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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 3/27/2007 8:23:01 PM | that is too funny!! eww what if someone was like coughing etcc. I dont think I could handle that I would definatly be like stop get off of me!! or sneezing? I have super bad alergies and some people would either think thats really nasty or kinda cute.. so its not like I can prevent myself from sneezing!! even though that has never happened to me yet. LMAO! Strange noises? ahha forchantly for me I havent really herd many weird sounds..... Some guys will ask to make sounds, moan or scream or talk dirty or whatever.. maybe he needs to be more specific and she wouldnt make strange noises.. either that or put a pillow in her face... lol.... why not just use some duct tape?  | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 3/28/2007 12:50:35 AM | | lol, I would be gone... It is bad enough when you have sex with a women that watches too much porn and next thing you know the expectation is to be Ron Jeremy. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 6/5/2007 11:56:09 PM | Vaginal farts? Air trapped in the vagina and sounds like a fart when it escapes. My ex did that often  | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 6/20/2007 2:25:58 PM | Yes. Make noises.
I mean..a PIG I mean that's a'wow' factor there.
But I absolutely HATE the silent type. It makes me think " He's done THIS ALOT..' He's not REALLY enjoing himself.." He's not dead..cause he's still movin'.
Gimme somethin'. ill even end up switching languages... ( i can use about 3 half efficently lol)...that's cool
2 Another lady seem to be having a out of body experience mixed with body contortions that scared the hell out of me, something like a seizer.....That sounded scary.
Sometimes I giggle....that's cute.
Crying sometimes is adorable, and laughing would be a turn on for me ( Just sounds like the man is really ENJOYING himself..that's cool | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 6/20/2007 2:56:20 PM | no one has made a 'weird' noise... a strange comment here and there, but never a weird noise...
damnit now i want to know what it was too *lol* | |
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LLH5
| Joined: 4/15/2007 Msg: 108 | |
| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 6/20/2007 3:02:45 PM | | Have to say I was in a bad mood before reading this post. Thanks for making me laugh everyone. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 6/20/2007 3:27:17 PM | HAHA... Every woman sounds as different as she tastes.
I have to put a pillow over my SO's mouth or the neighbours will call the cops. Honest! What a blast! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 6/25/2007 7:17:51 PM | i agree ...im a loud one too,never had any complaints from the participant ...just the neighbors.lol.It is a fact that being loud makes it feel better because it releases some type of endorphines in your body...so ive heard ...maybe its mind over matter ..butt wutever the case ...loud moaning rules ...animals sounds drool!!!lol..keep it up and the neighbors or its just not worth it...happy sounds to you all!! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 7/26/2007 1:24:55 AM | "eventually I just couldn't do it anymore as everytime we were finished I had a sudden urge to get my ass to church :-(" Haha... too funny  | |
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medana
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 7/26/2007 3:55:47 AM | i think this is one of those things u would have to experience first hand to really be able to make a true estimate. sex is personal and strange by definition.
i am usually pretty free flowing and accepting of personal peculiarities, it makes it more secretive and intimate, once u get to that side of life that leaves people so openly and helplessly vulnerable.
so i guess.... i dunno, could be good, , could be too much, i honestly cant assess just from readin. been sittin here reading the thread, and am still lost!
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jg65
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/26/2007 9:15:34 PM | Met a girl once and we decided we liked each other enuf to go party well, she had a big nose, think that had someting to do with it... while romping her hard,,, knuhk khunk a kuhnak | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 12:10:43 AM | hmm. I'm a loud one as well, I love being loud. Hearing myself respond to him is great fun. But I can try to be quiet when needed. My noises are mostly moaning, maybe a little bit of a kitty purr/growl thing but thats quiet.
lol the closest I can come to a sentence is: mmmm ohh yeah uhhh riiight there!
haha Anything requiring more thought then that is lost on me. I'm concentrating on something else and its not grammar! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 8:12:54 AM | Maybe she didn't realize that the noises she makes are similar to that of barnyard animals.
I have spent so much of my life being quiet I probably don't make enough noise. One day I'll explode - I just know it. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 8:18:01 AM | One day I'll explode - I just know it. Sounds....painful.
There was a woman I was dating once; when I went down on here and we got going really well, she made a sound somewhere between a squeak, moan or howl. I almost started laughing when I heard it, but managed to keep my mind on my assigned duties.
Then there was another woman that made no sound at all. Having no feedback on how well or poorly I was doing, I asked. She said that she lit off twice. I wasn't able to tell. | |
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MIKES3
| Joined: 8/21/2007 Msg: 118 | |
| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 9:10:08 AM | | Oh man, I have a good one. I was dating this girl very briefly. She was gorgeous. This was about 2-3 weeks ago. I know there were issues some where with her. I could not figure it out though. Maybe she was spoiled beyond reason. Anyways we were making out. First of all she could not kiss for shit. I think she swallowed my mouth. The thing that really got me is it almost seemed like she had a n orgasm by making out. There some moaning and what not. When I released my lips from her it almost looked like she was either going to cry or have an orgasm. I'm like WTF!!!! Are you ok? She said yes in a moaning voice with her lips curled. I thought about it for a while. Maybe it's a good thing. Then I changed my mind and unloaded her. I wasn't going to deal with weirdness like that. | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 9:20:33 AM |
I guess you or ummm him could be happy it wasn't a moo or a cluck cluck.
Her making a moo or cluck cluck sound would have been preferable. At least that is something I could describe accurately.  | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 10:25:23 AM | This is to funny some of these post The post with the girl sounding like a horse was very funny giddy up ride um  | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 10:43:28 AM | | Well dang, this is no fun if you aren't going to tell us what the noises are. I mean does she bray like a donkey? Crow like a rooster?? Come ON, don't tease us that way!!!! | |
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| Strange noises during nookie Posted: 8/27/2007 11:18:58 AM | Hopefully is a howl i like those girls that howl like a wolf lol Haaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lol  | |
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