| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/5/2007 9:49:43 AM | Well i think thats a bit naughty of him letting you listen to his girlfriend making noises during sex. And why did he log it on his phone..........whats all that about?
I find that with a new partner i tend to be a little less vocal, but when i get to know them i can lift the roof off at the crucial moment. I also love to call out their name, but thats where you have to be careful of course. Failing that God does come in handy if its really good!! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/8/2007 1:26:37 PM | the weirdest noise i had ever heard was an ex of mine.......when she got really excited she would bark like a dog....and start growling....and howling...........it kinda freaked me out....but she said she was enjoying herself......she had a motto......"get freaky and bark like a dog"
couldn't handle that......the first time i had to open my eyes and make sure it was still her...and not her dog... | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/8/2007 1:36:09 PM |
The first time we did it in the Student residence and she was making so much noise that she had to take a pillow to muffler herself.
Humm, this sounds very familiar...lol. I am not one to make a lot of noise usually, but one night my b/f just kept hitting that magic spot and i couldn't help it. He said his roommate kept giving him that knowing look all week.
Never had animal noise issues personally though, I do have a friend that I know of that barks if she gets overly excited, if that counts...lol | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/10/2007 8:17:01 AM | LMAO
what a fun subject!
I personally cant stand quiet sex and one of my exes has been lovingly nicknamed 'Coma Boy'- say no more - but an ex flatmate of mine used to shout "Whip that ****" throughout sex, put us all off!! especially the household cat!
 
keep up the amusing posts xx | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/10/2007 1:13:40 PM | pig noises that is AWESOME!
nope I can honestly say I have never had that happen to me, so bad dirty talk in the past but that is about it!
here piggy piggy...
i am snorting with laughter right now!
Maybe she is laughing at him...? | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/10/2007 5:52:17 PM |
It reminds me of a scene from "The Man With One Red Shoe":
Or how about "Lassie" from Porkys, man I was rollin over that one. But those kinda noises might be a deal breaker. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/10/2007 7:53:40 PM | | on the other side of a thin wall from me is my 8 yr old daughter,,it has been a long time since I have had any thing that even represents sex,,,soooo, I would take the noises, of course if I had a baby sitter. The horse noises might not be that bad, the pig noises would make me laugh my head off. The sound of a woman sighing, or making those little kind of crying sounds they do like,,,,,aaahhhhh,, man that is just sooo hot. well, its been to long for me,,I could go on all night about hearing a woman when were doing the tango. So I say ,,let it loose, what ever helps you feel your inner wild woman,,well just do it. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/12/2007 6:40:03 AM | | Yeah, this one guy GRUNTED like a boar...seriously. He was grunting...and I thought it was gross. One guy sounded like he turned all faggy on me, like this whining, " meowing " type of noise...eww. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 1/12/2007 7:49:16 AM | I don't mind a woman making noises but if it comes with a stink attached(thanks to the beans) I have to draw the line!
So my rule is simple..grunt and groan all you want but if you fart you're gone! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 2/24/2007 3:57:38 PM | | Yea i have with one gal it was the bed making the noise because she was on the heavy side | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 2/24/2007 3:59:52 PM | As long as it isn't farting I can deal with it.
Particularly when the specific activity in progress has my head somewhere near her midriff..... | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 2/24/2007 4:08:21 PM | | She was making noises like a horse, well then throw a bridle and saddle on her and ride that girl! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 2/24/2007 4:08:38 PM | | She was making noises like a horse, well then throw a bridle and saddle on her and ride that girl! <img And if she is making noises like a pig then you know it is time to feed Miss Piggy! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 2/24/2007 8:48:56 PM |
I dated a girl once that was really loud during sex....and before you say "so what, loud is good" I mean REALLY loud.
Hmm, strangely similar, On my way out the door in the morning
my landlord (about 20 yrs older than I) asks ,with a crooked grin on his face
"We aren't gonna find any dead bodies up there are we?"
Smiled all day long...Didn't invite her back to my place after that! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 2/24/2007 9:02:00 PM | There IS such a thing as too loud. I lived in a 4-plex back in Minneapolis. Evidently, the landlords downstairs pulled my roommate aside to ask her if I was okay 'cause they heard "noises" coming from my bedroom window.
My roommate was livid - confronted me about it. At the time, I was incredibly embarressed and ceased all activity. Now I can laugh about it...... sorta. :| | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/7/2007 10:17:35 AM | | actually I have to admit. There are a few times that I have cried after nookie. But that was just when I realized I didn't have the money to cover the check. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/7/2007 10:50:53 AM | oh
my
god...
you people are killing me. Thank you. I haven't laughed this much since gramma got her boob caught in the barn door.
Pigs AND horses?
and boom goes the dynamite.....
Fry | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/7/2007 1:30:46 PM | This reminds me of that Canadian movie "Porky's".
Guy was having sex with a girl at highschool in a room near the vents and her screams where heard all over the school... gawd that was a funny movie for its time. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/7/2007 1:56:01 PM | | If I really get into I notice I'll make a strange grunting noise but from what I understand it's OK | |
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| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/7/2007 2:00:37 PM | | Hey, in my opinion, the stranger it is the better it makes it. I can't stand the ones who don't make any noise. Tell your friend if he has a problem with it, i'll give her a shot. | |
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