| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 5/2/2005 12:55:33 PM | If you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws you might be a redneck
If you stare at a can of orange juice cause it says concentrate you might be a redneck
If you missed grade 8 graduation cause you had jury duty you might be a redneck | |
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| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 5/2/2005 8:03:47 PM | If your wife's hair do has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, You might be a redneck!
If you have ever bought your wife earringsthat can double as fishing lewers, You might be a redneck!
If you are from Arkansas, and your last name is Clinton, You might be a redneck! | |
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| Redneck jokes to remember
Posted: 5/3/2005 11:21:55 PM | 1) if you ever had to climb to the top of a water tower with a bucket of paint..... You might be a redneck
2) if your grandmother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board..... You might be a redneck
3) if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.... you might be a redneck
4) If your teeth are so far apart it looks like your tongues in jail.... you might be a redneck | |
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| Redneck jokes to remember
Posted: 5/4/2005 9:37:40 AM | | if you have ever been accused of lieing through your tooth... you might be a redneck | |
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| Redneck jokes to remember
Posted: 5/4/2005 2:25:38 PM | redneck dictionary word of the day
whichadidya- used in a sentence
"you didn't bring ur truck whichadidya"?
you might be a redneck if you can tell a state trooper to kiss your ass without taking the cigarette out of your mouth
you might be a redneck if you have ever rode a floor buffer
you might be a redneck if you order hashbrowns and eggs and put tabasco,picante sauce, ketchup and gravy on them....
something my aunt did....
you might be a redneck if you go to your nephews graduation drunk and when they call his name to walk across the stage you stand up and yell " you finally made it out of school, now don't take 15 yrs to get out of college"..... | |
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| Redneck jokes to remember
Posted: 12/12/2006 7:00:32 PM | | You know you is a redneck if beside your toilet paper in the bathroom is a Beer stand for a 12 pack. | |
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