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| welcome to... Posted: 6/13/2008 10:42:41 PM | Good, give me some time to tie them monkees in twine? good lord, won't work I'm better off be-zerk!
just a few more glasses of wine... and a sleepypill land mine...? I can hear Mr. Bunny making noises downstairs he longs to be up here with all us long hares....
so yup, I'm posting nonsense hope it's okay but not too concerned if it ain't........
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| welcome to...my earphones, just found 'em...!!! crank it! Posted: 6/13/2008 11:05:39 PM | Hey there Delilah What's it like in Lakeland City? I'm a-three thousand miles away But god, tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice, it's my disguise I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me
Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me, Someday you'llo pay the bills with this guitar We'll have it good We'll have the life we knew we would My word is good
Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
Three thousand miles seems pretty far But they've got planes and trains and cars I'd walk to you if I had no other way Our friends would all make fun of us and we'll just laugh along because we know That none of them have felt this way Delilah I can promise you That by the time we get through The world will never ever be the same And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah You be good and don't you miss me Two more years and you'll be done with school And I'll be making history like I do You'll know it's all because of you We can do whatever we want to Hey there Delilah here's to you This one's for you
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me.....
and you thought you were Sampson......;) | |
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| welcome to...my earphones, just found 'em...!!! crank it! Posted: 6/13/2008 11:34:07 PM | I think that muse and I are in a seduction competition and I can't figure out who's winnin' I swear I give the poor girl a contact high god knows I try
you already know she's crazy or she wouldn't love me my life story eh, ladies?
want to post song lyrics, muse? I can do that, too
Mungo Jerry » In The Summertime
In the summertime when the weather is high you can stretch right up an' touch the sky when the weather's fine you got women you got women on your mind. Have a drink have a drive go out an' see what you can find. If her daddie's rich take her out for a meal if her daddie's poor just do as you feel speed along the lane do a ton or a ton an'twenty five when the sun goes down you can make it make it good in a lay-by. We're not grey people we're not dirty we're not mean we love everybody but we do as we please when the weather's fine we go fishing or go swimming in the sea. we're always happy life's for living yeah ! That's our philosophy. Whenthe winter's here yeah it's party time bring a bottle wear your bright clothes it'll soon be summertime and we'll sing again we'll go driving or maybe we'll settle down if she's rich if she's nice bring your friends an' we'll all go into town
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| welcome to...my earphones, just found 'em...!!! crank it! Posted: 6/13/2008 11:56:43 PM | okay....bring it babe....
She came from Providence, the one in Rhode Island Where the old world shadows hang heavy in the air She packed her hopes and dreams like a refugee Just as her father came across the sea She heard about a place people were smilin' They spoke about the red man's way, and how they loved the land And they came from everywhere to the Great Divide Seeking a place to stand or a place to hide
Down in the crowded bars, out for a good time, Can't wait to tell you all, what it's like up there And they called it paradise I don't know why Somebody laid the mountains low while the town got high
Then the chilly winds blew down Across the desert through the canyons of the coast, to the Malibu Where the pretty people play, hungry for power to light their neon way and give them things to do
Some rich men came and raped the land, Nobody caught 'em Put up a bunch of ugly boxes, and Jesus, people bought 'em And they called it paradise The place to be They watched the hazy sun, sinking in the sea
You can leave it all behind and sail to Lahaina just like the missionaries did, so many years ago They even brought a neon sign: "Jesus is coming" Brought the white man's burden down Brought the white man's reign
Who will provide the grand design? What is yours and what is mine? 'Cause there is no more new frontier We have got to make it here
We satisfy our endless needs and justify our bloody deeds, in the name of destiny and the name of God
And you can see them there, On Sunday morning They stand up and sing about what it's like up there They call it paradise I don't know why You call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye
but just so ya know....I'm singin out loud.....counts for double points yanno?
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| welcome to...my earphones, just found 'em...!!! crank it! Posted: 6/14/2008 12:16:40 AM | It’s just another day in paradise As you stumble to your bed You’d give anything to silence Those voices ringing in your head You thought you could find happiness Just over that green hill You thought you would be satisfied But you never will- Learn to be still
We are like sheep without a shepherd We don’t know how to be alone So we wander ’round this desert And wind up following the wrong gods home But the flock cries out for another And they keep answering that bell And one more starry-eyed messiah Meets a violent farewell- Learn to be still Learn to be still
Now the flowers in your garden They don’t smell so sweet Maybe you’ve forgotten The heaven lying at your feet
heheyahaaa...
There are so many contridictions In all these messages we send (we keep asking) How do I get out of here Where do I fit in? Though the world is torn and shaken Even if your heart is breakin’ It’s waiting for you to awaken And someday you will- Learn to be still Learn to be still
You just keep on runnin’ Keep on runnin’ ...
get ready...I'm about to dip ya honey......
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| welcome to...my earphones, just found 'em...!!! crank it! Posted: 6/14/2008 12:25:25 AM | There are stars In the southern sky Southward as you go There is moonlight And moss in the trees Down the seven bridges road
Now I have loved you like a baby Like some lonesome child And I have loved you in a tame way And I have loved you wild
Sometimes there’s a part of me Has to turn from here and go Running like a child from these warm stars Down the seven bridges road
There are stars in the southern sky And if ever you decide You should go There is a taste of time sweetened honey Down the seven bridges road...
okay, help me up off the floor babe................whew* | |
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| welcome to...my earphones, just found 'em...!!! crank it! Posted: 6/14/2008 12:34:08 AM | do you remember that sunny day? somewhere in london in the middle of nowhere didn't have nothing to do that day didn't wanna do nothing anyway
you got a way of walking
you got a way of talking
and there's something about you
and now i know i never ever wanna be without you
i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost
of your precious love of your precious love
first time i saw you standing in the street you were so cool you could have put out Vietnam
all the girls ask "what's he like?" i said "he's kind of shy but that's the kind of girl i am he's my kind of guy"
i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost
of your precious love
of your precious love
of your precious love
i've build my world around you i'll bless the day i found you
i'll stay beside you i'll never leave or tell you all those
lies that you'd never believe
i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost
of your precious love of your precious love
you got a way of walking
you got a way of talking
and there's something about you
that's the kind of girl i am he's my kind of guy
and now i know i never ever wanna be without you
i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost
i wanna be haunted by the ghost i wanna be haunted by the ghost
and now i know i never ever wanna be without you
okay last one...and I'm leavin' it on your machine...............
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| muse's lyrics thread with some of my babble tossed in Posted: 6/14/2008 12:51:04 AM | lol, I can't top that one, muse hahahahahaha ...and you knew that and did it on purpose... cheater I'm not playing with you anymore  lol
you never did tell the story of the ballpark stand off but, I can just imagine it I think that we've all been there in one way or another
the song that came on when I started reading yours was "the joker" yanno, stuck in the middle with you "late in the evening" is on now I love paul simon
and I don't want to waste this mood posting lyrics I want to write something for you instead I have no idea what form it will take now some blues came on and it's really late
but, here goes.. I know absurd logic rocks your boat
sanity ain't nothing but society's perception whatcha think about that?
as soul sister comes on my simple radio too coolio she's singing in french to me vous do too, sometimes, baby
we seduced each other years ago and we still long for each other why is that, anyway? we should have made our own babies
can you imagine our offspring? a combination of you and me talk about pirates but, you'd give them class
and "call me" is on the radio now and I know that you want me to but, I have no idea what to sing to you it's heading towards four and I'm confused
but, I'm already speaking to you, aren't I? can't you hear my voice as I'm writing? tell me what song I'm singing and I'll call you before it get's to early | |
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| muse's lyrics thread with some of my babble tossed in Posted: 6/14/2008 12:56:59 AM | you suprised me bobbysox...thought you were snoozin' again.....
so ummm, I'm singin cowboy songs now....an no need to worry, you won't get a note in, and nary a word anyways...........
^^ not editing, don't care 'bout that tonite........shoot me tommorrow, or buy me a hamburger on Tuesday...
okay...last song, I promise.............
I'm standing at the crossroads in life, and I don't know where to go. You know you've got my heart babe, but my music's got my soul. Let me play it one more time, I'll tell the truth and make it rhyme, And hope they understand me.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, feed Jake, he's been a good dog, My best friend right through it all, if I die before I wake, Feed Jake
Now Broadway's like a sewer, bums and hookers everywhere. Whino's passed out on the side walk, doesn't anybody care. Some say he's worthless, just let him be. But I for one would have to disagree. And so would their mama.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, feed Jake, he's been a good dog, My best friend right through it all, if I die before I wake, Feed Jake
If you get an ear pierced, some will call you gay. But if you drive a pick-up, they'll say 'No, he must be straight.' What we are and what we ain't, what we can and what we can't, Does it really matter?
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, feed Jake, he's been a good dog, My best friend right through it all, if I die before I wake, Feed Jake
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| muse's lyrics thread with some of my babble tossed in Posted: 6/14/2008 1:42:27 AM | jungle love just came on and everything's better when wet
god, I love that line
let's get it on is on now talk about mellow just hanging out and feeling soulful
and there ain't no reason to call a woman who can still hear my voice I'll call when you start to forget me I know that you can still hear me singing I can feel your hips swaying
vino, darlin? with a boilermaker tequila? elton john is on now.. bennie and the jetssssssss want to get naked?
you know I read it in a magazine...... and when I did, I screamed what's going to be next.. the tower of babel? It's a five star with a hot tub from what I've heard
hu heffer is recruiting half of the women on the internet and rory is making his bets god I love great tits sway them
want some mellow muse? sweet maria is on now tune this one in if you want a mood it really flows
good thing cows have so many stomachs or I'd puke over all this sweet clover lol.. well.. yanno.. | |
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| muse's lyrics thread with some of my babble tossed in Posted: 6/14/2008 1:54:55 AM | I might have lost the contest.. but, someone has to be a loser here's a runner up, though
Chicosci Sweet Maria lyrics:
Bless this night I’m entering the fold with everything to lose Let me be ready for the end With both guns blazing
Nothing can stop this war tonight Can you be my shelter? Your suicide kisses will be mine
Sweet Maria Guide these bullets in the air
Beautiful clash I’m a blinded fool again Now I’ll be cut and bruised A lovely blade run through my neck My landmine valentine
These silver bullets will open your eyes And I’ll be here breathing Your suicide kisses will be mine
Sweet Maria Guide these bullets in the air Three more in the chamber and I said Sweet Maria Grace this moment, hear my prayer
I feel you beside me Touch me, I tremble My final dance, this means everything Everything to me
These silver bullets will open your eyes And I’ll be here breathing Your suicide kisses will be mine
Sweet Maria Guide these bullets in the air Three more in the chamber and I said Sweet Maria Grace this moment, hear my prayer | |
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| muse's lyrics thread with some of my babble tossed in Posted: 6/14/2008 1:57:20 AM | wholly banana's....I am so not mellow babydog...
was cutting the rug Down at a place called the jug With a girl named linda lu When in walked a man With a gun in his hand And he was looking for you know who. He said, hey there fellow, With the hair colored yellow, Watcha tryin to prove? cause thats my woman there And Im a man who cares And this might be all for you.
I was scared and fearing for my life. I was shakin like a leaf on a tree. cause he was lean, mean, Big and bad, lord, Pointin that gun at me. I said, wait a minute, mister, I didnt even kiss her. Dont want no trouble with you. And I know you dont owe me But I wish youd let me Ask one favor from you.
(chorus) wont you give me three steps, Gimme three steps mister, Gimme three steps towards the door? Gimme three steps Gimme three steps mister, And youll never see me no more.
Well the crowd cleared away And I began to pray As the water fell on the floor. And Im telling you son, Well, it aint no fun Staring straight down a forty-four. Well he turned and screamed at linda lu And thats the break I was looking for. And you could hear me screaming a mile away As I was headed out towards the door....
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/14/2008 12:00:08 PM | Figured I'd go ahead and change the title back I doubt muse will be cranking the volume up Plus has two kids that need looking after as I crack another beer 'cause I'm a bachelor
I'll find something else to write about..
the lakes are all drying up in the southeast up north their houses are floating away the tornado at the boy scout camp was uncalled for makes me believe in god even less than I did before
and I'm not buying Revelations anymore than I do the weather station when I bow, it's to Mother Nature she is the ruler of our round jungle
lighting can strike in a clear blue sky the moon and the sun flirting cause the tides that's Mother Nature just letting out a sigh people just pretend that they're educated and civilized
we're really just a bunch of ants on an ant hill in Her yard sometimes She just takes the hose and washes us out She just sneezes softly and there goes a whole town Mother Nature is the true God
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/14/2008 4:15:42 PM | good write you red haired indian you *smile.
a momentary rant
the kid just called from Delta's terminal Atlanta Airport seems they can't find the fvking CREW lol lol no sxht the pilot and a few others are MIA they won't even let them go get drunk (that's probably where the crew is tho) cause they keep saying it could be 10 minutes for 5 hours they keep saying that lol terrorism ain't this countries problem these day it's that damn zombie air the government keeps pumping in I swear lol if he hadn't sounded so tired I would have begged him to rent a car and drive(only 4 hours) I flew with a drunken Delta Pilot one day and he nearly missed the runway I could tell he was having second thoughts about boarding this plane today one of those silent, unspoken moments hanging in the air neither of us would say you see what happens dog when the door opens to that energy the kid feels it too *smile why else would he call me just to chat did I tell you he made my day this week told my sis he and I were just alike (cept my grocery market is my front yard and he owns condos all over hells creation and outside lol) told my sis he attributes all his accomplishments to being raised by me and knew the things I gave up to keep it that way he never said that to me you know it made me cry buckets lol but I always knew we were the same inside he feels that energy just as strong as me I'm just a mushy mashy jumble of love and energy this week | |
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/15/2008 1:07:44 AM | yanno what? I just adore you you glow with aura the travel agent that I used to date told me what Delta stands for Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
I feel your energy too I always do You're always a mushy mashy jumble of love even when you're pyssed off
I used to fly back and forth to chicago all the time do you remember Kiwi airlines? I could get a oneway ticket for about 99 dollars I'd fly up and buy a truck load of cars
anyway, this ain't about me this is about Kiwi they were employee owned and it showed
the pilots knew me by my first name I sat in the back with the stewardesses and played drank gin the whole way normally took off before the plane
I've got some wings around here somewhere I used to wear them on my Kiwi's Pub t-shirt which used to be an obscure neighborhood bar in Orlando and that always made the stewardesses giggle
"Hi Bobbie.. your usual exit row seat?" you know it, darlin.. how's that night school goin'? come tell me about what you've been learnin'
their motto should have been fly the friendly skies hard working, recently single house wives re-educating themselves for a brave new world while making sure I was comfortable while on tour
I don't remember why they went bankrupt hope it wasn't all of the free tanqueray I soaked up I told them to just stock me the large bottle those tiny ones must have cost them a fortune
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/15/2008 2:43:15 AM | LOL..Sorry Dog..i warned YOU..the next few weeks I am INSANE with NO BRAIN*smile. Can this week get ANY stranger I wonder... a beautiful strange tho *smile..
I feel your energy too I always do You're always a mushy mashy jumble of love even when you're pyssed off
shhhhh only a few know this about me *smile.....I have to put up a front yanno lol .remember i don't own a gun and live in the HOOD lol lol......oddly I grow to love my hood more and more.....it's so RICH in LIFE and EMOTIONs...a soap opera too as only YOU know lol ...strange what a garden can teach you *smile..and those who love you *smile.
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/15/2008 11:44:09 PM | another pal that doesn't edit much.. lol  I haven't felt very fatherly lately, babe.. and I'm just out taking my keyboard for a walk I'll try to keep it on a leash :P maybe I should just write something for the Indian Princess that's always the safest bet... that and drea will get it I've been looking at pictures again..
what the hell is going on? the feral cats are pickin' on my dogs and I've got a fence around the yard guess ex was right.. meow mix is like crack for cats I've got to quit feeding them that one tried to fly into the window like a bird no shyt.. a couple months ago knocked the inside cat right off the window sill monitor kitty is dead now
I think I'll ramble about beauty for awhile
is it really just in the eye of the beholder? or does everyone see what I see? I often wonder and I love van Gogh another case of the blind leading the blind?
yes, I am a sucker for a pretty anything but, can I make you see what I'm seeing? I have no recourse other than my poor word painting and I always picture the world naked I don't find that to be a sin think Mona Lisa was a virgin?
men have been molding women out of clay since women were created before words were even invented worshipping beauty is instinct evolution is what allows us to see it from the inside allows us to put down into words what we see in a woman's eyes and some women wear black well and are painted pink down deep
all art ever uttered by man or beast was in one way or another created from beauty the Indian Princess is on my easel tonight
I never realized that brown eyes could catch on fire but, I didn't come here to write about denial I could write a thousand words and not paint a single picture that could possibly reveal your true nature | |
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/16/2008 3:48:31 AM | Dear Theologian
I have a few questions, and I thought you would be the right person to ask. It gets tough sometimes, sitting up here in heaven with no one to talk to. I mean really talk to. I can always converse with the angels, of course, but since they don't have free will, and since I created every thought in their submissive minds, they are not very stimulating conversationalists.
Of course, I can talk with my son Jesus and with the "third person" of our holy trinity, the Holy Spirit, but since we are all the same, there is nothing we can learn from each other. There are no well-placed repartees in the Godhead. We all know what the others know. We can't exactly play chess. Jesus sometimes calls me "Father," and that feels good, but since he and I are the same age and have the same powers, it doesn't mean much.
You are educated. You have examined philosophy and world religions, and you have a degree which makes you qualified to carry on a discussion with someone at my level--not that I can't talk with anyone, even with the uneducated believers who fill the churches and flatter me with endless petitions, but you know how it is. Sometimes we all crave interaction with a respected colleague. You have read the scholars. You have written papers and published books about me, and you know me better than anyone else.
It might surprise you to think that I have some questions. No, not rhetorical questions aimed at teaching spiritual lessons, but some real, honest-to-God inquiries. This should not shock you because, after all, I created you in my image. Your inquisitiveness is an inheritance from me. You would say that love, for example, is a reflection of my nature within yourself, wouldn't you? Since questioning is healthy, it also comes from me.
Somebody once said that we should prove all things, and hold fast that which is good. My first question is this:
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/16/2008 5:51:53 AM | dayum guys! AD and Dog both put me out of the zone with those..
I kept having these moments while reading of almost gasping at the beauty of certain lines and the one that sent my soul out of the top of my head again was the line about the Indian Princess being on your Easel tonight.. I loved that line..I will be stealing that from you if only reusing it in my emails as code words but, there were so many that kept causing those little sudden heart races as the emotions build up inside me, just before the tears explode outside of me..
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/16/2008 9:25:07 PM | don't post any of that copyright shyt on my thread beautiful dreamer I already know that you're a screamer
amen?
I guess drea is giving her own secret away told you she was mashy mushy everyday
and here's a quickie for Ash
got that totino's in the toaster oven I wish that I could microwave them If it was winter, I'd try deep fryin' one totino's with a pop-out timer?
chicken pot pie people are tasteful just maybe not your taste.. but, we don't care and we don't spit our wine out unless it sucks yanno, Ash? what the fvck?
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/18/2008 12:44:52 AM | I learn so much from talking with Drea she's a walking, talking plethera and she knows to put things into tiny words while explaining life to the dog

let's see.. maybe a lil ramble "and I don't know why I came here tonight" lol
there was a kid gunned down at the lakeland mall but, I want to ramble about something beautiful not about what the world is coming to
I adore native american women I don't know what it is about them there's just this hidden depth makes 'em a charcoal haired soul abyss mmmmm and god do I love soul and I despise the cold
I pretty much quit playing with barbie dolls too high of a pedestal and I suffer from heightophobia here I go again.. I mean with another ramble.. not for another barbie doll
I'm kinda spoiled now I've been looked straight in the heart the Indian Princess taught me how to look back my skin's gotten redder ever since
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 6/18/2008 5:45:14 AM | watchoo mean?....are you a redneck?....i'm kiddin'....
the three second rule doesn't apply in the south if the dog didn't catch it, you'd better have that in your mouth
~classic~ that was awesome...
'cause you know granny will knock your ass into tomorrow if you waste one bite of food and where I come from knockin' some sense into your youngin ain't considered to be wrong or rude now you can call that some backwards shit if you wanna but I know the difference 'tween wrong and right and the old woman that started all that shit would give u the shirt offa her back if you'd like b-dawg, darlin, I thought of you as I housesit for a friend this week got cable galore...with tons of channels to explore now I'm startin to see the future as bleak I see that what's considered okay by standards today, is ruining the minds of the kids I always said I wouldn't sound like my daddy, but dammit I think I just did so, on thursday I'll return to my own place without that wonderful remote in hand and to be quite honest, I was much more happy with my head stuck in the stand yep 3 channels for me (if it ain't cloudy) that's all there'll ever be
and .... hayel yeah Ima deep fry me a totinos.....damn good idea dawg....you ever watch that Paula Dean?.....that chick deep-fry's every damned thang....and, yeah, she's southern as a pan of pawn bread....bless her heart | |
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