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 sdlmaker

Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 76
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Posted: 2/23/2007 11:18:07 AM
T-shirts i owe...

"by reading this you giving me brief control of your mind"
"its no fun till the cops show up"

my favorite to wear to a bar....

"Better buy me another drink...YOU are still UGLY"....

best biker shirt i ever seen...says on the back

"If you can read this...the b i t c h fell off"



one i would like to see is...
"i know i;m full of shit...that why i wear green contacts"
 Tinkerjro

Joined: 2/6/2007
Msg: 77
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Posted: 2/23/2007 12:06:39 PM
Actual T-shirt seen in new born infant section of clothing store. Size of shirt was and 1 month and under. I saw it.

"Itty Bitty Titty Commity"
 Nomad363

Joined: 9/23/2006
Msg: 78
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Posted: 2/23/2007 3:20:43 PM
LMMFAO@RAre_Breed02
 merryaquarian

Joined: 7/19/2006
Msg: 79
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Posted: 2/23/2007 4:51:00 PM
p.s.....Merryaquarian....don't be mad at me...you know I'm just joshing...right?


No worries! I mean, really...I suggested a T-shirt that says T!TS!. To get my panties in a wad over comments would be hypocritical, I believe.

T!t for Tat, right?
*snerk*
 chuckofnc

Joined: 5/18/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 2/23/2007 5:03:34 PM
Danger!

Tends to make quick turns,

watch your heads!


 dwstxs1969

Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 81
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Posted: 2/23/2007 5:08:43 PM
well....in that case, Merry.......dress up.....my eyes are on you. (this is not stalking, i swear, I'm only 3/4 infatuated with you. I'm not crazy) yet.
 SailAria

Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 82
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Posted: 2/23/2007 5:15:29 PM
Let's see......

If I'm in my happy place,
How come you're here?

I used to be paranoid,
Till I learned I was schizophrenic.

I may not be good for ya,
But I sure will be good to ya.

Enviormental plates on a SUV,
Are like a PETA button on a fur coat.
 wickedkyra

Joined: 12/1/2006
Msg: 83
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Posted: 2/23/2007 7:42:16 PM
I saw one at Target a week ago on a not-so-cute girl ..

"Your boyfriend says I'm good in bed" - thought that was funny. At a club I went to years ago, I saw a very cute girl wearing a black t-shirt that said in big white letters"

Bi.

She was very popular.
 noralisa

Joined: 2/19/2007
Msg: 84
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Posted: 2/23/2007 8:06:18 PM
I WOULD LIKE WOMEN TO GIVE T-SHIRTS TO THEIR EXBOYFRIENDS WITH STARS (RATING THEM) SO WHEN WE PICK UP SOMEONES LEFTOVERS WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE GETTING
 wickedkyra

Joined: 12/1/2006
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Posted: 2/23/2007 8:20:05 PM
Or even just a check list ...

"Puts cap back on toothpaste, will not put seat down. Was working on table manners at time of breakup, please continue"... Like report cards...
 Creek03

Joined: 1/2/2007
Msg: 86
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Posted: 2/23/2007 10:17:31 PM
Got one a few years ago for St. Patty's day that said
"Kiss me im irish, I love you, I promise ill call you, Im not like other guys, I think you are beautiful, You are the only one i think about, I am only attracted to your mind"

I have had it for 3 years and it still makes people laugh!
 whyspr

Joined: 7/23/2006
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Posted: 2/24/2007 6:33:11 PM

Or even just a check list ...

"Puts cap back on toothpaste, will not put seat down. Was working on table manners at time of breakup, please continue"... Like report cards...


ok ladies but in all fairness the guys would get to do one on us.. you think thats a good idea?? lmao

Hey ya'll are great at comeing up with these. I love it. Thanks for keeping this thread around people.
 Texsantcles

Joined: 1/30/2006
Msg: 88
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Posted: 2/24/2007 10:30:18 PM
A woman's T-shirt with, the word's: MALE MANIPULATER"S, across the front...
 betterlate

Joined: 12/22/2006
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Posted: 2/24/2007 10:54:47 PM
There was a shop in Destin Florida and we were shopping, I saw th ebiker shirt that says if you can read this my biotch fell off, and the funniest one I saw was a black shirt with white letters and it said:
"Hello, you are very pretty, my penis would like to buy you a drink"

I laughed so hard, almost bought it, but didnt, there are so many funny t shirts out there..

One said "Instant A**hole", just add alcohol!!
one said " I F**k on the first date
I am never wrong!! I thought I was wrong once, but i was wrong...


BL
 wildbilldj5

Joined: 1/8/2007
Msg: 90
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Posted: 2/25/2007 4:02:49 PM
I have onte that says MOUSTACHE RIDES 5 CENTS ...........I'll wear it to the scooters party !!!
 juskicnit

Joined: 1/30/2007
Msg: 91
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Posted: 2/25/2007 5:24:50 PM
You go Bill..one of my favs

I have a dirty mind and I'm not afraid to use it

I might wear that to the party at scooters
 Artistic_Cowboy30

Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 2/25/2007 5:37:02 PM
Must be taller than this to ride this ride!
 girliegirldeb

Joined: 1/25/2007
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Posted: 2/25/2007 5:41:08 PM
My nephew has the besty one I've ever seen....It says "Silly Faggot...Dicks are for Chicks"
 coastguy12

Joined: 2/2/2007
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Posted: 2/25/2007 9:27:05 PM
Saw and enjoyed......

My mom said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up,

So I became an a$$hole.
 Texsantcles

Joined: 1/30/2006
Msg: 95
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Posted: 2/25/2007 11:28:14 PM
A woman i dated had one that read...You've Been A Naughty Boy, Go To My Room...
 tiffanytwisted3

Joined: 4/11/2006
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Posted: 2/26/2007 6:56:06 AM
I want one that says "I come with batteries"..........nice little double entendre
 Pam~I~Am

Joined: 4/28/2006
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Posted: 2/26/2007 6:34:56 PM
Wild Bill you are crazy man!


I am still loving the "You look better on POF" Tshirt that is great!
 whyspr

Joined: 7/23/2006
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Posted: 2/26/2007 6:51:04 PM
is the third going to be t-shirt night then? I could wear my naughty angel one i suppose, lol

IYQ i like that one too
 honestoriginalguy

Joined: 2/23/2007
Msg: 99
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Posted: 2/26/2007 7:19:06 PM
This one every Matt Greoning fan will get....

"Death by snoo-snoo!"

Here's a deep one,

"Dating is like bull riding...
it takes time to recover before getting back on."
 42moonglow42

Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 100
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Posted: 2/26/2007 7:43:51 PM
Well, when I was a very young woman, I had one that had two rounds knobs on front, it read, "Don't twist these knobs", everyone liked it, now I can't believe I had the nerve to wear it out in public, lol, moonglow
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