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A_REAL_Sweetheart

Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 26
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These are our Rules! Posted: 9/14/2007 12:37:52 AM
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ... And the exceptions to these rules include ... __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________! __________!

oysterloaf

Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 27

These are our Rules ! Posted: 10/1/2007 11:24:32 AM
Bummer: I can't believe that another guy would rat out to the rest of the world some of the rules according to the Secret Society of Men Rulebook. Is nothing sacred? Still, enough to make you laugh. Especially Rule #1. Thanks OP

smokemifyougottem

Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 28

These are our Rules ! Posted: 10/1/2007 11:48:19 AM
there needs to be an additional rule number one...when sent to the store for femine products, will only return with the worst cardboard applicator available to avoid such trips to the store in the future..If I knew I was going to be hungry every twenty eight days or so...I would pick up some extra steaks and charcoal

smokemifyougottem

Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 29

These are our Rules ! Posted: 10/1/2007 12:34:41 PM
Rule number one: cannot blame a man for getting emotional when asked "what does that oil light thingy mean when it's been on a couple weeks?" It means you have a heavy radio!!!

smokemifyougottem

Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 30

These are our Rules ! Posted: 10/1/2007 1:24:20 PM
rule number one: dont tell your man that he would be more sexy if .... .............................................................................................................................................he shaved some of that body hair...he will probably come back with no eyebrows, if he dressed up for bed...he'll be wearing his hunting boots for sure.......if he brought you food while in bed.....will end up being the bbq chicken with chips and salsa.....if he had tighter ABS...he'll start working on the breaks on your car..if he had a nice six pack..done in five minutes...if he wore something sexy at night...lock your drawers...if he took you on long walks under under the stars, the deet spray and ticks will kill the mood right away...

effervescentsprite

Joined: 6/20/2007
Msg: 31
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These are our Rules ! Posted: 7/26/2008 5:51:59 AM
After careful consideration, I must say that I concur.

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