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 A_REAL_Sweetheart
Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 26
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Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
... And the exceptions to these rules include ... __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________!

 oysterloaf
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 27
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Posted: 10/1/2007 11:24:32 AM
Bummer:

I can't believe that another guy would rat out to the rest of the world some of the rules according to the Secret Society of Men Rulebook. Is nothing sacred?

Still, enough to make you laugh. Especially Rule #1.

Thanks OP
 smokemifyougottem
Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 28
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Posted: 10/1/2007 11:48:19 AM
there needs to be an additional rule number one...when sent to the store for femine products, will only return with the worst cardboard applicator available to avoid such trips to the store in the future..If I knew I was going to be hungry every twenty eight days or so...I would pick up some extra steaks and charcoal
 smokemifyougottem
Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 29
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Posted: 10/1/2007 12:34:41 PM
Rule number one: cannot blame a man for getting emotional when asked "what does that oil light thingy mean when it's been on a couple weeks?" It means you have a heavy radio!!!
 smokemifyougottem
Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 30
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Posted: 10/1/2007 1:24:20 PM
rule number one: dont tell your man that he would be more sexy if .... .............................................................................................................................................he shaved some of that body hair...he will probably come back with no eyebrows, if he dressed up for bed...he'll be wearing his hunting boots for sure.......if he brought you food while in bed.....will end up being the bbq chicken with chips and salsa.....if he had tighter ABS...he'll start working on the breaks on your car..if he had a nice six pack..done in five minutes...if he wore something sexy at night...lock your drawers...if he took you on long walks under under the stars, the deet spray and ticks will kill the mood right away...
 effervescentsprite
Joined: 6/20/2007
Msg: 31
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Posted: 7/26/2008 5:51:59 AM
After careful consideration, I must say that I concur.
 Loudoggg
Joined: 4/3/2011
Msg: 32
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Posted: 3/15/2012 9:14:51 AM
It is very, very hard to reply to something you agree with 100 per cent.
 renee316
Joined: 4/5/2010
Msg: 33
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Posted: 6/24/2012 11:06:33 PM
ss57268 is MARRIED. I am his wife. I just found him actively on this dating site. He has lied, lied, lied about being single.......his bachelor's degree, he has an associates degree. He is NOT caucasion. He is
hispanic. AND.....................the kicker is..............we have been MARRIED FOR 6 months.


The divorce papers will now be served.
 emlooking4someone
Joined: 4/19/2012
Msg: 34
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Posted: 6/25/2012 12:06:46 AM
I didn't get that last comment. Was this supposed to be a joke or something serious. I didn't see any message by ss57268 on this thread.
 ShelbySask4friend1
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 6/25/2012 3:17:55 AM
I have seen this scripture before in the bible, but it is nice to view it again, Amen brother...
 yawning1
Joined: 3/22/2012
Msg: 36
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Posted: 6/26/2012 11:24:24 PM
This has been posted like a zillion times already!!!!!!!
 JustinRayArmstrong
Joined: 11/30/2011
Msg: 37
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:09:15 PM
well see you brought a compromise now here is the issue iv never had a woman bring me a beer iv taken her plenty of ever clear tho lol
 Debyduz_
Joined: 5/4/2012
Msg: 38
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Posted: 7/21/2012 1:30:44 PM
1.Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

You do know Columbus missed?
 yawning1
Joined: 3/22/2012
Msg: 39
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Posted: 7/23/2012 10:06:58 AM

you mention that you'll probably be sleeping on the couch tonight....



Except for the fact that no-one tells me where to sleep. If she wants to sleep on the couch, she's welcome to, but she can pout as much as she wants, it doesn't mean anything to me, I sleep in my own bed like I always do, everytime.
 albion99
Joined: 6/14/2012
Msg: 40
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:33:44 PM
Obviously, some of you are unaware of what happens when a toilet is flushed with the lid up. I ALWAYS close the lid! Read up on it. You may be surprised.
 Wildsweetandcool
Joined: 12/29/2012
Msg: 41
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Posted: 1/5/2013 7:51:00 PM
Sorry, Ticket I forgot about the not answering on the girls questions, just on the guys...won't happen again.
 aginagent
Joined: 10/15/2011
Msg: 42
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Posted: 1/5/2013 9:45:13 PM
how did you find this one woman....lmao
and i thought he kicked me to the curb for having no teeth.....
 Moomoo29
Joined: 12/30/2012
Msg: 43
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Posted: 1/6/2013 4:07:00 PM
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. . . . . this is by far the best one
 Enigma6429
Joined: 12/7/2007
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Posted: 1/6/2013 7:17:37 PM
AMEN!!!!
Holy crap AMEN!!!!

Ladies this is a great list, follow it and you will be happy. nuf said!!!!
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