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 cotter

Joined: 10/17/2005
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The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/17/2006 4:01:30 PM
So who else sucks at wrapping ?.=)
I know a lot of men who "suck at wrapping" ... that's why they're paying child support ...

Oh ... you mean wrapping X-mas presents? .... same answer (see above)

Oh ... you mean wrapping boxes and stuff? The men I know who suck at that, just ask a good friend (male or female) who knows how to do that really well to do it. They provide all the boxes and bows and wrapping paper and tags. They order in pizza and break out the "X-mas juice" and it gets done in a jiffy. No one knows the difference.

Just have to make sure the tags go onto the boxes at the time they get wrapped so there are no mix-ups.

Your mother does not want the "sex toy" you bought for your girlfriend ... and your girlfriend does not want the "matching scarf and muff" you bought for your mother.

 c note

Joined: 12/24/2005
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Posted: 12/17/2006 4:46:03 PM
My mom got all the wrapping genes in our family. I reject everything that makes her happy. This one time she went out of town for the week, and I killed all of her houseplants.

I use those gift bags things, since I really suck at wrapping presents. Like the OP, I use a lot of tape, mostly to flatten the bubbles created by unevenness. This year I think I'll make sure whatever I buy comes housed in an easily duct taped box. Everyone will hate me, which is of course, my mission.
 a teddy bear

Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 28
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Posted: 12/17/2006 5:17:40 PM
I am bad enough that I pay the Shepards of Good Hope $1 for small gifts or $3 for large gifts to wrap at their kiosks in the local malls.
 Michaelann

Joined: 9/11/2004
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Posted: 12/18/2006 4:41:18 PM
ManOwaR, if you really want to know the secret, go to one of those wrapping kiosks,
or watch a family member or friend, who is really good at it. I used to really suck at
wrapping & I also did not want to pay someone else to wrap it. I took my son to get
his picture taken with Santa at the old Woodward's building, & there was a wrapping
kiosk, right next to it. The line-up was huge, so I ended up watching these people &
it ain't brain surgery, dude! It's actually easy, once you get the hang of it. Takes a
little practice, but it's really not that hard.

Another option: go buy gift boxes, at the dollar store. They're pretty, look already
wrapped, & just a couple pieces of tape & viola, finished!

 triplebp

Joined: 10/6/2005
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Posted: 12/20/2006 5:48:10 PM
Well I'm good a wrapping but I suck at the finding a girlfriend part.

Ya I envy your problem.........












Merry Ho Ho
 ManOwaR

Joined: 8/9/2005
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Posted: 12/20/2006 8:28:22 PM

I use those gift bags things, since I really suck at wrapping presents. Like the OP, I use a lot of tape, mostly to flatten the bubbles created by unevenness. This year I think I'll make sure whatever I buy comes housed in an easily duct taped box. Everyone will hate me, which is of course, my mission.


I love your thinking. I think i need to do the duct tape thing. actually, I think I'm going to do that to some "stocking stuffer" things =) Everyone thinks I'm a jerk anyway, so whats a little duct tape going to do =)

Side note: I'm "that guy" who puts a cd in like a TV-Box =)
 yna6

Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 32
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Posted: 12/21/2006 8:18:00 AM
...and then we have the story of the two brothers that try to "one-up" each other as far as wrapping Christmas presents is concerned. It has almost gotten out of hand. Last year, (I think) the one got the other a ring ( maybe a Superbowl ring or some such from a pawn shop or whatever)...anyhow,s...a really nice piece of jewelry. He then placed it nto the glove box of a new Caddy! He gave that to his brother...after having the Caddy run through a car crusher! He then handed his brother a crow-bar, said "Merry Christmas!", and watched his brothwer prying away at the metal block! What an odd way to wrap something! (This was on the news, so....)
 stavlo

Joined: 7/20/2006
Msg: 33
The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/21/2006 6:52:06 PM
Normally I am the king of gift wrapping. Even with not being able to use my dominate hand (work injury) they still look great, just took me three times as long. the key is to get gift boxes any thing that is not a square or rectangle shape.
 shiloh444

Joined: 12/12/2006
Msg: 34
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Posted: 12/21/2006 7:21:10 PM
Wow thats a scary dark sevret,ummmmmmmm there are giftbags and hey do this get some duct tape and keep winding it around the gift until the roll ends and buy her a chainsaw to open it lol this is so fuuny ummmmmm Merry Christmas
 cukymnstr

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 35
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Posted: 12/22/2006 9:58:37 AM
men never can wrap!

Last Christmas the guy I was dating loaded up all the gifts he had purchased and had me wrap them all - the trade off - dinner! He made me a great meal.

My gift - however... another story - but the thought was there.

Just find a great gal pal to help you out!
S
 cukymnstr

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 36
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Posted: 12/22/2006 9:59:51 AM
well, now that's a problem!

best of luck!
S
 mar814

Joined: 11/16/2006
Msg: 37
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Posted: 12/26/2006 6:58:30 AM
So OP, did your beloved toss you to the curb for your secret?
Didn't think so. lol.
 twoshadows

Joined: 4/4/2006
Msg: 38
The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/26/2006 7:36:46 AM
Yeah,I suck at it too,but take heart: most women aren't shallow enough to complain about the wrapping if you take the time to get them a thoughtful gift.
 ManOwaR

Joined: 8/9/2005
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The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/26/2006 2:04:21 PM
No, she didnt kick my ass or anything, she just laughed and said she's seen worse =)

She did however enjoy me going out and finding Silver wrapping paper, since she loves silver n' all =)
 adnnxsei

Joined: 9/30/2006
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Posted: 12/26/2006 9:30:28 PM
I have mad wrapping skillz. But I also get it done for me at the department store sometimes. I'm seriously liking the duct tape idea, though. If I do it right, it could be cool, especially with a plain brown paper bag as the wrapping paper.
 BIG BLUE EYEZ

Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 12/26/2006 9:42:33 PM
Vanilla Ice sucked pretty bad at Rappin'!!

Rapping is easy, just take your time and be patient. if your not good with your hands, wrapping presents is the least of your worries!
 giggleparts

Joined: 10/23/2004
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Posted: 12/27/2006 12:05:24 AM
Just tell her you paid a homeless dude to wrap your stuff... Hell, I tell my neighbors I shop at thrift stores to smell the used shoes... I make up shit all time... Or do I?

the giggleparts - Nothing can be up in a world of down, except for gravity and an upside down frown.
 downforit2007

Joined: 12/12/2006
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The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/27/2006 6:23:47 AM
How to wrap a gift:

Find some old newspaper and wrap it up in that! You don't need to spend $5 or $10 on some measly colored wrapping paper when it's just gonna get torn up anyway! Plus, the newspaper wrapping is free, but it costs 50 cents for a whole edition!

Any other way would be like ripping up a 5 or 10 dollar bill into pieces, and who wants that to happen?
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