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Posted: 1/6/2007 12:15:21 AM | That boy couldn't poor pee out of boot if the instructions wuz on the heel!
Good Grief!
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Kyn269
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Joined: 11/7/2006
Msg: 53 | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 5:01:44 AM | "ain't got a pot to piss in, much less a window to throw it out" (means he/she doesn't have much/or anything)
"ain't got brains God promised a billygoat" (pretty self explained ~ no sense)
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Posted: 1/6/2007 5:50:15 AM | "if your brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to crank a piss ant's motorcycle and ride around a b b"-meaning someone is stupid.
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Posted: 1/6/2007 8:38:20 AM | Ya made ya bed hard
now sleep in it...
I heard this ALL the time growing up..
translation:
You did this (what ever) to yourself, now you have to deal with it. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 8:41:59 AM | I heard that!!
A phrase repeated after a conversation about anything......
Translation: I have heard of this before, or someone just saying this to "blend in with the crowd". | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 8:48:00 AM | It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.
My brother bard my pickup truck.
I had a flat tar on the way to work.
Have you retared from work yet?
I aint never seed a dog with no hire. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 9:46:35 AM | | They lost because of a lack of manpower and money. Oh, also the Naval blockade that prevented European nations from helping the Confederacy. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2007 10:29:53 AM |
I remmebr the first store I went into in 1996 when I moved here, as I was leaving the nice young lady said, "Come back..." so I turned around and went back to the counter and stood there like a dumbass, she was like"Forget sumthin'?" ............ ...........HAHAHA, ohhhhhh noooooooooo, tell me you didn't, please tell me you didn't, LOLOLOL; bless your little pea picking heart, LOLOL
And workin at the Lookout Restaurant I was preparing slaw and I asked my boss (40 yr old southern belle) for some sugar...Her husband turned and looked at me like he was fixin to break out the shotgun! LOLOLO, you better be glad the husband didn't tar (and that's not the round thing that goes on cars, haha) and feather you and run you out of town on a rail, LOLOL
Isn't it hard to get by when you can't understand the natives, .....you know it is virtually impossible to spell check these posts, lol
Come back ifn yant too,
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Kyn269
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Joined: 11/7/2006
Msg: 62 | |
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Posted: 1/7/2007 4:31:59 AM | Nervous as a cat havin' kittens......
wound up tighter' than an 8 day clock........
"I swany" .... ( I Swear)
just a few more I thought of.......
Have a great day!
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Posted: 1/8/2007 3:54:55 AM | Dumb as a stump--dumb/stupid
One brick short of a load, his/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top--not to smart
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Posted: 1/8/2007 6:02:55 PM | My brain is so small that if you laid it on a razor blade it'd look like a bb...
going down a fourlane hwy.
Good Grief!
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Posted: 1/9/2007 12:27:31 PM | Useless as tits on a boar hog.
Couldn't find his way out of a paper sack.
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 12:48:25 PM | Heard this on "Top Chef":
That boy couldn't cook his way out of a paper bag unless it had french fries with it. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 2:33:41 PM | Can the "city slicker" put in one...?? I heard it today and it took me a minute to figure out what he was saying...
"That boys not the sharpest tool in the woodshed"
Well, anyway, I thought it was hilarious...guess you had to be there
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Posted: 1/9/2007 3:48:16 PM | I recon ya neber did hear back from dat rascal (other man)dat run off wit (with) dat blonde hayered wimin (woman) dat fixed dem real fine country biskits yonder to da fillin station (gas station) did ya? She dun run off wit dat guy from up north sum where dat cum to town in dat yeller corvettemachine wit the thumpdethump (lound speakers and stereo) musicbox. He told me dat he puts down on the foot feed (accelerator) and she sure skeedaddles (goes fast). After dat I watched andy o' mayberry and ole barney, den I went down to da branch (creek or fishing hole) a while to see if maybe I could do sum finshin or in my parts we call it catchin cause ya drink PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer) and ya catch a buzz (get drunk) and goin fishin is just what ya tell the ole lady (wife or steady girlfriend) you fixin (preparing to depart) to do so she wont be runnin off with da meter reader. She reminded me the other day to walk our boy to school since we were still in the 6th grade together, but my redin (reading)and ritin(writing) is gettin better since dey (they) took out da pictures in readin book (for those of us that remember the "weekly reader").
Ya'll (you other people) come back later and sit a spell (visit) and visit ole Cooter (the dog), we will fix us some greens (cooked green veggies- mustard greens or collards), if if we are lucky Ma-Belle (the ole lady) might get her nickers (motivation) up and fix us some pie (usually apple-doesnt matter what fruit-apple-cherry or peach) to go with those biskits and chicken. If yall go by the Varsity (drive in food place across I-85 from GA Tech) hows bout pickin me up one of them nifty hats (paper that the cooks wear), and watch out for Johnny Law (the cops) on the way out past Siloam (east of Atlanta). See ya, ya hear? (confirming you are saying good bye) And dont run over my hose pipe (water hose) as ya leave.  | |
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Kyn269
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Joined: 11/7/2006
Msg: 72 | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 3:54:20 PM | Goes along with
"not the brightest crayon in the crayola box"
or here's a few definitions for yawl
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
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Posted: 1/9/2007 5:19:06 PM | Haven't seen you in a coon's age--long time
You just ain't whistling Dixie--telling the truth
If it was raining soup, I would be locked outside with a fork--can't have anything but bad luck
I can't believe I know all of these, LOLOL
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Posted: 1/9/2007 5:25:07 PM |
Can the "city slicker" put in one ........shoot yeah sugar just jump right on in there with both feet---meaning please do, join the crowd, lol
That boys not the sharpest tool in the woodshed .......yep, heard it......used it, hahaha......thanks Jerry.
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