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Posted: 9/1/2008 7:51:29 PM | Not pissed
But completely
aware of
motive
never the less
I believed here
If anywhere
In this place
Bytching
belly aching
complaining
pontificating
would cease
Views and replies
Alas...I am
once again
disappointed
Tis but human...
~M~ | |
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101
Posted: 9/1/2008 7:53:31 PM | Somebody is piss'd???
Where have I been...........lol
Better than get'n piss'd on (and I know, don't ask.....lol)
Damn, I wish, I was pissed
cause I Love to be double dared, No, not double dip'd.........lol
Oh, well
This should be fun!!!!!
I have a feel'n I'm get'n ready to get leashed!!!!!!!!! I'm come'n dear, just one more write...........lol
Night Night!!!! hugs and kisses | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 7:56:38 PM | I had a chick tell me that the best gasm that she had
was when the guy pyssed in her ass
I don't think I could do that
but, I want to try once | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 9:11:56 PM | damn right i'm pyssed...! and i'm sayin' so!.......... now come and get me.......please and thankyou  i prefer to make you pant rather than bark brawnyman...  | |
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| welcome to writin' for losers 101
Posted: 9/1/2008 9:24:55 PM | refer to message 1553
I'm basically all or nothing
I figured that everyone knew that
how often I've told everyone | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 4:23:53 PM | lets get something straight
I didn't have anything to do with trigger happy's deletion
You should all know me better than that.
If I have anything to say,,,, I say it.
It's as simple as that.
"y'all".. yeah, I'll talk to y'all like I would to your face
I've really never had a problem with it
and I write about my own little d1ck
you think I'd be insulted by that?
give me some goddam credit
she got booted for staging a forum protest
Okay?
let it go
don't waste your time pyssed about something that doesn't matter
if she's that good of a friend, call her
It was a five day ban from what I've been reading
She could have caught up on odd's and end's and laundry
Do not involve me.
I'll devote my time to your therapy.
And you won't like that.. believe me.
anyone else have anything to say? | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 4:48:37 PM | Yeah
Thanks
Just got back
Landed on the pond
Got swamped by ripples
Runnin riot like wannabe tsumamis
Wondered WTF this time
So decided to find WTF thread
And write in there instead
Thanks for least splay-ning wtf was going on. Didn't know about forum protests but did notice a couple of haikus go AWOL and wondered why. Meh. Still one there. And the pace will be fast and furious in there nae doot now...which is kinda FIN trying to punch em out that fast. Not for the timid eh! | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 7:41:36 PM | Buncha fvckin' losers
redneck hoosiers
tryin' to be hip
they don know sh1t
mean little pvssys
hisssssssssssssssssssss | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:07:41 PM | Hi darlin.. lol 
are you the snake or the apple?
I guess we can get back to writing now
for whatever it's worth
this ain't whitman's thread
it's writin' for losers
did you know that south carolina has gators and palm trees?
something that the Indian Princess taught me
it stays warm over close to the sea
how about a lil rambling?
I've got a thing for school teachers
libranians
curators
people smarter than me in general
I never have far to go
they're everywhere
I also like to write about ass holes
I'd finish this but Mic called and said she was coming over
She's determined to reform me back from a homo
yet she ain't polishin' my whistle
think it's my long hair?
fvck.. I'll pull it back in a ponytail
I'll write til she gets here
told her to stop for beer
I don't have any dishes to do
I'm out of food!
and the first thing she does is open the windows
to let out all of the smoke
one of those "must not smoke" profiles
yanno how that goes
she forgot beer
sent her back to the store
fifteen more minutes of air conditioning nature
I'd better leave the windows open though
don't want her to start coughin
she'll hurt them big ole titties again
Okay, she's back now
I'll post as she walks in the door | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 8:44:11 PM | I love you brawnny
our secret puuppyy
I love the way your ears play across your back when you run
how your wisdom
runs deeper than
what you say
and on any given day
you always seem
to have the bone(r)
Today I asked the foreman simple mathematics
tri square stuff yanno?
trig shit, should have been easy
he was distracted by what I always knew was sleazy
twenty guys saw through the guise but short bra's and countless flaws
got his head all wrapped up in gauze
and he didn't see the equation
tho from a foreman's view it didn't take much persuation
I still built the foundation
snap ties tho burky would have have been more fitting
tho the question always came up
what delusions kept him in the sand face down but ass up
Mayhap he just liked it that way cause he a coward
wavin roses cause I Always knew he liked his way flowered
did he know I had access to all them things unwritten?
it's ok tho, complacent minds always forget where their sittin
But I've always loved the guy never once had a beef
he always paid me on time so the ex was happy at least
but I guess solitary roads get lonely when ya only got the mirror
in my case it's different tho, cause then I just grew to see things clear
Now my boss he gone, but I thank him for what he taught
course I was always better at the math and didn't need need to be bought
I love each hand no matter if they love me back
I got lots of work now, I'm Rich, twenty pound balls in my sack.
yanno?
Bosses suck, since we wear the same pouch I bet yanno....
~R~ | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 6:32:28 AM | thought it was paranoia
people being pricks
but them
thorny ass **stards
proved me
wrong once again
am humbled
by my naiveity
you'd think at my age
i'd be sagaciously wise
but naw, not me
am gonna go watch
the sunrise | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 2:00:37 PM |
Hi darlin.. lol
are you the snake or the apple?
You have the snake darlin and you can bite my big old apple anytime
I know without doubt
a$$holes come in many sizes
and when left to their own devices
become a proctologists delight! | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 4:56:11 PM | I'm steppin' into my loafers
go a head and vent
tru knew what I meant
whisper into her ear for me
appolgize for me
I still love you darling
no matter what you think of me
some things is just how it is
that's not dirt under my fingernails
that's something else
I'm a proctoligst of my own ass
pickin' it and chewin' it | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 7:03:42 PM | EEWWWWWW
Gives a new slant on "Finger Lickin' Good" don' it
You say you're sorry
even the tears look real
but I know
you are hedging your bets
regrets..as the song says
"I have a few"
but you really don't care
do you?
SO eff off and let me be
what I knew was really me
the drop dead gorgeous woman
you now see.
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Posted: 9/5/2008 12:02:43 PM | Y'all familiar with la nouba at Disney?
if not, google it or check out their link
http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/wdw/moreMagic/moreMagicLanding?id=DTDCirqueDuSoleiLandingPage&bhcp=1
I just watched a news spot about it and these folks are amazing.
It's theatre with trampolines.
circus mixed with a different art
acting acrobats
If it wasn't amazing, I wouldn't spam you with it
I might even go see them
Might be a better clip on baynews9.com
the entertainment section
that's tampa's local station
these guys and gals are amazing
smoother than figure skating
total grace
it's really neat
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Posted: 9/5/2008 6:01:08 PM | Brawny, I went to the circus last year and the acrobat girl on the ring had everyone mesmerized....before that it was the ribbon girl, and I thought my guy buddies would never get their tongues back in their mouths.....
acrobatics are just cool.... | |
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Posted: 9/5/2008 6:15:29 PM | Yeah, they are, darlin
the tongue thing happens to me too still
and nowdays I'm into fatass girls
I guess comfortable gets prettier as you get older
as I sit in my armchair
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Posted: 9/5/2008 6:24:14 PM | she's still giving me shyt for not joining numbers of syllibales
Toss another piece of stick across the abacus cord?
right after I use spellcheck
don't push it | |
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Posted: 9/5/2008 7:15:24 PM | sweets...
is it me you're referring to?
no shyt intended...
figure there are a
zillion free poetry threads..
and some like
haiku
8 line stanza
follow form...
soooo...
no shyt on my end...
just trying to be nice
stupid, huh?! | |
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Posted: 9/5/2008 7:22:04 PM | darlin, what is goin' on in here?!
i'm feelin stress & i know it's coming from
the words you write.
weigh ya words...make 'em count.
and if all else fails...
call me.
stupid phone died in the pizza place
otherwise?
we'd still be talking about
haiku  because i know
you love games
and talking about 'him' with me
and Pandy & Drea
& Ash
&
the things you are NOT gonna write about
because you  me like i you.
JJB | |
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Posted: 9/5/2008 9:40:57 PM | there are fools everywhere
I just came to write about strawberryblonde hair
is that one word?
you haiku folks should know
I promised juju that I'd be nice
I actually do have a leash
choker chain
come within range
I'll just pant and wait
a wallflower waiting for his date
that's me cept for the cape
ain't she pretty?
I'm not good at dancing
slowly maybe
I'll step on your feet
take a step back and kiss me
I'm not doing anymore mail
not gonna bail anyone else out of jail
my lips are headed to arkansas
that's prounounced "saw" for you folks from out of town. alas
Goddam.. trying to write something with nine fingers
a good thing I picked arkansas to do it
she doesn't mind if I kiss her
I guess none of y'all ever just said "give me the two fer"
go in just to not plug up the drive thru
I promised not to bytch about haiku
I smoke cigarettes
drink to much
tell everyone that I don't give a fvck
the only ones who believe are the beautiful women
sorry if you're not one of them
arkansas is
I want to bytch about haiky again
sorry, darlin
I won't
I won't even spell it
won't even attempt it
okay if I write a few lines about your lips?
chew them up and swallow every drop
start at the eyebows and work down to your chin
blindly looking for that tongue
Is it reciprocating?
that would explain the pre-cum
for you split tails it means your pvssy got wet
anybody got a condom?
it's been awhile since I've been to the vets
but, I don't think I've got nothin
one thing we don't want is another kid
inverted penis would flip her lid
she's funny about getting fat
what woman isn't?
that's why we just use are lips
and it still passes the bible if there's no penetration
ever tried to write about kissing someone without fvcking them?
I'm tellin' ya, it's really a challenge
I've got her face in my hands and I don't dare paint it
something is holding me back
I don't know what it is...
other than I can't do it to her
maybe it's the audience
awkward on the first kiss
but, it isn't
I've already written about her lips
if she wandered by I'd grab her into the closet
her only words would be "oh yes"
then mumble something about decadence
hard to speak with a face pressed on your mouth
at least that's how it is down here in the south.
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Posted: 9/6/2008 4:35:45 AM | Aw puppy>>>looks like you've had a rough couple of days... nothing a good tummy rub won't fix. Come here. Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub... there now. Hugs a lot....
(ps... since you asked, the storms seems to be passing by us with not much more than a couple of good rainy days) | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 9:20:10 AM | You always make my tail wag, darlin
Give me a call sometime and enlighten me
You know I've been wondering
How everything's going
Not just the storming
It's impossible to tell from the local radar
The islands are just one big cloud cover
The dominican doesn't even show up
Hey! Sister Mary! Where are my pics of the local butts?!!
I've gotta call the Indian Princess
See if Hanna is causing her distress
She's pretty far inland
I'm just concerned about twisters
You get used to not worrying about hurricanes
Until they're only a day or so away
Sometimes they just all of a sudden stop
Sit in one spot and build up
Change directions half a dozen times
You just kick back and sip your wine
Wait for the branches to start dropping
Hope you don't have to do any roofing
 They all merit a hurricane party though!
hahahaha You know you can always catch me during happy hour
I want pics in my inbox! I want pics in my inbox! Love ya.. :D | |
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