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| !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !!
Posted: 10/24/2009 9:30:47 PM | 
Hope your day is great! Hey, bet you didn't know you share a birthday with
.... PICASSO,
born October 25, 1881 at 11:15 PM in Malaga (Espagne)
Sun in 2°43 Scorpio, AS in 5°38 Leo,
Moon in 8°13 Sagittarius, MC in 25°05 Aries
Numerology: Birthpath 8
"It takes a long time to grow young" ... Pablo Picasso 
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| !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !!
Posted: 10/25/2009 1:05:44 AM | FOUND A FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD:
FRONT ....... For your birthday, I have combined your two favorite pastimes.
INSIDE........ The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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| !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !!
Posted: 10/25/2009 2:59:59 AM | I told you imagery didn't have to be translucent, darlin. 
perfect.. elton john's on with goodbye yellow brick road.
Don't expect a picasso..
songs go by inspiring thoughts
I can't seem to write 'em down fast enough
prolly need to change my brain baffle
but, that'd be too much of a hassle
long winded and a plugged exhaust pipe
but, I had a wonderful date tonight
unconditional love
try really hard to grasp that one
that's what makes the world spin around
it ain't the solar system
okay, I'd delete that if this keyboard backspaced faster
I'm in the market for a fvck buddy
anyone interested locally?
I'm not really interested in getting married
I'm just kinda lonely
want my resume?
I reckon I can get someone to say I kiss okay
but, good girls don't tell I've heard
think a court would uphold the briefs of the bad ones?
lol I'm just writin for one person again..
that's when the fun begins
God knows I love the Indian Princess
she just gives me a look and I confess
but, this write ain't for her
it's for another girl
all women are girls at heart
it's a dandelion moment or not
and that sums it up
confused yet?
yeah, I kinda mastered that
I even do it to myself
yoko says I need professional help
I still blaim it on the moon.
what would you do?
The who is on now lol
you know you're old when you know who billy j. wrote "big shot" about.
lol Her friends were so knocked out.
Which seems to be a girl thing.
not that I'd mammorily insinuate because of the treaty.
That was almost good..
and I was just talkin
don't write yourself into it
I ain't worth two bits
Good thing this a dating site and not a poetry one
who else wants to cum?
I mean make love.
let me guess everyone
a hundred years ago people didn't require testing
except for the guys in the navy
gotta love the philippines
it's the sun dresses I think
now that's true romance
I didn't accomplish much today besides making a woman laugh.
but, I'm okay that
I doubt she minds either..
but, that's neither here nor there
I reminded her that she's beautiful
I tend to be so forgetful
and I don't send flowers
hey, brizo
you sure are fine
you'd blush if you looked into my mind
yanno?
that's a compliment
but, you understand that
few do on the internet
still we try our best
and this write wasn't for you either
whatever
you sure are hot though
I'm such a dam.n ho | |
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| !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !!
Posted: 10/25/2009 8:10:35 AM | that's okay....I'm still blushing from the one time you did write for me...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, B!
does the tail wag the dog?
you remember him
from childhood
playful, laid back
the only time he ran
he was chasing the puss
patient with children
accepted all food
the only time he growled
he was protecting
his family
he taught you love
unconditionally
and left you too soon
with an aching heart
full of memories
thankfully you have a longer life span....if you don't count in dog years... | |
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| !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !!
Posted: 10/25/2009 8:25:30 AM | Happy birthday Brawnydog!!! 
Go click on this link... Happy birthday song from the Beatles... I love it!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF1bG5LUcs&feature=player_embedded
Have a great day!!! | |
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| !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !!
Posted: 10/25/2009 9:25:06 AM | Happy Birthday Dog,
Was great talking to you, It's always nice to know someone understands you without even having to say a word!!!
You'll have to let me know what you found rotting in the back of the market!! LMAO!!!
Love ya
Sam | |
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| !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !!
Posted: 10/25/2009 12:02:33 PM |
yoko says I need professional help
I still blaim it on the moon.
what would you do?
Enjoy being different and flamboyant!
Happy Birthday!!!!
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| thanks guys lol
Posted: 10/26/2009 10:27:39 PM | the shrimp stunk the most out of my seafood medley, mari
everything was fresh as a daisy
I've still got grouper filets in the freezer
and half a jar of pickled beaver
makes me think of louisiana
I'll take a jumbo gumbo extra stinky
thickened with okra and unidentifiable things
tastebud magic for the mouth
ya just spit the shells and claws out
gotta love the south
we might be lazy
but, we ain't gonna go hungry
we'll eat anything
and make it dam.n tasty
and the further south you go the more it gets spicy
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Posted: 10/30/2009 6:21:50 AM | BOO!!!!!!!!!..................LMAO
(hugs and kisses too!!!) | |
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| I'll show you my boo if you show me yours
Posted: 10/31/2009 10:48:21 PM | I actually had a request earlier. I don't get many of those nowdays.
AF was bored and hopin someone would write a story around this
payten place. or however you spell it.
It really doesn't matter after midnight.
Especially tonight.
..even I don't have enough words to do that
but, she requested a ramble..
and who doesn't mind a masked girl?
she didn't want me to write about anything in particular
whatcha think I write about her?
I bet she'd look hot in black tights
skirt tease about a thigh above the knees if my math is right
better not do that huh
she's taken
and I don't sense heartbroken
that and I don't want my nose broken
but, a request is a request
and yanno how I am all about women in word distress
I don't mind taking a few black eyes
butt even fat girls look firm in tights
fat girls get the most lovin
don't be afraid to become one
get the super sloppy burrito at taco bell
you'll still be the same girl
Yeah, I'm ranting again
but, it was by request
I wrote the book on decadence
the magic word is enhance | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 3:35:38 AM | "the magic word is enhance"....
ok, for some they like enhanced fun,
for others it's a dangerous compulsion
costing an extremely large sum!
can't we think about enhance
from the inside out
rather than the outside in
or using the very rich plastic surgeon?
could we not enhance
through intelligence?
or maybe one day
your choice of foreplay
could be enhanced
in a more (or less) public display?
or perhaps one's allegience
could shift, perchance,
from anything in a skirt
to something in pants?
"the magic word is enhance" you say
so, go on brawny,
tell us your story....
asking, if I may,
enhance in what way??!!
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Posted: 11/1/2009 11:45:51 AM | I think you're hot, darlin.. it's just that our personality's clash.
You really want me thinking about you while you dance?
With me adding a touch of enhance?
You don't have that much tolerance.
I'd paint you as a naked pixie with biplane dragon fly wings.
If I put you on my easel, I'd paint you naked like in my dreams.
I can already imagine the screams.
Yanno that my kid's mom is from the boston area?
oh, you weren't hittin on me, were ya.. | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 11:39:37 PM | the coffee is free
block the cookies
you can make anything rhyme with e
anyone else notice that besides me?
but, rhyming is just talking
once you've got it down it's nothing
this stanza certainly isn't poetry
snow covered evergreens are white
the seven dwarfs had an apple in their story too
amore isn't always a coma situation
cat's in the hat and the dog's on the prowl
there, that didn't rhyme lol
ah, the definition of poetry
Here's what it is: a word painting
that's it
nothing more or less
edit: the edited version | |
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Posted: 11/10/2009 6:17:20 PM | Lust
For many moons now
I have been lusting after a man I met.
My body fills with desire when I am near him.
My heart melts and my mind swaggers to the sound of his sweet voice.
I feel all of my being slowly burn into an intense heat.
I hope I do not scare him when the doors of my heart
open and the draft comes in and the passion is freed.
For now, I hide my slowly burning desire for him.
I am trying to get to know him.
I feel so lost when I am near him.
I say stupid things.
I become 16 again.
I sooooo want him to lust for me.
I imagine his hands slowly carressing my back.
I imagine his lips reaching for mine.
I imagine him boldly taking me...
Consuming all of me...
For now, I can only imagine.
This awkward period turns me into mush.
I wish I could just simply tell him.
"Please kiss me, please take me, NOW!"
But no, in this politically correct world.
It is not proper.
Dang, what is proper.
Why just not ALLOW myself
to tell him of my karnal desires.
I sooooo hope he feels the same!
It is too early maybe for both of us?
It may be too early for me.
I still morn Will.
My SO passed awasy almost three years ago.
Tough to lose someone you love so early.
He was only 43 years old and part of me went with him.
Geez, I never thought I would ever lust after a man.
It is so difficult to be civil to him with a group of friends,
when all I think about is bumping ugglies!
Oh man... the things I could to to him.
Yet, there are signs.
I sometimes catch him staring at me.
He looks away.
I then wonder. Do I get on his nerves?
He sometimes, I swear, loses his train of thought
when he looks into my eyes.
His are pitch black, mine are ocean blue.
It seems we hypnotise each other.
Something has got to give !!!
For now I simply lust for him.
Is it just me or is it hot in here?
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Posted: 11/10/2009 6:36:44 PM | go figure...
dawgs a scorpio
Me too only one
day late, lol
it's O.K.
I get the gist;
I am a Libra
in the mist;
more Devil
than Angel.
hope it was a
Good and Great
One, cause ya
never know
which will be
the last one!
:) Happy Birthday Dawg! | |
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Posted: 11/10/2009 7:01:11 PM | that was a great example of a ramble, darlin.
thanks for sharing
I've got four women stuck in my mind.
You wanna know why van gogh went blind?
and then he cut off his ear?
nah, you don't wanna hear
I don't want to repeat rumors either
but, I heard he had a touch of the fever
I was gonna get on a roll here.. but, I'm not gonna. lol | |
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Posted: 11/12/2009 5:57:49 AM | lol I just now realized that you posted, Jules.
I was rambling and never did look after. You'll appreciate the humor in
that. Being on the cusp and all. Too funny.
I was corrected and van gogh didn't go blind
just crushed up too many poisons to make yellows and lost his mind
that and the freak painted with knives
gotta love a starry night
he'd have just licked a brazilian toad
if he'd have only known
which brings up michael angelo
he was painting on his back, yanno | |
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Posted: 11/13/2009 12:38:40 PM |  Dawg.....
VanGogh, I find very fascinating. Starry nite is my favorite of his. Yes ...with a knife.
My gawd...the poor man, with temporal lobe epilepsy, his self medication, his suspect of bipolar disorder and manic depression, anxiety, lead poisioning, and hypergraphia, and sunstroke...I am sure it was all because of some woman in his life!
I think I may be related to him...way back somewhere.
If I could only paint like that...and I have and can on certain days of the year!
yup ...it is scary!
lmfao........He was my kind of guy! :)
Just too far before his time!
Just think if he was around nowdays...he would be a big celebrity! lmao :)
Are ya still celebratin?
   jules :)
and wtf? a guy with one ear nowdays...hell thats nothin! lmao
Just hope they have all the other essentials, yanno?
U of all peeps, know I am guilty of hypergraphia...lmfaO?
maybe we ....are related???? hehehehee wtf? | |
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Posted: 11/13/2009 2:39:42 PM | yanno you can't properly stear a guy with one ear..
wtf are you talking about? He'd be constantly licking your thigh.
you gonna try to stear him from the eyebrow?
yanno I'm the only guy with a patch on one eye that doesn't need trained around here. Wanna go out for some spinache? let you suck on my wooden pipe.
Toot! Toot! | |
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Posted: 11/13/2009 6:12:52 PM | They also suspect that Vincent was autistic, one of those who could feel, hear or taste colors....there's a name for that, but damned if I know...
it would explain painting with a knife if he could feel colors...perhaps to him they had a texture...
hey, thanks manny, I was too lazy to google...
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Posted: 11/14/2009 12:05:09 AM |
one of those who could feel, hear or taste colors
My dreams are like that.
But, sometimes I wake up and they're distant.
Other times, a panic attack.
and I can still see the aroma
some art is torture
nothing black and blue
more like an indian girl in a canoe
I bet I could carve one of those
I've been practicing on totem poles
literary illusion would just be an intrusion
at least I dreampt that that was the conclusion
That's an example of a ramble.
A babble is when there's no picture at all.
Let alone aroma or dermal sensitivity.
sorry about any poor spelling
but, it was my dream | |
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Posted: 11/15/2009 8:17:08 AM | Random thoughts
Lately, my tom cat,
Majestic in stature
Shaggy coat of dark grey,
Black nose an paws.
Keeps bringing me mice as gifts.
I wonder....
I am trying to lose some weight.
Also, I do aérobics three times a week
Does he think I am sick because
I am getting a little bit smaller
As the days go by?
Hence, his need to feed me?
From the mouse's point of view,
It cannot be fun to be hunted
and given as an offering.
I also noticed,
When he eats the mouse.
I know yuk!
There is always an organ
That does not get consumed.
I wonder which organ.
I wondered about that
And I came to the conclusion
That it is the kidney.
I figure, a kidney filters all the
Crap out of what we eat and drink.
It can't be all that good to eat.
Yea... like I plan on eating a kidney
Anytime soon.
Which brings me to my mom
See, my mom has Scottish ancestry.
Well, in reality, her mother was Scottish
Her father was French.
Anyway, all this to say that my mom
Cooks like my grandmother.
She boils everything it seems.
Plus, she always hated to cook.
I wonder...
What is a kidney pie?
It just does not sound good at all.
Boiled kidneys, mashed up a pie crust?
Yuk!
Which brings me to sheep...
Which brings me to thinking of my brother.
I know... weird...
He would often throw out rhymes out of the blues.
Once stuck with me...
"I come from a place
Where men are men
And sheep are scared!"
I know... giggle... groace... giggle... groace...
Which brings me back to this man I lust after.
He always seems in a good mood.
I wonder if there is sheep where he lives...
Gazzilon yuks!!!
Ok... enough random thoughts...
I keep having this idea that red
tastes like all kinds of wild berries.
Bitter and sweet at the same time.
Geez I did it again.
I imagined bitting into a lemon slice
And my mouth is now full of saliva.
Amazing the power of thoughts.
Ok, enough.
Back to the chores...
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