| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 7:00:54 AM | | I was with someone once who made an unexpected/unusual when he climaxed and unfortunately I giggled, only because it was so unexpected but it wasn't received well and I never saw him again. I think if you're aware of something like that then casually bring it up, there are things I do that I make my partner aware of, just so they know what to look out for! | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 7:37:03 AM | | Holy crap that's funny! I know that people make a variety of sounds/noises and do them with different intensity and loudness...but um, yeah, I would have to exit stage left if some guy I was shaggin started to make animal sounds. Unless it was some grunting...that's hot lol. | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 7:38:35 AM | My first ex-wife was totally silent although she'd have the Big "O" quite a bit. My future Ex wife hollers like she's being murdered. When we were first dating though she'd be yelling "oh I'm gripping" and "There's another one, "They're backing up" referring to orgasms and such. Eventually I had to ask her not to give me a status report....it was just too distracting.
Kevin | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 7:38:48 AM | | There was a guy who cried when he was cuming. Has anybody else come across reaction like that??? The first time it happened I was, let's put it mildly, a little bit surprised. He said he was always like that and for this reason can only be with a person he really trusts. Turned out he was liar and a cheater anyway despite his little "problem". | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 7:46:39 AM | [copy]
There was a guy who cried when he was cuming
I yell sometimes, never felt the urge to cry tho. | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 7:55:36 AM | I think he meets **** farting? Ok first of all, anyone your *ahem* FRIEND (yeaaa right) needs to mature a bit more. It's caused by YOU ok? think of the logic behind it. You****is pushing all the air outside and on the back stroke it sucks it in and it replays all over again, forcing the air out because it has no where else to go. Strange noises I can live with hell i'll even laugh, and you know why? because it's MORE embarassing for HER than it is for you.
Now, a girl who cry's after orgasm, well that's a turn-off. thank god there was only one of those. | |
|
| |
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 10:13:46 AM | 'My guess is that you are talking about audible discharge of vaginal air or sloppy wettness sounds - sooooooo what's wrong with that - it's NORMAL!!
If the guy can't take those sounds he may never enjoy sex!!!'
i personally love that wet sound...it gives me the satisfaction that shes enjoying it | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 10:21:24 AM | I dated a girl once that was really loud during sex....and before you say "so what, loud is good" I mean REALLY loud. She would scream expletives louder and louder, and use dirtier and dirtier words and phrases as the session went on. I tried to work with her to get her to maybe knock it down a notch, but it was a no go...eventually I just couldn't do it anymore as everytime we were finished I had a sudden urge to get my ass to church :-(
omfg that so funny | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 10:31:37 AM | | noisy is soooo much better than quiet...if my guy is quiet, I think he's not enjoying it...moaning and groaning (besides movement) is what lets the partner know whats good.....I feel like I am letting out the demons, and letting in fulfillment... | |
|
| |
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 11:39:24 AM | I dated a guy that use to moan his vowels... "Aaaa" "Eeeee" "Iiiii" "Oooo" "Uuuuu"
Vowel boy had to go...! | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 11:41:53 AM | OMg what a riot this thread is ! LMAO.I'm the noisy one in bed .. oh god comes to mind quite often . The word nookie is used in the uk all the time for sex .
I'm wondering if i am too loud in bed , i enjoy my self so what the fu*k | |
|
| |
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 12:26:01 PM | | Loud is good but if its force it gets a little annoying.I was dating a woman who was so loud from the second we started having sex that I could swear she had been watching too many bad porn movies and thought that is what would turn a guy on.Well...needles to say...it didnt.It was horrible and annoying.Everytime I would start to cum she would scream in my ear and it would kill it completely. | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 12:28:33 PM | | I think what the freakiest thing for me would be not make any noise!! I wonder if they are still alive or can't feel anything!!?? I don't care what noise they make, as long as they are, so I'll know that they are alive...SHEEEESH!! | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 3:31:47 PM | Well this is to funny almost fell of the chair crying and laughing to this subject and some of the responces. So here are some of mine
1 I was with a lady that swears like she is a sailor (used four letter words mixed with ever religious icon you can think of) and I mean loud enough that the the renters in the adjoining apartments were backing on the cement walls and a few knock on the door thinking there was a fight going on!
2 Another lady seem to be having a out of body experience mixed with body contortions that scared the hell out of me, something like a seizer.
3 The nicest of them all was / is a lady that giggled / laughed out loud as she Orgasmed. | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 3:45:42 PM | I find that when my lovers co7k is in between my legs, I'm always make fan6y farts,
They kick out a right pong,
Smell like crab paste | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/8/2007 4:10:19 PM | i like to dirty talk when im getting it on...its so much fun coming up with interesting things to say
ill even end up switching languages... ( i can use about 3 half efficently lol) | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/11/2007 11:50:49 PM |
Another lady seem to be having a out of body experience mixed with body contortions that scared the hell out of me, something like a seizer.
Seizing would freak me out! Can you imagine getting oral and suddenly someone seized? Oh fack!
By the way, he left the farmyard noises girl. But now the facker complains that the new girl is dead quiet. | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/26/2007 7:54:18 AM | I recently dated a girl, who sort of howled when she came, hard to explain but it was a first for me, kinda odd at first but funny at the same time, and she does it every time
It was kind of a cross between a howl a loud purr and a growl, didn,t mind it cos she was amazing between the sheets , and had a body to died for, | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/26/2007 10:50:56 AM | | Normally I like to quote some of the funniest lines from the Monty Python movies. Add to that a backgound noise that sounds like someone pinching their cheek with a thumb and forefinger and shaking vigorously and you get the idea. Well it works for me............. | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/26/2007 12:05:23 PM | | I am laughing so hard I have tears running down my cheeks from some of the posts on here. Leo's one about having to go to church was hilarous - he must have really been doing the nasty. | |
|
| Strange noises during nookie
Posted: 3/26/2007 12:33:53 PM | crabpaste wrote "I find that when my lovers co7k is in between my legs, I'm always make fan6y farts,
They kick out a right pong,
Smell like crab paste
ooohh patsey | |
|
| |
Home
login 
