| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 11/24/2006 2:26:27 PM | Oh damn,... yea that's pretty bad!!!  I think that whether ur a guy or a girl,... sonds like *those* would definitely ruin the moment. However I cannot down all vocalizations. I'm a screamer myself. I hiss, I purr, I bite, and I scratch quite a bit. The louder I get, the better it is that I feel. There have actually been several times when my neighbors would need a cigarette when I'm done.  [in lay terms == noise means he's doing something right overly odd noise means she's probably exaggerating]
But just out of curiosity,.. has your friend ever spoken about this to his girlfriend? Or does he feel uncomfortable with the subject? | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 11/24/2006 2:29:12 PM | making noises of that of a horse, as well as a pig.
Apparently she didnt talk, I cant see any man complaing about this!
-Horses:Braying or neighing, primarily they make this noise for attention.
-Pigs:Wheeking, is aimed at us humans, saying feed me now please.
Kinda reminds me of SCORPIONS
It's early morning, The sun comes out, Last night was shaking
And pretty loud, My cat is purring, And scratches my skin
So what is wrong, With another sin,The b!tch is hungry
She needs to tell, So give her inches, And feed her well.
Raine
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 11/24/2006 2:29:36 PM | Kitten, he cant say a word to her about it... too chicken (no punn intended). I really like her (met her and thought she seemed 'normal') , so I hope he finds a way to stick it through with her. But I admit, barn yard noises would kill it for me too.
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/29/2006 12:04:11 AM | | l dated a girl who would say.. BINGO.. when she came. lol. i thought that was funny. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/29/2006 2:24:58 AM | | Funny. I guessed one of the noises. Piggie. I had sex with a woman who sounded like a pig once. No, sorry, wrong sense. Looked like one. Close. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/29/2006 8:51:01 PM | Ohhhhhhh. But those really great noises some men make when they orgasm!? TOTAL turn on.
Weird/wacky noises? Ok, never happened in my experience but just reading some of these replies makes me think I'd be laughing so hard it would ruin the moment surely??!! | |
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Joined: 11/23/2005
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/29/2006 10:48:59 PM | | I don't know if I could handle...naaaay, oink, oink, and snorting. I most likely would start laughing my a$$ off which would kill the moment. But it is kinda funny. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 8:45:07 AM | | well sorry if this is too close for comfort for anyone but I went out with a guy who once he 'arrived' just laughed hysterically and very very loudly. At first I thought it was just different, but in the end it just really got on my nerves. Give me loud grunting or words anyday. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 9:19:09 AM | I am an expert in these matters and if she was snorting like a horse, it means psychologically she was disgusted at the size of your friend's c0ck. If however she was whinnying in a loud and ferocious fashion, it means she was most satisfied. The pig noises are obviously a reference to her disturbed past when she was always being told she was greedy.
I groan deep and gutterally sometimes, and it makes me jump, like, where the hell did that come from?? | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 11:49:25 AM | | OMG First time checking out forums and I am lol/tears!!!! I thought posts about the latex alergy were funny! oink oink | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 12:01:42 PM | First of all, "nookie"? Who calls having wild, passionate sex "nookie"?
Anyway......strange noises.....couldn't deal with it....moaning and perhaps a banchi war cry is about it! ;o) | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 12:12:57 PM | It can be a very awkward thing......... I was with a girl that was making Cat noises................ NO... CAT NOISES !!!! Reeeooooooooooooow..... Meowww
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW
I stopped a few times and just stared at her......... Freaked me out
But then I went right back to business......... I wasn't going to let some freaky little Feline ruin my fun !!!! Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrr | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 12:55:11 PM | Oh myyyyyyyyy well this is a bit more of a posting then most would believe... so does he slop the hogs or does he just ride them???? Oh and that was meant for the barn yard frolic's , doesn't turn me on to hear animal sounds but then I stay with two legged animals much safer | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 4:29:56 PM | I was with a guy once that started laughing every time he came. I thought it was a little strange, but after a while, I started laughing too because it was funny that he was laughing and I knew he was satisfyed. We would just hold each other and laugh.
That was much better than the guy I was with that never made a single noise when he came. | |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:20:35 PM | | No... not from Texas... that is more of when the "rider" is on top... and it is more of a Giddy Up CCCOOOOWWWWBBBBBOOOOOOYYYYYYYY!!!!!! YYYYAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOO! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/30/2006 5:43:22 PM |
She was making noises of that of a horse, as well as a pig.
LMAO, now thats funny. A virtual barnyard plethora of sound eh?.....well, in all honesty I would have to say the strangest noise I could think of would be dead silence. That could be very disturbing indeed, hell horse & pig noises would be a blessing compared to utter silence, yeah not good at all, course if she started crowing like a rooster or somethin that could get scary enough.......'any c*ckaldoo'....heh, damn beer. | |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:45:12 PM | WOW, I wouldn't be able to control myself and say:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWilbur. ALa Mr. ED
A horse is a horse of course of course..............................
And wasn't Wilbur the pig in Charolette's web?
If so, Hot Damn both animals in one smartass comment! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 12/31/2006 5:49:47 AM | Letigra:
<div class="quote"> who once he 'arrived' just laughed hysterically
<div class="quote"> I was with a guy once that started laughing every time he came
Wonder if it was the same guy? good for you to be able to join in - just freaked the hell out of me - but then it was extrememly loud - through the walls type of loud. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/5/2007 7:45:08 AM | | Yep, had a girl that laughed while climaxing and it freaked me out too. It was cute at first and then when she kept laughing like the 'joker' it became weird. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/5/2007 9:25:44 AM | I dated a girl once that was really loud during sex....and before you say "so what, loud is good" I mean REALLY loud. She would scream expletives louder and louder, and use dirtier and dirtier words and phrases as the session went on. I tried to work with her to get her to maybe knock it down a notch, but it was a no go...eventually I just couldn't do it anymore as everytime we were finished I had a sudden urge to get my ass to church :-( | |
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