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Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ... And the exceptions to these rules include ... __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________!
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Posted: 10/1/2007 11:24:32 AM | Bummer:
I can't believe that another guy would rat out to the rest of the world some of the rules according to the Secret Society of Men Rulebook. Is nothing sacred?
Still, enough to make you laugh. Especially Rule #1.
Thanks OP | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 11:48:19 AM | | there needs to be an additional rule number one...when sent to the store for femine products, will only return with the worst cardboard applicator available to avoid such trips to the store in the future..If I knew I was going to be hungry every twenty eight days or so...I would pick up some extra steaks and charcoal | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 12:34:41 PM | | Rule number one: cannot blame a man for getting emotional when asked "what does that oil light thingy mean when it's been on a couple weeks?" It means you have a heavy radio!!! | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 1:24:20 PM | | rule number one: dont tell your man that he would be more sexy if .... .............................................................................................................................................he shaved some of that body hair...he will probably come back with no eyebrows, if he dressed up for bed...he'll be wearing his hunting boots for sure.......if he brought you food while in bed.....will end up being the bbq chicken with chips and salsa.....if he had tighter ABS...he'll start working on the breaks on your car..if he had a nice six pack..done in five minutes...if he wore something sexy at night...lock your drawers...if he took you on long walks under under the stars, the deet spray and ticks will kill the mood right away... | |
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Posted: 3/15/2012 9:14:51 AM | | It is very, very hard to reply to something you agree with 100 per cent. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2012 11:06:33 PM | ss57268 is MARRIED. I am his wife. I just found him actively on this dating site. He has lied, lied, lied about being single.......his bachelor's degree, he has an associates degree. He is NOT caucasion. He is
hispanic. AND.....................the kicker is..............we have been MARRIED FOR 6 months.
The divorce papers will now be served. | |
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Posted: 6/25/2012 12:06:46 AM | | I didn't get that last comment. Was this supposed to be a joke or something serious. I didn't see any message by ss57268 on this thread. | |
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Posted: 6/25/2012 3:17:55 AM | | I have seen this scripture before in the bible, but it is nice to view it again, Amen brother... | |
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Posted: 6/26/2012 11:24:24 PM | | This has been posted like a zillion times already!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 6/29/2012 12:09:15 PM | | well see you brought a compromise now here is the issue iv never had a woman bring me a beer iv taken her plenty of ever clear tho lol | |
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Posted: 7/21/2012 1:30:44 PM | 1.Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
You do know Columbus missed? | |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 10:06:58 AM |
you mention that you'll probably be sleeping on the couch tonight....
Except for the fact that no-one tells me where to sleep. If she wants to sleep on the couch, she's welcome to, but she can pout as much as she wants, it doesn't mean anything to me, I sleep in my own bed like I always do, everytime. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2012 2:33:44 PM | | Obviously, some of you are unaware of what happens when a toilet is flushed with the lid up. I ALWAYS close the lid! Read up on it. You may be surprised. | |
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Posted: 1/5/2013 7:51:00 PM | | Sorry, Ticket I forgot about the not answering on the girls questions, just on the guys...won't happen again. | |
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Posted: 1/5/2013 9:45:13 PM | how did you find this one woman....lmao
and i thought he kicked me to the curb for having no teeth.....  | |
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Posted: 1/6/2013 4:07:00 PM | | If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. . . . . this is by far the best one | |
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Posted: 1/6/2013 7:17:37 PM | AMEN!!!!
Holy crap AMEN!!!!
Ladies this is a great list, follow it and you will be happy. nuf said!!!! | |
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