| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:45:59 PM | I made the unfortunate mistake of thinking I might look great with permed hair. Picked my son up from day care and he clinged to the teacher saying, "That's NOT my Mommy!". I had to convince him that I was and he Told me right then and there to change my hair back.
He's 26 now and I've never permed it again.
About that same age, he had a really great tan going. Someone in a restaurant ask him what Nationality he was. He said, "Mexican and Chinese". My eyes got a little big, my brow a bit furrowed. He explained, "cause I like to eat Mexican food and Chinese food".
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 9/23/2005 6:04:16 PM | My parents live in a little town called zeballos and it has a population of about 200 ppl and really small. Well anyways me and my oldest son went there to visit and when we got there he looks at me and says "Mom why is it such a long long drive to a short short place" It is a 5 hour drive from our town.
Another time he was going to his father house and i asked him to draw a picture for me and he said "Mom let me have a talk with my brain" a few minutes later he says "Well mom and my brain had a talk and we decided *sigh* today it is just not going to work for us" he was only 4 years old. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 9/24/2005 6:25:22 AM | For whatever reason I tend to shop at walgreens a lot. I always have and then at one point we had one about 500 feet away so i would walk there a lot too... Ive just always loved that place... so.... the story--
We drive by the airport on our way home each night, so my son sees a plane and says "PLANE MOMMY!!! A PLANE!!!" and I say "ya, I see, where do you think its going?" He says in all sophistication "Walgreens"
I think i need to start shopping around a little more haha.
Or the other morning when he says "I have brother mommy" and I said, no Mason you dont, he argued for about 10 minutes "YES I DOOOOO MOMMY!" I'm starting to wonder if daddys gf has one in the oven haha. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 9/24/2005 7:47:56 AM | OK ... my 4 yr old twins are in like pre- school so my daughter Alanis says Daddy Michael peed on the floor in school .so then i questioned Michael about it and asked what the problem was and explained again how too aim in the toilet, well his responce was Well mabye it is too small.....i said what is too small Michael are you talking your pee pee? and he says no dad the toilet LOL ------------------------- also there fav dvd would be bob the builder and they put my work boots on and yell "CAN WE FIX IT? ? | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 9/25/2005 12:17:36 PM | My son is 14 and special needs, his body is starting puberty so I wanted to explain to him what was happing.
Well, when I explained all the changes his body was going to go thru he looked at me and asked, "Don't they have medicine to stop it?"
Bless his heart he just isn't ready to grow up yet. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 9/25/2005 12:18:48 PM | ooops a double post because I had an error message.....sorry
So I just edited this one out. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 10/12/2005 5:33:17 AM | My son (2y 10m) is a chatter box and when he notices that I am driving somewhere he is familiar with, he yells out, "Again, mom, Again?!"
You'd think they wouldn't notice these things but boy do they ever.
Deb. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 10/12/2005 10:50:24 AM | This happened with my youngest who was 3 at the time. His mom took him to McDs for lunch, and he had to go to the washroom. Now he was just getting into the grove of going "like a big boy", and didn't want his mom to help him out.
So away he went and did his thing. He came out with a big smile on his face, and in a nice loud voice so everyone could hear:
Christopher: "Mom I did it! And guess what?"
Mom: "What, honey?"
Christopher: "My pee-pee is getting big, just like Daddy's!"
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 10/12/2005 1:01:24 PM | | When my daughter was in preschool she had a boyfriend named "anfony". She informed me that they were to be married on a rocket ship in Columbia, MO and I was not invited. When they broke up she got a new boyfriend, when I asked what he was like she said, "weeeellllll, he has a best friend.....named anfony" Little girls can be manipulative! lol | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 10/12/2005 2:14:20 PM | LMAO Melissanicole~~~ I used to shop at Wal-Mart a lot, but usually alone. All of the old guys ((greeters)) would hug me and chat with me when I came in. One day my son came with me and of course, I got hugged by the elderly greeter. As we were leaving, the greeter hugged me again and we talked for a minute or so. My son then reached up and hugged the guy~~~~ ((He was about 7 at the time)).. I was LMAO~~~ As we were going back to the car I asked him why he hugged the guy, and he told me he thought it was one of his uncles... ((we lived in a small town and my ex had about 8 uncles, all elderly))......  | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 11/23/2005 2:03:41 PM | | I was at a shopping center and a Jamacain fellow was walking out right behind us now mind you I live in a little town in Wyoming where there is not a whole lot of diveristy here. But anyhow my little girl looks back and smiles at him and he smiled back at her and said beatiful day huh little missy in his thick Jamacian accent which I thought sounded great!! She then says at the top of her lung "HEY MISTER MY MOM THINKS YOUR HOT!!!!" OMG I wanted to hide under a car he just looked back at me and laughed I was so embaressed But I can laugh at it now. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 11/23/2005 4:44:44 PM | Kids in stores, love it. When my sons were about 3 and 4, my oldest spied a 'little person' at the other end of the aisle from us. It was, of course, deserted in there, and he said at the top of his lungs (of course) HEY MOM! LOOK AT THAT LITTLE TINY MOMMY OVER THERE!
And last year or so, my oldest was telling me the chronological order of humanity. First, he said there were cavemen. Then, there were Pirates. Then, the real humans were born. :) | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 11/24/2005 8:09:26 AM | | Well kids of all ages will do funny things I just can't wait till my daughter is 16 and she giggles over a guy she likes and then I can yell at the top of my lungs HEY DUDE MY DAUGHTER THINKS YOUR HOT!!!!!! lol | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 11/24/2005 9:44:39 AM | | When my oldest (whos now 9) was 5and his little sisters, one who was just a baby (who I was brestfeeding at the time)at the time and I was walking through The Bay (Canadaian store) with my mom, and he saw a naked maniquin.. he looked at the naked maniquin and said at the top of his lungs"hey mommy that lady has boobies just like you. Can she feed the baby to?" ...boy was my face red... | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 12/5/2006 12:31:19 PM | Today I found my daughter's letters to santa..they were super cute and not demanding just real like
i'd really like a camera, I don't have to have one but I'd really like one...;and
I Princess a loving cat would really like a jingle ball..thank you..PS..Meow, meow, meow
but the one that got me was:
Dear Santa,
Please make sure that my Mother is happy on christmas eve it is so very speshle to me and my family
Love Cally
that one made me cry. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 12/5/2006 9:25:01 PM | my son was about three,(he's nine now) and for what ever reason i had taken to using Jesus Christ as something to say when i wasn't happy. for example, " Jesus Christ can't that person drive?"
well, on one occasion the neighbor has stopped to visit, i asked my son if he could go downstairs while we visited. with little hands on his hip, and very idignant he says "well, Jesus the Christ mom!"
ever since that day i have been very careful to use Jesus name in the proper way.
still one of my favorites and i can still see his face in all of his seriousness. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 12/7/2006 5:39:08 PM | I love this thread!!
I have 5 kids so you can probably guess that I could go on, and on and on, I think I have a house full of comedians...
One evening we were out at a resturant, as we wakled to the front door my, then two year old, spied a Harley Davidson motorcycle. This bike was done up to the nines...
"Oh Mommy", he says, "I like that bike!".
When I asked him why, he responded,
"no trainin' wheels!"
You know the large, round bales of hay? well we were driving out in farm land when my son saw all these bales, wrapped in white plastic, and yelled
"Look at the great big marshmallows!"
My three year old son decided to join in on a conversation concerning hunting seasons... he claimed that he too was going to go hunt. when asked what he would like to hunt he replied...
"dougnuts"
He was ever so serious... I questioned, "Doughnuts?"
"yup, gonna shoot the holes in them then train rabbits to go get them..."
Once again, as I tried to smother the giggles, I asked where he planned on hunting for them.
The answer I recieved...
"Tim Hortons!"
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 12/7/2006 6:27:32 PM | | took my son who was 3 at the time to a local seafood diner, when ordering i sat him up on the unusually tall counter so he could see the pics on the menu, what would you like to eat i asked him and he replied sum "swaw an balls please" he meant coleslaw and hushpuppies..... | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 1/23/2007 6:55:57 PM | I wanted to bring this thread up again because I had one of the funniest things my daughter said to me on the way home from picking her up today.
We were talking about one of the boys in her class calling her a "buckaroo" and she thought it was a bad thing, and I told her no, and later when we got home, I played that one country song that has that term in it.
She goes, "I want a baby sister, so I can hold her and give her a bottle." I told her I didnt know if mom would have anymore. (I have had 4 pregnancies total, and she is my only daughter, so Ive had alot of preg. prob.). But of course she doesnt know that part of it. Anyway, I joked with her about what about a brother? She says No! She wants a HER, not a HE. Boys are icky...LOL
Ahhhhhhh. Thats my girl. Keep thinkin' their icky right now, cause ya KNOW she wont be thinkin' that forever!!! LOL
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 1/23/2007 7:44:27 PM | My 3 y.o. before bedtime grabbed a book (we just got from the library) to read for bedtime.
He runs his finger over the cover "The...Cat..in..the...Hat...Came....Back by Dr....Seuss."
My eyes went wide, welling up and so he looked up at me and said "Gotcha! I fooled you.....Daddy me can't read silly."
I got stitches. | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 1/23/2007 8:04:13 PM | My oldest son had just turned three and it was almost mothers day. We were just leaving my parent's house when my dad walked in the door. So, (knowing he had no clue it was mothers day soon), I asked him if he was going to get mom anything. He kinda muttered and shrugged, so I said, 'well ya know, turtles are mom's favorites.
So my little guy pipes up and says, 'yup grampa! turtles is grammas favorites, but FROGS is MINE favorites."
lol i gotta tell ya... 'liiiiiiiittle bit of pee' lol | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 1/23/2007 8:30:04 PM | LOL awwww!
My daughter so copies my mom when they are together reading a book or the newspaper. The other day we were over there, and she was looking at some newspaper on the floor. She went to flip the page, and licked her finger first, to get a grasp on the page to turn. My mom does that constantly, and she now does it with everything. Soooo cute! | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 1/24/2007 12:31:42 PM | When my daughter was 3ish... My bf and I were newly dating but friends for a long time before then... He spent the night and we woke up to my daughter sleeping by my feet... My daughter and I had this thing about fight over my bf (she instantly loved him and same with him).... We were laughing and joking.. I say "Hes my bf" and she'd say "No hes mine"... We went back and fourth while we were laughing and playing...
Then I say "Fine you can have him" as a roll over... She litterally grabbed him face and look in his eyes with this compasionate voice she says "Don't worry I'm still here"... lol.. It was sooooo cute!! | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 1/24/2007 3:35:08 PM | | When my son was about 3, I was in the tub with the door open while he played in the next room. He would come in and out of the bathroom, but once came in very curious, and said, Mom are you a camel? I said, No sweetie. He nodded and walked back to playing. About 5 minutes later, he came back in. Are you sure mommy? Cuz you got humps! | |
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| Kids say the darndest things
Posted: 1/24/2007 4:11:33 PM | | My youngest was about 5 or 6 and my nephew's grandmother (from his other side of the family) passed away. So I sat with my son and explained that this lady had died, and when my nephew came by later that day it would be nice to offer his sympathies and say I'm sorry. His eyes got big and he backed away from me and screamed "I didn't do it!!!". Poor little guy, being the youngest in the family and being blamed for everything, he thought that we all thought he was somehow responsible for this too!!! TOOO FUNNY!! | |
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