| That darker nether region
Posted: 12/31/2006 4:07:27 AM |
"I have to bleach my ass"
You just know it's going to catch on - if shaving the pubes off did, this one will too
They'll be sayin "Ew, brown eye back there is gross'' | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 12/31/2006 6:34:02 PM | Wow this thing is really all the rage!! I mean when I posted this thing I really did not do that much research on the topic. Tonight I decided to look it up a bit more and you know what folks...IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!! Well I guess I kinda behind then. I need to catch up.
Well since I am not white I guess the best I can expect is a really light brown shade 
Really interesting stuff. Now I just feel like I should try it just for the sake of trying it. I feel so left out!!  Maybe I will try the thing and get back to my peeps.  Well now I don't even know which brand to try cuz there are just so many!!! Wow | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 6:02:07 AM | | I thought of this the other night, I'm so lucky , I really don't think my ass could get any whiter, even *if* I tried. | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 6:13:58 AM |
anal bleaching
Holy bleached buttholes!!!!
Seeing the wink of a 'browneye' will never be the same. | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 7:53:50 AM | | Wow! The things you learn in a forum. Anal bleaching and color changing anuses. Its like an anal mood ring! Pink she's hot. Tan she's not. | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 6:02:01 PM | a good trim and no tan lines does it for me everytime don't waste your money ladies spend it on better things | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 7:04:23 PM | | OMG...seriously. Bleaching the pubes?? That's the most ridiculous thing. I can't imagine anyone withstanding that type of torture. I mean, nothing is more ridiculous than having your natural hair colour up top and then a Billie Idol blonde down there....so ridiculous. However, I will say that BRAZILIAN WAXES with nice shapes are NOT ridiculous at all :) | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 8:00:19 PM | I pay enough for what I have to wax, tweeze and remove. I have to draw the line at bleaching this part of my body - too creepy in a Michael Jackson kind of way for me. If a man won't date me because I don't do this, now that's what I call being too picky.
You learn something every day on these damn forums LOL | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 8:09:03 PM | OK Unless you actually are a porn star - what the hell would you do that for?!?!?!?!?!? 
Sorry love me - love my as$hole the way it is!!!!! Oh and if anyone bleaches my mans chocolate brown as$ I'd freak!!! | |
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Posted: 1/1/2007 8:40:15 PM | I believe that the chemicals to bleach cause cancer. Cancer or lighter ***hole? Gosh I just can't decided!
Please don't ask me how i know this.....  | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 8:59:01 PM | | I did meet one gal who bleached hers and it wasn't even trimmed. It was just this big blond bush. She looked like she had a french poodle sitting in her lap. Personally I don't care if they want to bleach themselves down there, it's their body. They can color it red white and blue to show their patriotism on the 4th of July for all I care. That actually might be a good act for a stripper. All they have to do is manicure it into the shape of an American flag, color it red white and blue and walk out on stage nude singing "I"m a Yankee Doodle Dandy". Seriously, the only thing that's important to me is that they manicure the area a little. I'm one of those men who find pubic hair sexy provided it's well kept. | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/1/2007 10:23:29 PM | | Hmmm...maybe they could liven things up a bit. Like Polka dot or candy stripe bleaching? It would certainly be a conversation starter over drinks. | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/4/2007 7:18:29 PM | Well it seem that just now people will have to wear dark shades in preparation to see some glaringly white as*.
Just another thing to make a woman more self conscience. Damn it!!! Enough already. I can't even keep up! Breast implants is the craze so i look at my breasts and i think "too small". In the Caribbean and Latin America a nice bubble butt is the thing, so i'm saying to myself that maybe I could do with a little more filling in the pie. Now they want to tell me that the shade of my crack is not adequate!!!
Oh shit man!!! I *uckin Give up. How it hang is how it swing!!!  | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/4/2007 7:49:44 PM | | Couldnt you just use whitening tooth paste and a toilet brush for the same effect? | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/4/2007 9:07:38 PM |
That's is f*cking awesome!! Nothing like someone having a look at your ass and telling you it's time to get your roots done again.
^^^ LMAO!!! You should be a comedian... you are hilarious | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 7:35:13 AM |
Couldnt you just use whitening tooth paste and a toilet brush for the same effect?
A new way to have foreplay!!!!!!!!! I think you'd sit funny for awhile - yikes!!!! I think a bottle brush would be a little more comfortable!!! hehehe | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 7:40:01 AM | do you think that guy on those info-mercials oxycleans his sphinter in lieu of bleach?
Father singing to the boyfriend:
Was it you that did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
foot prints on the dashboard upside down...
Was it you you sly woodpecker
that got into my daughter Rebecca
if it was you you better leave this town...
The Reply:
Yes was I that did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
foot prints on the dashboard upside down...
But since I got into you're daughter
I've had trouble passin water
so I guess we're even all around... | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 7:42:13 AM | not to mention renedering the assh*le completely tender & useless you'd think,
lol
Well here ain't nothing like that pink tone, move over botox & restylane. | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 8:36:38 AM | If you ask me, we women need to start taking away options.........
How many of us shave our legs and are still single?
How many of us could buy a car with the amount of money we've spent on waxes?
How many of us will bleach our a**holes more than we get f**ked in it?
Golly! Porn stars do it so we can have a better view. No one else has a reason.
Sometimes I can't figure out why I comb my hair, let alone bleach my a**! I'm sorry if I sound a little angry, really. It's just...........I don't know? | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 9:22:31 AM | Now if I bleached my assh*le could I not be charged with attempted murder...after all there is a symbol on the bottle! | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 11:49:19 AM |
on the bright side (pun intended) you don't have to use the whole "I have to wash my hair" excuse to get out of a date , you can use the "I have to bleach my ass" dealie.
thanks alot hapeenurse, you made me spill coffee all over myself.
That some funny sh!t (pun intended too)! | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 1:16:03 PM | | lmao @ I love hockey hahahahah I have to say that is just sick lol I prefer to leave my behind the way it is :) but to each there own. | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 2:04:14 PM | ".....................I prefer to leave my behind the way it is :) but to *BLEACH* their own."
(teehee) | |
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| That darker nether region
Posted: 1/5/2007 2:45:19 PM | | Holy crap this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time! When will it ever end that we stop trying to morph into ppl we really are not? I'm thinking Europe is starting to sound pretty good! | |
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