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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/9/2006 12:00:02 PM | What's a puddy?
Women have the power of vito yet "Vitos" delivers!
Here's one I guess...
What goes in must come out and I would never go out with you | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/9/2006 2:46:00 PM | If pus*y's the only thing she's offering, she can keep it... not meant towards anybody
in particular...
Do you own a fireplace? I got some close I need to burn | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/9/2006 4:32:48 PM | here's a few more
I would Love to try out a Real Man.......Where is he?
Gee, you look good tonight....that was thoughtful of your mommy to pick your outfit for you!
NO thanks, I met my quota for jerks this year.....take a number and I'll get back to you.
I noticed you were trying to get my attention all evening on the dance floor, I thought you were taking seizures.
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/9/2006 5:59:58 PM | | I used to carry the pictures of my goddaughter, little cousins and a picture of my brother when he was young in my wallet...when a man would get too "frisky", I used to stare at him with loving eyes and say: would you like to see the pictures of my 7 children? And I do want more! I think once, a man started running to the exit of the club while screaming...ah, the good old days... | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/10/2006 6:23:13 AM | I wouldn't do you with 'insert name's****and 'insert name's energy!
Gets a pretty sweet reaction.....choose the names of some icky type of people that are nearby and the effect is beautiful.... | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/10/2006 7:30:25 AM | Hey there would you like to dance?
excuse noo
I dont think you understood my comment,I said you look fat in those pants.
Sorry hunny my imagination is much better.
I only go for the best and stare at the nastiest looking one there.
Pardon me your lookiing for a pimp??Sorry rong guy.
Sorry I am not on that team anymore.
Look lady if I was a soldier going to war and you where My last choice I might conciderite,but usually masterbation is better.
YES I KNOW RUDE AND CRUDE HEHE. | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/10/2006 10:58:22 AM | | I would usually ask how old they were, knowing I'm not much older I'd reply with "WHAT...21, let me throw you back to the fishies!" or somethign alonmg the lines of throwing somethign somewhere or whichever! | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/10/2006 3:09:31 PM | NOTE: You must be near TWO other guys when you use this one...." Honnie...I wouldn't f**k you..."(point to first guy)...."with HIS****....(point to second guy)..."and HIM pushin' ".....should get you OUT of it pretty quick or INTO a fist fight....LMAO!!!! | |
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Posted: 12/10/2006 8:16:13 PM | This is so rude but make me laugh every time I hear my friend say it.
" For a fat chick you don't sweet much "
Yes I know it's rude but always pushes the girls away. | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/10/2006 8:40:01 PM | Ever have a man come up to you and say "you look familiar"
Ladies all you have to say is.."hmmmm, lemme see the top of your head, maybe I will recognize you"
and as they stand there with their mouth open...give them a lil wink and say "if your gonna stand there with your mouth wide open you might as well put it to good use"
TRUST MEEEEEEEEE IT WORKSSSSSSSS | |
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Posted: 12/10/2006 11:56:16 PM | Said rather loudly so others around you can hear, "What?!?!?! A hundred bucks!!! I can get better just about anywhere for that much."
Again, very crude but effective.
My significant other liked to talk about things like orgasm denial (his), playing with sharp knives and how much she loved to rake her nails across backs (this was particularly effective if she suspected the other person was married).
Hey AmazonDiva.... have you been talking to my Rose? | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/13/2006 1:29:31 AM | | If there's an excuse for clothes your it, I have a life threatening illness and if we allow our love to bud it will only making departing so much harder, your too manly, you smell like a hospital and I can't date someone who smells like a hospital, a 9 can't date a 4 sorry its in the rules, | |
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| What is your favorite shoot em down line
Posted: 12/15/2006 6:25:27 PM | | Don't you just love it when they come up to you and ask: So, what's your sign? That is when I raise my hand and say: I'm the stop sign buddy... | |
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