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Posted: 1/9/2007 7:45:43 PM | Hey Sea, ever seen somebody be so happy about, well anything, and you'd mutter to yourself, " look at em'...there in Hog Heaven!!
Oldie but a goldie.....Sneaks | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 2:23:12 AM | Useless as tits on a boar hog...
Mmmm...ok...after a couple minutes of scratchin' my head...I give up...BOAR HOG??
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Posted: 1/10/2007 3:30:49 AM |
**sea2lover** Youre too nice inmy books! ........too nice???........maybe I am not the sharpest tool in the shed this morning.....why am I too nice?? Explain please.
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Posted: 1/10/2007 3:38:46 AM | Okkkkk, after another cup of coffee I realized you were posting a "quote", LOL. No need for explanation, sorry about that eaglescry68, 
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Posted: 1/10/2007 3:40:18 AM |
Hey Sea, ever seen somebody be so happy about, well anything, and you'd mutter to yourself, " look at em'...there in Hog Heaven!! ...........oh yes Cal, sure have; use it all the time. Have a good one
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Posted: 1/10/2007 3:44:38 AM |
Mmmm...ok...after a couple minutes of scratchin' my head...I give up...BOAR HOG?? ...........Jerry think about it for a few more min. BOAR-male hog. Get another cup of coffee hun, lol
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Posted: 1/10/2007 12:01:55 PM | what you eat don't make me sh*t....................... meaning whats good for you may not be good for me.... i guess used to hear the old folk say that. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 1:36:00 PM | I thought I had to be "Southern" to post on this one...glad I read the thread! Some of the first phrases I heard/learned when I moved to Middle GA were:
"fixin to get on yuh"
"buggy" = shopping cart
"my husband carried me to work"
"totin' my lunch"
"I ain't studdin' you!"...now that really brought an image to mind; I grew up on a farm.
"grillin' out"
Some my step-dad used to use: "I'll knock a turd out of you as long as a well rope" and "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"
I don't know if I qualify as a "yank" or not...I'm from the Pacific NW. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 2:10:34 PM |
what you eat don't make me sh*t....................... meaning whats good for you may not be good for me.... i guess used to hear the old folk say that. ............rare treasure, that's a new one on me and I thought I knew them all.
Thanks,
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Posted: 1/10/2007 2:52:30 PM | hey sea how u?
hey with old country black grandparents the miricles never cease.........
i was in the bathroom and my great granny walked in i immediately covered up she would say
" girl i used to wash you when you was knee high to a mop bucket, if i seen 1 pocketbook i seen them all, cept my leather is older than yours"
when i found out a pocketbook was a vagina it really had me going, till this day i tell the lil girls " you aint supposed to let nobody see your pocketbook".
the other thing that used to get me is "ova yonda"........ gal, go ova yonda and fetch that mail fo' granmaw i used to be like wtf where the hell is yonda *lmao* now that i look back boy i miss great granmaw  | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 3:20:54 PM | a few more.................
1 monkey dont stop no show.
want in 1 hand sh*t in the other see which 1 fills the fastest.
time of day is due a dog.
the sunshines on a bad dogs azz sometimes
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n1l2n
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Joined: 12/3/2006
Msg: 90 | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 6:36:03 PM |
sea0211lover
I think I really like this womans sense of humor as well as intellect.
GAWD I hope I am this good looking at 41!!
God Bless
Scott | |
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koigee
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Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 93 | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 8:39:22 PM | Shit fire save matches--- MAD
pertnear-- close to the subject
I miss my grandmaw to | |
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koigee
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Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 94 | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 9:03:52 PM | Oh yeah, another one
Flappin them jaw's-- talking to much
Whotin and Howlerin-- you can figure this one
Britches- Pants
Im so hunger, I could eat the ass end out of a mule
I must admit that I am so country I use a lot of these that have been posted, but my favorite is Im jam up and jelly tight.
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Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 95 | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 11:59:53 PM | or.............. i know you aint lip boxing with me
or.............. i know you aint ready to meet ya maker, cuz yo arms aint long enough to box with god. | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 2:10:39 AM | This ole countryfide retiree of the marines that I used to work with would say..
"It's rainin harder than a two c&^t cow pi$$in on a flat rock!!"
Only took me 6 months to figues that one out!!
Okay, so us "Yanks" need to be spoon fed every now n again!! 
Reckon'?
God Bless
Scott | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 2:57:58 AM |
I think I really like this womans sense of humor as well as intellect.
GAWD I hope I am this good looking at 41!! ..........thanks Scott.........now what time is our date Friday?, LOL
God bless, sweetie,
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koigee
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Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 99 | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 5:43:59 AM | Why you ole heafer-female
Three sheets in the wind- drunk
Brawd as the side of a barn- big but
I didn't fall of no watermelon truck- not stupid
Slick as a owl's ass- Smart
yeller bellied sap sucker- scared
you ole goat- old man
Look what the dogs drug up- old friend comes to visit
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Posted: 1/11/2007 6:02:17 AM | Shits and Giggles - for the hell of it
Ain't shit in a politicians back yard - self explanitory
Like white on rice (all over it)
What's that got to do with the price of rice in china?
Blind hog will find an akern ever now and agin
Tell (insert name here) I said Duh Huh, he'll/she'll know whut I mean
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