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Posted: 10/5/2009 4:42:32 AM | When is there
a time when you
are not annoyed
you major in
annoyed
surely you find
all this
annoying
in case you missed it
the opperative word is
annoying | |
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| welcome to writin for losers 101
Posted: 10/5/2009 12:12:13 PM | you're that same guy that we had to take a mod bat to on
Tropical's thread.. ain'tcha..
I remember you now. They didn't use a big enough bat.
That mistake won't happen twice.
That's how much credence your words carry..
people don't even remember you after you've said them.
My inbox got pummeled with women calling you things such
as "creepy guy". That was my fave. 
The operative word in this is operative.
Or, possibly word.. if I swap a couple around.
it really doesn't matter to me..
nouns, verbs and adjectives ain't much of a biggie
I abuse 'em all daily.
and I will you too
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| welcome to writin for losers 101
Posted: 10/5/2009 2:39:55 PM | Darlin'....just sing with me and think of ole Blue Eyes
Doobie doobie doo
just roll a doobie
I'll smoke one with you
thats if you want to
get rid of the doo doo
that I smell...
ah fook...
lost me rythm
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Posted: 10/5/2009 4:07:16 PM | hardly.. 
I'd fry you a turkey on any holiday.
I love the way you tap your toe.
My biggest problem has never been paying attention.
It's talking afterwords. | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 12:20:12 PM | Yanno.. I bet women wouldn't get as much idiot mail if
the google ads by the mail weren't sex ads. 
I dam.n near clicked on the last cleavage and yanno I know
better than that shyt! lol
Any of you know any models? I've made friends with a couple
very beautiful ones around our generation. It's kinda funny, all the
extremely hard work that they do to look pretty for every shot..
makes guys' looks the last thing they care about. They work their asses
off literally to stay lookin like that.
I don't know where I was going with this.. that ad reminded me of
my one friend, though. Haven't spoken to her for awhile..
and it ain't because she's up on a pedestal..
her frickin career is stayin beautiful.
And once you think about it very deeply
there are lots of homely dudes with hotties
yet no hot guys with homely chics
imagine that
that's where the female to male ratio flies out the window at
two thirds of em are ugly or fat
one third both
yanno?
bet I made a few new friends there.. lol
I'm about to go get three years of hair cut off
just because the maintenance sucks
I respect women with long hair with empathy
that and lisa say's I look like I just crawled out of an alley
which of course got me thinkin' about tom petty
and all of my free fallin days
and I'm still hearing the same thing
"get a haircut and get a real job.."
which ain't petty but he's singin it my head
beautiful women..
I do adore beautiful women
except for the bytchy ones who wanted to be but aren't somethin'
and there goes another slice of a third..
but, that's a huge trailer park problem
just ask oprah
she'll even tell you it goes on in chicago
anyway, it's a full moon
and this is october and not june
not that I need an excuse..
I'm just reminding you
I ain't right to begin with and add a harvest moon and ocean ions too
I'm pretty much thinkin toes in the sand a bottle of wine and someone beautiful
which is always in the eye of the beholder
holder being the operative word | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 7:42:15 PM | Hang on...
Do I call you Samson
I'd like to be a Delilah
but don't wanna sap strength
at least not with a haircut
Wheres the fun in that?
Yanno..
Are you donating your fair locks? | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 9:38:46 PM | hahaha yeah, I know, darlin.
Saps best straight from the tap. lmao
Of course, I'm gonna. Seems like the least I can do. yanno?
I'm down as an organ doner too if there are any left when I'm done
with 'em. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2009 1:22:35 PM | reality checks don't even phase me
every starving artist will agree
about time, huh
yeah, thought you'd like that one
No one buys your shyt til your dead
unless congress summons you to demonstrate it
ask twain about it
he died a broked1ck
I might be startin over at 45
but, girls, I'm still alive
and I'm also great at puzzles
did I mention too young for dementia?
there's a heartbroken woman somewhere who wants me
I could dam.n near guarantee
but, I ain't gonna do that
because, I ain't a pirate
that's where I messed up
a girl has to have her own wallet
but, I know how to check for that from now on
start somewhere other than the Oprah fascination
and that's all that I have to say about it
turns out that I'm a derelict
now there's a huge "imagine that"
the only question is whether to avoid court
and yanno I'm gonna
I hate lawyers
they're worse than doctors
and that's saying a mouthfull
the right thing, the wrong thing.. none of that means anything
it come's down to when people feel they're boring
and old folks that lose their minds get mean
I ain't stickin' around for that scene
I got an edit in.. what's the problem?
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Posted: 10/8/2009 10:28:38 AM | dedication is not divided
we are all hybrids
all peas in in pod
mendel taught us that
but, I'm still waitin to meet a blonde indian
I'm tellin ya
I'm gonna marry her
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Posted: 10/8/2009 3:23:57 PM | Haha, I bet you will, too, B!
I'm just interluding, counting down, 3, 2, 1...
Three more quick sleeps,
Then a short plane ride,
And Leafs arrives for our annual fun!  | |
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| welcome to writin for bones 101
Posted: 10/8/2009 9:39:43 PM | Sammy's gonna be thrilled, darlin!
Wish you girls were pettin me!  lol
I'll be lookin forward to a tequila tale.
leafs and sweetness calling me from jail
"doggie, can you dig up some bail?"
"we've been arrested for having fun in public again"
"the ordinance still says that fun's a sin"
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| welcome to writin for bones 101
Posted: 10/12/2009 12:31:50 PM | It ain't no trouble.
Within that is the answer..
everybody thinks that sites are a democracy
it doesn't work that way in reality
now I'm gonna hear about freedom of speech
while I watch another baby seal get beat
where the hell is green peace?
too many game threads and people do what they wanna
and then spill it all over into the rest of the forums
and that makes a huge mess
I think a few more should go yet
you think that's my anal retentiveness?
you have no idea what you're talking about
if I were you, I wouldn't even start
you've never had to clean that crap up
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Posted: 10/14/2009 8:54:19 PM | bittersweet common wife
she counted sheep again last night
welcome to a dating site
there seems to be a commitment blight
I spell that right?
there are no fancy words or thesaurus meanings
no gypsies doing tea leaf readings
it's just us
wanna confess?
yeah, everyone does
I ever tell you I saw Joe Walsh?
It was back in college
for a concert, a small auditorium
I'd guess about twenty five hundred
and I was above him in the balcony screamin
"Life's been good!"
and he finally got tired of me heckling him and he played it..
my friends weren't happy either.
Except for Heather
I broke her heart for sure
I didn't realize that she was pure
she was, though
She went christian after me I heard
I didn't stick around to learn
Too busy doin the devil's work
I'm still workin' on not bein' a jerk
I shouldn't write about Heather
she was a true lover
I should have done her better
hope the commune didn't fvck up her. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2009 8:59:26 PM | Just got back from seeing "Where The Wild Things Are"! We laughed, we cried, we loved it! You've gotta take Cajun!! (wouldn't recommend it for kids under 6 but 6-100 absolutely!) I think it's the best Kid (and not so kid) movie I've seen in a very long time | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 11:30:51 AM | don't start.. you look like a dutch girl
hahaha
I'm only gonna say this one time to the trolls and game players:
you're translusent at best.
you can push your chips all in and I won't flintch
I play for the gators
and the cheerleaders wear smilie face underwear 
All underwear is edible.
It just doesn't all taste like twizzlers.
But, it matters if they wear a smilie face on their bottom.
and I do have your condom.
if you have balls enough bring it on.
Not the dutch girls.. just the asses with the problems | |
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Posted: 10/18/2009 2:47:02 PM | told you I don't edit
I think it's about time I go fishin
the reds and grouper are movin in
you haven't eaten fresh fish if you've never had a shore lunch
in the pan fileted while the skin and bones swim off
hey, pickles..
you stand in nipple deep water and when the minnows bump your legs
it tickles
makes ya sing hohoho and grab a rum keg
nothing like grabbing your own lobster by the ass
if you hold up your pinky it even shows class
the other hand always holds a glass
are you a righty or lefty? If, I may ask
"you can't swim there!.. that's where the fish fvck!"
that's my favorite nautical joke
you'd love anchoring in the tropics
prolly even inspire me to write a few who-done-it?s..
and I'm gonna embarrass you here
I'm not hitting on you either
I just thought I'd remind you that you're beautiful
If I were only stranded on an island with you, with a case of merlot | |
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Posted: 10/18/2009 7:55:59 PM |
hey, pickles..
you stand in nipple deep water and when the minnows bump your legs
it tickles
makes ya sing hohoho and grab a rum keg
BD...I hope that water is tropical
and about eighty degrees
cos ifn you're talking Great Lakes
in the fall
shrinkage happens to y'all
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| welcome to writin for losers 101
Posted: 10/19/2009 10:55:47 AM | are you making fun of my penis?
shrinkage is reciprocative
like I'd shove you into a cold hot tub?
 that would really sink the sub
y'all don't pay attention to the other lunacy going on recently
it's just time for a forum cleansing
trolls don't fool anybody with their piclessness and same style of writin'
you might want to mix it up a bit
That's ridiculous. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2009 8:23:44 PM | Acturly I don unnerstan
cos when I troll
I do it with a full tank an'
the hope I gets
a shore lunch
if'n it's fresh
it don smell fishy
capische?
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Posted: 10/20/2009 4:41:44 AM | Kinda dumb to troll a freakin poetry thread
Whining with a bone of contention...
Good lord, it's just the poetry thread, yanno?
Why admit you really belong at a Star Trek convention?? 
Now...a different type of bone.....??? 
I'm just sayin! | |
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Posted: 10/21/2009 11:32:26 PM | and I can get more ladies to defend me if you want
you, uh, talking to yourself up there iceaxe?
everybody loves hand puppets
unicorns, smurfs and muppets
got a bag of marbles in my pocket
a piece of string and a picture in a locket
ah, yes.. the river styx
been awhile since I've canoed it
what was it that dante said?
that betrayers are hottest in bed?
or that life is one big cupid?
people with the same god fight over if he had a son
and I doubt there are a bunch of virgins waiting in the next kingdom
satan already won
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Posted: 10/23/2009 5:51:30 PM | people with the same god fight over if he had a son
wow, what a succint explanation...sometimes you floor me...
they also fight over which son was his, *duh* we're such freakin dipshyts he sent a bunch of brothers saying the same thing in different places and times, over and over....and we still haven't grasped it...laugh:
burn in flames as our policies fail
thousands die as we try
not to look in their eyes
it won't happen to me
not my family
and some of us
still love in shame
unable to share a name
oh we don't ask
and we don't tell
ooh, what's that smell?
we condemn child molesters
but we watched Britney
on MTV
lolita skirt and socks past the knee
how old was she?
sex is lurking everywhere
but children, just say no
deny what nature gave you
'cause good kids
don't use birth control
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| welcome to writin for losers 101
Posted: 10/24/2009 3:58:57 PM | If I ever floor you darlin, it'll be by accident
and I would pick you up and lie you upon the queen pillowtop
it's hammock weather this week
as gilligan speaks
how's the weather?
did you pick any apples?
feed a few to horses?
sorry, I'm glowin
I just know they eat 'em out of your hand
and I do appreciate a woman who loves salmon
you shouldn't have to say the L is silent
I'm tryin to get used to a new keyboard
the keys are smaller
you might expierience a few more typos
but, that's how breakin in keyboards go
otherwise this would read beautiful | |
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