn't we fight for our freedom over such things just a little over 200 years ago?
Why do I seem to be the only person speaking up?
as an individual they'll just declare me a nut
are all of you too busy with the struggle to see the only solution?
we all have to scream at the same time that "Enough Is Enough"
doesn't anyone remember this?
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
ahhhhhhhh "in order to form a more perfect union"
"union" is the key
and the word "liberty"
I wonder how many today even know what it means
people, you are getting your freedom stripped away from you
you can keep sticking your collective head in the sand to hide from the truth
myself, I'm going to go build a commune
windmills and solar power, nowhere near a cell phone tower
no leaders and no followers
all equals, no need for lawyers
or preachers and politicians
a society where everyone extends their best hand
doesn't require govern
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Posted: 6/1/2008 3:47:10 AM | That commune sound like a plan
Almost worked after the big scare
Earthquakes would break California along the
San Andreas and it would fall into the Pacific
Colorado might've worked out
Except people eventually paired off
Tired of the scene
Grew up
Moved away
Heard those who stayed did so because
They really liked Colorado
Eventually became part of the mainstream
Seems the only real answer is with our vote
But the system is already broken
Media broken
Education is broken
Can't get the word out to a population
That wasn't taught to care about how things are run
Wasn't taught to dig deeper for the truth
Wasn't taught to look at both sides
Wasn't taught to understand what they're really voting for
Was spoon fed on sound bytes and went blindly
Willingly
Into the dumbing down of America
What to do?
One person at a time
Have to get through to people one person at a time
How can we trust a population to make the best use of their vote
When they put someone like Bush into office
Twice
Americans are among the least informed people on the planet
For all their access to what information is out there
If they could just stop working two jobs just to make ends meet
Long enough to catch up on their education
And what's really going down
Two jobs and still can't see a doctor when they're ill
It all comes down to votes
It happens one person at a time
Excellent write, Brawnydog .. $7? Really? Unbelievable. When are paychecks going to be increased to a living wage? When are pensions coming back into vogue? When is someone going to figure out the top is skimming more profit than is moral and stop buying their shoddy goods? Doesn't seem likely in my lifetime. As some point, people are going to revolt. Scary thought. | |
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Posted: 6/1/2008 4:06:56 AM | thanks, darlin
yours was right on too
and My God you are sexy
and it's not just the dress and no make-up thing
This won't turn around in our lifetime
but, we gotta live anyway
how about I make love to you
and after we'll discuss how to spread the truth
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Posted: 6/1/2008 2:08:47 PM | hella good points there ya'll
no "write" from me here...but I'll leave the quotes from some of the bumper stickers on my truck (yeah...the one that gets 18 miles to the gallon!!!!!!)
"After we finish bringing democracy to Iraq, could we get a little here please?"
and another...just to make ya grin:
" Dyslexics are teople poo" | |
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Posted: 6/2/2008 3:22:03 PM | okay.. I've got to get rid of cable
or at least the local all news channel
sometimes, I quit watching tv for several weeks
as I watched that box roll the news instead of happy hour writing
first of all.. I can't even imagine this
in St. Augustine some guy backed over an infant
under a year old and she got out the door and crawled across the street
while this poor unsuspecting victim was backing out of his driveway
no doubt that any of their lives will never be the same
and you know what else I thought? that's why I built my kid a big cage
right in the middle of the living room
and then dug through oak roots and put up an outside fence too
I don't know who to feel more sorry for
the parents or the guy who felt the bump and called 911
oh, ten minutes later
they were protesting in korea
wanna know why?
they don't want U.S. beef inside
something about a suspected mad cow disease back in 2002
and yanno what I thought? do you even care to?
If they still remember that in korea
they must have POF there
and have been reading my thread moo
If I were a cattleman, I'd be sending my moo's to India
you wouldn't even have to butcher them
here's a heartbreaker for the virgin brides
some bridle shop just turned around it's closed sign
and never showed back up
wouldn't that just make you a psycho bytch?
getting married next weekend with no wedding dress
and here's what I thought, really
I know I'd start that not seeing the bride before the wedding thing early
yanno?
I just turned the dam.n thing on to check the weather
now I'm gonna write about it for an hour
I should get out more
hold on..commercial
Well, I guess I could do my own commercial and tell you about the fire in california
I'm sure that international news topped the media
someone burned downed yogi's and smokey's forrest
but, in LA they can just rebuild it
and hulk hogan's kid is the local ass hole and idiot
I kinda feel sorry for him
another teen that put a car into a pole
dam.n near killed himself and put his pal in a coma
if his parents weren't rich and famous he wouldn't be giving the finger from jail
they put his recorded phone calls with his own mother on channel nine news
and it's another floridian media circus
I'm so sick of this shyt
fixin' to turn the cable off again
I had pals that died in the midwest
teenage car wrecks
if the driver survived, their punishment was carrying them
with one hand on the brass bar on the casket
and living with that
that's a life sentence
to any man
but, none of us were rich
and now hulk is hiring some dude from colorado
a publicity lawer or something to join the team.. I dunno
and I'm not watching the news going around again to find out
I'm shutting the idiot box off | |
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Posted: 6/3/2008 3:01:02 AM | what do you do to go zen?
a question for both the ladies and the gentlemen
are you even capable of it?
many people aren't
it's nothing to be embarrassed about
it's a learned art
you can even teach yourself to control the beats of your heart
if you dare crawl inside your head that far
I'm preparing for a stressful day right now
getting in tune to put the baffle between my brain and my mouth
I love to put the blues and jazz on
at four oclock in the mornin
get into rare form
and hit the world like hell's final storm
only mellower
with heartbeat control
etcetera | |
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Posted: 6/3/2008 10:37:46 AM | On and on into the rest
Love Ya too Dr. Doggie
Your the best.........
a tad bit of a rant for me.....
someone's play'n with a thread called "Penis!!"
must be a little man with a big head, eh?!!
I named him as "hobbit"
its nice to have fans from far away places??!!
Rub'n that a little toooooo much?!!
ok, back to Peter Pipe'n in the garden
Hey Drea, are they ready to pick yet?!!
Pardon and excuse, wanted to play with the Man of the rants!!!
Love'n You!!!! hugs | |
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Posted: 6/3/2008 2:35:18 PM | sheesus, just sat down to write something..
now I have to go look up some thread called penis
just out of curiousity
we'll see what comes next lol | |
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