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klu_4_u

Joined: 12/22/2006
Msg: 51

That darker nether region Posted: 1/5/2007 5:39:38 PM
Yes people I was very curious. In order to quell this state of anxiousness I asked my brother to hook me up with a great variety of porn. Now as I undertook this grand exploratory venture I came across a most astounding conclusion. Bleaching of the hidden valley is mostly Western in origin..!!!! Yes folks. As shocking as it may seem, the only nicely manicured or pedicured (well I guess I we will need to find a new term for this one ) cracks were American. Those from South America were kinda raw and those from Asia were even more raw!!! Stay tuned as I seek to solve the mystery of....... THAT DARKER NETHER REGION

L.A.1974

Joined: 11/22/2006
Msg: 52

That darker nether region Posted: 1/5/2007 7:29:37 PM
this is such an odd thing to do to yourself... i googled it and found a book you can buy for $29.95.... it asked the following - Do you want to learn about the HOTTEST trend in beauty today, something that celebrities, have been trying to keep secret for months? Do you want to be on the forefront of fashion, MILES AHEAD of your peers? Do you want to impress your lover and make them feel that you went the extra mile for THEM? Do you want to KNOW, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you are stunning and polished from head to toe, without ANY exception? Do you wonder why only the most elite of Hollywood celebrities are clamoring for this information? Do you want to try anal bleaching for yourself, but don't know where to go or how to do ityourself? Are you curious about the whole process, but can't find any SOLID information online? Do you want to try anal bleaching at home, but think that you CAN'T do it? I promise that "Anal Bleaching Revealed" will BLOW you away and teach you the right things to do and what to definately avoid OMG

uk28

Joined: 8/9/2006
Msg: 53

That darker nether region Posted: 1/5/2007 10:41:42 PM
^^^Damn they're good! I want to! I want to! Bleaching of the hidden valley is mostly Western in origin..!!!! But not MIDwestern in origin. I live in Indiana. Do you know what would happen to you if you went into a salon in Indiana and asked about ANAL BLEACHING?? Well, let me tell you. 1) First you would have to explain what ANAL was 2) Once they managed to wrap their mind around the fact that I was asking if anyone there was qualified to 'bleach my a*shole'....the entire place would fall silent 3) Followed by 'What are you? Sum kinda perv or sumfink?' 4) Concluding with a call to the police station.

.tiamat.

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 54
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/5/2007 11:05:28 PM
Holy crap, this thread! ^^UK28^^ tea all over my monitor.... So apparently the real poop on anal bleaching (sorry, snicker) is this: pornstars tend to indulge in a lot more buttsecks than the average joe/jane... the constant FRICTION is what really makes the skin darken. Ass-calluss!

belina

Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 55

That darker nether region Posted: 1/5/2007 11:30:17 PM
Well I'll be jimmy crickets what the hay????????? Why oh why ???? No thanks not going there no way man....... Interesting doctor very interesting........

klu_4_u

Joined: 12/22/2006
Msg: 56

That darker nether region Posted: 1/6/2007 5:20:42 PM
Oh lord people UK28 Reading that just "brightened" up my entire day.

goodhands3334

Joined: 10/26/2006
Msg: 57

That darker nether region Posted: 1/11/2007 11:01:52 AM
mine too uk28, on form as usual with the wit and the repartee lol, thought the only backward part of the usa was where those amish folks live, now that would be something else again, this thread/post whatever is/was funny because even halfway though there was still confusion about what the op was saying/asking, pubes or asses lol too funny

uk28

Joined: 8/9/2006
Msg: 58

That darker nether region Posted: 1/20/2007 7:03:26 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=856

iplaymusicsoftly

Joined: 6/19/2004
Msg: 59
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/22/2007 1:22:45 AM
LOL! I had a disturbing thought (as usual). what if they discovered that different colours would be the next big thing? and after that, colour change dyes....... Would give MOOD RING a whole new meaning, wouldn't it?

RcktMan

Joined: 11/30/2006
Msg: 60

That darker nether region Posted: 1/22/2007 7:49:49 AM
So, I'm guessing that if you took a massive, "root beer float" type of dump, you'd have to run back to the salon and get a touch up? I can see it now. "Oh Buffy, I just let a wet fart, can you check my bung hole for stains?" now that there's funny, I don't care who you are!!! Peace

Nightwing66

Joined: 8/1/2006
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/22/2007 8:01:45 AM
UPDATE: The 'whitening' style of toothpaste does NOT accomplish the same effect & the 'fresh, minty feeling' is anything but pleasant. Or so I've heard.......

squirterforyou

Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 62

That darker nether region Posted: 1/22/2007 8:07:30 AM
My opinion.... do what you want. Not my thang, and if I was wanting anal and the guy said "hey thats a shade darker than what I want".... I am pretty sure my reaction would not be to run out and bleach it. Trends come and go, people who do what they want to do are the real trend setters. They tend not to advertise!!!

D.Fox

Joined: 9/1/2006
Msg: 63
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/22/2007 11:13:17 AM
I can see it now , the scene is set , a courtroom with a woman in the prisoners box . A man in bandages sits in the in a wheelchair with burns to 80% of his body . The woman speaks softly to the judge and jury " but honest your honor , I read all about it on the net , they said bleaching your ***hole is sexy "

Bull_Bain

Joined: 2/13/2005
Msg: 64
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/25/2007 11:02:24 PM
Ummmm.....Weird!!! I think it would look odd if the skin around the bumhole wasn't darker than the rest....Hmmm....People are strange!

SensualDessert

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 65

That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 9:08:57 AM
Ok I have to say that we as women have enough to worry about to keep our men attracted to us....Between grooming and most of us nowadays shave or wax ...plus the legs...armpits...and then we have our hair to do and make up to do to look nice....picking out an outfit...And guys say we take too long already lol Now add a azz bleaching into that eqasion.... The standards of being a sexy woman are so high today, the right breasts....the right asss....and now the perfect azzhole too...gimmie a break...If a guy can't love me for me, and all that I am...without all the work, because let me tell ya I don't wake up looking sexy...Then he isn't really for me.... If the shoe was on the other foot would men bleach for us? I doubt it....It's crazy...my two cents

wildgirl_5

Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 66
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 9:10:20 AM
no need to bleach when u have no hair even there !!!!!!!!!!!!

Moontress

Joined: 12/14/2006
Msg: 67

That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 9:57:59 AM
Why do I come here right after I've eaten...

donmccoy63

Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 68

That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 12:15:14 PM
I am on this thread for one reason and one reason only. To simply ask the question.........is this REALLY the only thing people can think of to talk about? OMG I am cracking up. Oh that was BAD. I didn't even mean to make a pun, but did. Seriously, people. Let's find a better topic to discuss.

Lick it Up

Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 69

That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 1:50:02 PM
everyone seems to think that this has to do with hair, it has to do with color, your ass0ole tends to be dark, almost black, bleaching it, makes it more of your skin tone...personally, I think it's stupid...you have a woman’s body, and your main focus is the color around her ass0ole...???

Americanmade1943

Joined: 12/4/2005
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 1:57:19 PM
No matter what color you want down there is fine with me, just keep using the alum & honey to make it sweeter for the eater & tighter for the peter

wisepranker

Joined: 1/10/2007
Msg: 71

That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 3:27:31 PM
..Wildgirl its not about bleaching the hair its about the dark skin of the rusty bullet hole....

LaurenAlison

Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 72

That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 3:32:43 PM
yuck, that sounds horrible! i wouldnt mess with something that sensative via something so cruel! everyone's bits are fine as they are!!!!!!

MsWizard

Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 73

That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 3:39:35 PM
hahahahahahahahaha <<----agrees wholeheartedly...

SunnyTexas

Joined: 9/28/2006
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That darker nether region Posted: 1/26/2007 5:31:32 PM
OMG ! I just had a thought. If women have to do it, then so should the MEN ! If there was any gas...or leakage...wouldn't it make skid marks a thing of the past ! Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2 !