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 losttraction

Joined: 6/18/2005
Msg: 51
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Posted: 1/18/2007 2:07:08 PM
Im looking forward to using this one,

Hey is that guy borring you,you should talk to me,im from another planet.
 *blondie*

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 52
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Posted: 1/19/2007 2:18:10 PM
Are those astronuat pants? .......................Because your a$$ looks out of this world?
 *blondie*

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 53
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Posted: 1/19/2007 2:20:55 PM
You've got to be tired!...................because you've been running around in my mind all night long.
 losttraction

Joined: 6/18/2005
Msg: 54
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Posted: 1/19/2007 2:24:36 PM
Yeah!!! I dig the Astro one im going to use that OK.

Can I pet your dog,They have to be walking a dog though,LOL
 *blondie*

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 55
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Posted: 1/19/2007 2:26:24 PM
scott's attc was closed Jan. 15th!!!! Yeah lets all do the happy dance!!!1
 rendochai

Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 56
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Posted: 1/20/2007 7:39:15 PM
"nice shoes....want to hook up?"
 Kissible

Joined: 12/24/2006
Msg: 57
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Posted: 1/20/2007 7:51:25 PM
scott u have some serious woman issues.
 *blondie*

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 1/21/2007 1:05:54 AM
Okay losttraction, feel free to use the line. If you get slapped don't come crying back to me! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *blondie*

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 59
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Posted: 1/21/2007 1:07:48 AM
Does your kitty purr? Can I pet it?
 hottymamisexy

Joined: 10/4/2006
Msg: 60
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Posted: 1/22/2007 9:44:37 AM
your legs are like two beautiful words................let's go back to my place and spread the word
 fzrhusker

Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 61
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Posted: 1/22/2007 11:06:47 AM
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

How many drinks will it take unitl I look good?

(go up to a table and whip it out) Charlie!! Anyone you recognize?

I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Are you Natasha, my contact?

Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
 paulfundad

Joined: 11/17/2006
Msg: 62
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Posted: 1/22/2007 11:16:10 AM
Here is $12, Drink until I look good then come see me. Don't Bother Arguing with Scott[IMG]http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q315/paulfundad/misc/retarded.jpg[/IMG]
 The Brat

Joined: 1/6/2007
Msg: 63
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Posted: 1/22/2007 11:17:10 AM

Scott - I can see you just joined and obviously new to these parts of the woods. Because you're gay, doesn't give you the right to go around disrespecting women you don't know and obviously have no plans of ever dating. As I've reminded men of all orientations in the past, when deciding to call a woman a whore, remember you have a mother.


well said!
 rockrobster

Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 64
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Posted: 1/22/2007 11:18:48 AM
I think that was a great comeback to the idiot who called you a whore. You seem like a really nice lady to me and if there's one thing I know about.... its the "Ladies". haha

Hey there is a new pickup line if anyone needs it!
 Raylove210

Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 65
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Posted: 1/22/2007 12:36:13 PM
Here's my pick up line,,,, ya'll ready for this,,, its gonna blow your mind!


"Heloooooo" (with the biggest warmest confident smile that I can give)

"My name's Ray"(i love it when you smile back)" how are you doing?"

"Do you believe in Love at first sight?" (waiting for your response)

Non-verbal cues should lead me to believe you don't want nothing to do with me or that your
giving me thirty seconds to swoop you of your feet...

Just being confident and real nothing fake about me!
 Teresa74

Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 66
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Posted: 1/22/2007 1:27:30 PM
I COMPLETELY AGREE BALBOA
 Teresa74

Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 67
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Posted: 1/22/2007 1:38:14 PM
Losttraction, i like that one i wouldnt mind if somone came up and gave me that.
 QueenV07

Joined: 1/19/2007
Msg: 68
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Posted: 1/23/2007 12:46:09 AM
This one worked on me... so thought I would share it with you all.

Worked in an office and got a phone call from a guy who was interested... I answered with the usual spiel and he said
"Hi my name is....... and I'm ringing to apply for the position" of course knowing we didn't have any jobs advertised at that time said
"what position?" his response
"any position you like!"



It made me laugh, and if you make me laugh you're doing well, so I met him for drinks! Shared it with a male friend and he promised to use it next time he was chasing someone...
 gentlegiant13

Joined: 6/8/2006
Msg: 69
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Posted: 1/23/2007 1:28:07 AM
heres one than never failed me not really a pick up line just more of an ice-breaker but always got atleast a smile out of it..1. ask them how they are doing. most common response is alright if thats what they answer with reply just alright not great or fantastic? of course they'll answer you then reply ok just checkin cause if you need a back massage or a foot rub I'm really good with my hands then point to some stranger and say if u dont believe me ask that person. Or just walk up to her and say "whats up foo"
 fzrhusker

Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 70
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Posted: 1/23/2007 11:34:44 AM
A littel cheesy but it works:

"Would you honor me with your presence on the dance floor?"

Since I have a deep voice I will generally do it from behind them. Kind of a whisper in the ear.

 budwieser

Joined: 4/11/2004
Msg: 71
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Posted: 1/23/2007 5:23:06 PM
Try this one, you'll get a big kick out of it. lol or at least a slap


Wanna go make a baby?
Usualy results in a disgustiing look and a no to which you can reply
How about we just go practice then?
 Violet Tigress

Joined: 1/10/2007
Msg: 72
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Posted: 1/23/2007 9:15:39 PM
TThe line I seem to get most often is "You look like you're having trounle, can I help you?"
 harley4288

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 73
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Posted: 1/23/2007 10:19:14 PM
I ought to give that line to a guy who I ran to on Friday night. Hadn't seen him in years. He kissed me and I soared to heaven!! :) I just love a man who really knows how to kiss!!
 harley4288

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 74
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Posted: 1/23/2007 10:22:46 PM
I tried the doggy thing. I've come up to a guy and told him how cute his dog is and started petting the dog. We talk for a short while then say goodbye. Am I missing something?? LOL
 gentlegiant13

Joined: 6/8/2006
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Posted: 1/23/2007 11:18:15 PM
heres another its a risky one but if your out just lookin for a 1 nighter you gotta make sure you say it with a smile and make sure your prepared for a slap in the face just in case ...but here it is ...You Fu**in? most times its a miss but Its worked a few times for me.
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