| oral sex for her
Posted: 4/30/2007 12:33:45 PM | | If you are worried about the clock....you are doing it all wrong.... | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/1/2007 4:34:11 PM |
If you are worried about the clock....you are doing it all wrong.... And likely for the wrong reason...
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/1/2007 4:39:34 PM | Didn't read this thread, but honestly. Are there really people out there that can't figure this shiat out as they go along? No offense, but if you have no idea if your oral treatment of your lady friend is working to the good of the cause, no amount of advice or what have you is going to be able to save your sorry butt from watchin' a lot of porn my friend...
Oy vey!!!
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/1/2007 6:25:05 PM | | I'll go down on a woman until my tongue gets raw underneath.....that is when you know you have been doing it for quite sometime. | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/23/2007 10:21:40 PM | | I really perfer giving over receiving anyday! | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/24/2007 1:44:32 AM | If she likes it give her all she wants! How much is up to the individual. One girl I had took a long time to cum, and only wanted it once. Another girlfriend of mine was very multi-orgasmic: I made her cum 20 times in 24 hours. It only stopped because she said her climaxes became progressively less intense, so beyond a certain point it only felt good, but wouldn't do anything significant to her.
Communication is key as always. But it shouldn't take that much discussion to get both people on the same page. It's kind of a simple matter. | |
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Joined: 11/25/2006
Msg: 132 | |
| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/24/2007 3:47:09 PM | if she is smart, she will definitely let you know when she's had enough...or not enough! | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/24/2007 4:43:51 PM | she'll move you when you're done.
If you can't do it for very long, work on you're technique. If you're trying to complete a 40 second mile, then you're doing it wrong, you need to learn how to run and not sprint.
In the meantime, if you're going to pass out and she's just getting into it, learn to use your lips and hands. Your tongue is an amazing muscle. It will be ready to go after a few seconds of rest. | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/24/2007 7:07:56 PM | | wow so many men willing to please they're woman....why are you all single? Your all being added to my favorite list!!! hehehe | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 5/25/2007 10:52:11 AM | | It used to be that guys never gave, but expected to get... A bit on the selfish side. Now, I have found how much fun I have teasing a a woman into orgasm. And, it excites me even more when a river of vaginal nectar gushes from her ****. But, yes I don't want to go down on a woman for a mere few minutes. I enjoy "seeing" her cum. | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 8/7/2007 9:21:09 PM | If you don't know what your doing, it's too long.
If your facial hair is giving me a rug burn, you might be a redneck. I mean, it's too long.
No teeth. No spitting. No blowing in there. Seriously.
You need to know the difference between pleasurable noises and "Omg you big dumb oaf, quit chewing on my cookie." ... jokes ... I've never actually said that. Thought it a couple times tho.
On the other hand licking, sucking, & fingering me until I tell you to **** me now, is usually about the right amount of time.
I think, I'm gonna print this, and frame it, for over my bed... lol
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 8/9/2007 8:14:48 AM | Oh my ....
until I either go floppy with exhaustion or climb all over you yelling "** me now hard"  | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 8/9/2007 12:58:44 PM | A great memory of a very patient guy......
After having amazing sex for 3 hours he goes down on me. This is his way of finishing! He brings me to the point of where i want to close my legs and squeeze his head because my toes are actually tingling and itchy. When he felt me do that, he grabs my legs, forces them down and went harder which made me have this explosive orgasm. Patience was the key and he knew what he was doing. After about 20 min he got what he wanted....and satisfied girl and a wet bed.
See now he's remembered as a sex god forever. | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 8/9/2007 1:47:17 PM | | Id say 20min minimum....hope that helps. Oh and stay focused :o)) | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 8/9/2007 4:15:02 PM | | I think if shes squirting everywhere, you need to keep going.... | |
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Joined: 8/25/2007
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 9/20/2007 12:53:33 PM | | In my world women come first and as many times as i can make them. Oral for her is manditory as far as Im concerned. | |
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marcob
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Joined: 9/14/2007
Msg: 143 | |
| oral sex for her
Posted: 9/20/2007 1:05:36 PM | Ladies, I'm going to do you a favor and post some good advice for the men.....
The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.
Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “Although I am about to rock your insides with 3,000 pounds of explosives, here’s a little treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of a screamed “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what ****ing should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ohmygodohmygodohmygod.” Kind of like being massaged with exotic fruits by a muscular Arab oil sheik. A good mange (that’s French for “eat,” you brutes) is like a thousand years of Saturdays or a “Calgon, take me away” ad.
Break it down!
Be Down
Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes will be forgiven.
Don’t Say High to Dry
A dry **** is an unhappy ****. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for a while. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.
Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950’s milkshake with two straws.
Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.
Submarine Mission for You, Baby
Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on a vacation. Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood. Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move toward the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her**** then skip across it and head to the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of ****-eating time in the long run. When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual**** By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.
Extra Trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all know that mother****er smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies.
Important: Never bite the****in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.
Parting the Red Seas
Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating **** what the Cavity Creeps are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PiL album That What Is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her **** is all set up for you like a great big buffet.
The Grand Entrance
Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these St. Bernard licks before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive, she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue tendonitis.
Rock the Boat
Eating **** is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being a ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little **stard who’s boss. After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing-to of its life. Think of the clit as a tumor in a pile of earlobes. When you push down on the area, he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention on getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later.
Extra-important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.
Identifying the Clit Type
After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori; ones that enjoy a serious going-over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away.
Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes, and sensitivities; but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning, but the only way you can tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach, but just do the best you can. All I can tell you is convulsing means take it easy and “Oh my God” means bring it on.
Clits That Need a Serious Going-over
These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an airtight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea of what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyways. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue ****ing.
As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.
Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Micmac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.
Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multiorgasmic, you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down.
Clits That Don’t
Some clits don’t want to be singled out and battered around. These are the boring ones that need to be treated with gentle care. Just do casual St. Bernard licks until she cums, pure and simple. If you’re getting bored try going in some different directions for a while. A good way to keep it random is to spell out different letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue. You could be looking at half an hour here, pal, and that can be problematic. If you go for that long and she doesn’t cum, you’re going to be in a foul mood, so if it’s too much work, move on. On the bright side, going for thirty minutes is something few people have the patience for, so sticking it out will lead to some payback when period week comes around.
The Conclusion
Once you’re done (totally finished), she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there like a dead manta ray for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the****it of an F-15.
EXTRA BONUS TRACKS
Getting Fired
If two hands suddenly drop from the sky and start pulling you up, you’ve just been sacked. She’ll tell you she never cums from that anyway, but the truth is you suck at sucking. Just give her a jolly good rogering and look at the whole thing as a learning experience. Later you can ask what the problem was so you can get it right the next time. If you’re really lame, you can ask for a regular play-by-play from the broadcast booth. A bit of the old “slow-down-you’re-going-to-fast-yeah-there-like-that-oh-that’s-perfect” can turn even the John Wayne Bobbitt of **** eaters into a Doug Hart.
The Power Lunch
Nothing keeps you in the game and makes her cum harder than a mid-**** munch. Pulling out in the middle of the race may leave her a bit confused, but it’s a great way for all you premature ejaculators to simmer down a bit and it reminds her neglected clitoris that he’s a somebody. If after a few seconds she still isn’t into it, you can save face by pretending you just couldn’t resist. Give it up and get back to the boff.
Extra tip: Unless you like the taste of your own latex-covered dink, keep your mid-**** snacking to the upper clit region and stay away from the whole.
The Bottom
Fingers: If you are dealing with a particularly saucy vixen she may want something in her bum. A thumb gives you the best leeway, but keep in mind you are doing a raunchy thing and this should be saved until the end. Incidentally, if you’re trying to introduce a bum finger as a good thing, try eking it in during orgasm. If it doesn’t wreck everything you could have a Pavlovian response on your hands for the rest of the relationship.
Hole: We’re not going to get into licking the actual hoop in this section because if you’re into that, you’re way too advanced for this seminar and should have graduated with a PhD in **** years ago.
Cheeks: Bum-cheek rubbing is always good. There are over five hundred thousand nerve endings on those cheeks, so giving them a good squeeze or a slap while you lick the **** will get you instant results.
Being Knackered
Tongue exhaustion is the number-one cause of abandoned mange-ing, but there are many ways to avoid it. Like we said, using your tongue as an inanimate object is a great way to give it a rest. Stick it out as far as if can go and tense it. Then bite into it with your teeth and move it around the****using your neck muscles. Another solution is simply to use your fingers on the clit while you give your mouth a rest.
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Posted: 9/20/2007 4:52:40 PM | Dang! I wrote the book and didn't even get second author! 
Annudder | |
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Joined: 7/18/2006
Msg: 145 | |
| oral sex for her
Posted: 9/20/2007 5:39:13 PM | Very entertaining read.
Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 9/24/2007 11:00:56 AM | | Every woman is different. Some cum in a few seconds, and are so sensitive they need you to stop because it starts hurting. Others can take as much as you will give...hours, and hours. One of these long timers, and I were at it so long that for a week afterwards, my tongue was sore-muscle strain-and her uterus ached..again from muscle strain. Imagine lifting dumbbells non-stop for several hours, and you get the idea. As a general rule, do it until she tells you to stop. | |
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Posted: 9/24/2007 12:15:53 PM | I think time is relative to the person on the receiving end. I am an impatient person & have to be reminded to wait. I maybe ready to move on to the next phase before he is. No problem - just hold me still - I have no choice.
I love it for any length of time. | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 9/24/2007 12:30:36 PM | hmm this is my favourite sexual act i enjoy it immensely,
because of this i try VERY VERY hard to please and like recieving good oral its an easy answer never stop till either she / he begging for their lives
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 9/24/2007 2:34:14 PM | most of the time he stops to soon... man dont stop until i pop... just like the guy wants it... | |
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| oral sex for her
Posted: 9/24/2007 6:06:22 PM | | I LOVE YOU, MAN! That was so well said. I hope all you delicious guys took notes. There will be a test over this material. | |
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