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 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 101
Southern Quotes and Phrases
Posted: 1/11/2007 6:15:46 AM
How many of use say things like this as I still do and if I listen to myself, I am a real true southern lady

Yontny more cornbread
Restrunt
nakkid as a jaybird
lick and a promise
He'll be out directly
Hush yo mouth
What's for supper

Some that come out of my mouth all the time.

Hey all you southerner's think about it?

Judy
 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 102
Southern Quotes and Phrases
Posted: 1/11/2007 6:27:51 AM
Just used this one
madder n an ole wet hen
 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 103
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Posted: 1/11/2007 6:41:33 AM
close the door your lettin the fly's out
Were you raised in a barn

My answer would be, sumpin like that

This is one of the best threads yet. I love it!
 hippychick29

Joined: 9/30/2006
Msg: 104
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Posted: 1/11/2007 7:03:29 AM

Were you raised in a barn


Here's the comeback for that one:

Yep, shore wuz, and ever time I hears a jackass bray I gets homesick!

 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 105
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Posted: 1/11/2007 7:17:04 AM
Now you dun gone let the cat outta the bag
 hippychick29

Joined: 9/30/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 1/11/2007 7:30:34 AM
hee hee..... Kiogee, you think like I do!

~k~
 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 107
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Posted: 1/11/2007 12:03:34 PM
Not to knock on northerner's but I will never forget sitting on the front porch with my cousin and she hollered hey you guy's, well I looked up the road and looked for the guy's and it was a bunch of girls walking towards us, so I looked at her and said, that's a bunch of girls, why did you call them you guys? She told me and I told her we would say Hey Ya'll. She looked at me and said you are so fruit. Fruit----Stupid



Judy
 jandrewnelson

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 108
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Posted: 1/11/2007 12:22:38 PM
This was used on ME today


City slicker

And knowing that this thread was on the forum, I asked BillyBob (or whatever his name was,)what did city slicker mean and he told me:

"Wunna dem smaht fokes whut lives in town."
 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 109
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Posted: 1/11/2007 3:08:20 PM
Ever heard,,, Dip shit?
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
Msg: 110
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Posted: 1/11/2007 3:16:01 PM
DipShit??

That's a favorite of mine!
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
Msg: 111
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Posted: 1/11/2007 3:16:35 PM
DipShit??

That's a favorite of mine!
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
Msg: 112
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Posted: 1/11/2007 3:30:16 PM
OOOPS! What's up with the double post you guys??!!

 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 113
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Posted: 1/11/2007 3:56:45 PM
ok listen up

Heard about then old couuntry doctor who went way out in the boondocks ( a southern term for way out there) to deliver a baby? It was so for out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 8-year old child

The doctor insturcted the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.


The mother pushed and hollered and after a long while, the doctor lifted the newborn by the feet and spanked him on the botton to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then ask the 8 year old what he thought of the baby.

The little boy responded. I would've spanked him to!! He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.

Judy
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
Msg: 114
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Posted: 1/11/2007 4:43:32 PM
^^^Ooooh! U naughty!!!



Good one darlin'!

"Darlin" is that southern nuff fer ya?!!

 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 115
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Posted: 1/11/2007 6:29:22 PM
now your flirtin yun. Queen of the Southern Belle
 King420

Joined: 1/9/2007
Msg: 116
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Posted: 1/12/2007 9:23:47 PM
that was great koigee!

i have been in the south for bout 2 months and the only southrn sayin that ive picked up is "yall quit" cause its the only thing that makes our 4 dogs stop barkin! lol!
 jandrewnelson

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 117
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Posted: 1/13/2007 4:47:41 AM

Yontny more cornbread...


Huh? Yontny? Guess I better get out my Southern/English Dictionary on this one...unless I can persuade someone to tell me what it means!
 JCruiser

Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 118
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Posted: 1/13/2007 5:11:19 AM
Dont' be pissin' on me and try to tell me it's rainin'.
 JCruiser

Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 119
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Posted: 1/13/2007 5:19:55 AM
Guy showed up at his buddies house with a new girlfriend (looked and talked just like Jessica Simpson). Buddy says "heared ya'll gettin hitched". "Yep, met her at the family reunion, best place to pick up wimmn' ya ain't related to"


And from a previous post where someone said "I ain't studdin' on him". What that means is STUDYING. You aren't going to spend any time thinking about or worrying about that other person. When I would try to tell my dad that one of the cows was sick and he knew it was terminal, he would just say "I aint studdin' on that ol' heafer". The yankee vet said, "Sir, I wouldn't be talking about the wife that way, she still fixes a great biscuit and gravy."

I still like "flippin' the bone" at John Law though, with the bubble gum machine on top of his 2-tone (black and white) po-lice car while goin' through the town of Social Circle.
 sealover55

Joined: 8/24/2006
Msg: 120
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Posted: 1/13/2007 7:53:15 AM
I have really enjoyed this thread and it looks like you have too.
Thanks for posting,

1) he/she is tighter than old Pat's hat band---does not spend money frivolously
2) you would argue with the stones in the road---very argumentative person
3) this is between you, me and the fence post---this discussion goes no further
4) your a$$ would make him/her a Sunday face---you are better looking than they
5) put a sock in it---hush
6) when pigs fly---will never happen

~sea~
 Kyn269

Joined: 11/7/2006
Msg: 121
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Posted: 1/13/2007 8:52:12 AM
HHMMMMMM

Don't let yer a$$ overload yer mouth..............

smiling/grinnin' Like a jacka$$ eatin' briars.....

don't let tha door hit ya whare the Good Lord split ya...... (telling some one when they leave.....)

yer mouths a flappin like a (screen door/barn door) in a wind storm.... talking too much

arguing with a stop sign....

missin' a few bricks in yer wall......(not the smartest person)

going round you a$$ to get to yer elbow.... ( doing things the hard way)

do I need to draw ya a picture??? .... person is not understanding or following directions

zip yer lips........keep your mouth sut

happier than a pig in slop ..... pretty dern happy

bouncin' offin the wall..... happy or excited
 koigee

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 122
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Posted: 1/13/2007 10:57:50 AM
Hi Sea.

I really have enjoyed this tread Made me realize just how country I really am Got to thinking about what I say after I started reading all the post and there are so many that I use all the time.

Judy
 jandrewnelson

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 123
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Posted: 1/13/2007 8:03:19 PM

I really have enjoyed this tread Made me realize just how country I really am Got to thinking about what I say after I started reading all the post and there are so many that I use all the time...


Tried to send you an email in response to another posting of yours, but it said that one of us was too far out in the country to receive it...

Jerry
 sealover55

Joined: 8/24/2006
Msg: 124
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Posted: 1/14/2007 3:52:49 AM
Good Morning koigee,

Glad you are enjoying the thread. Didn't think at first if it would fly but it has. I am bad to slip and say yunt to, lol; trying to break that habit. Also say over yonder and a few more, but dang isn't it good to be southern and [country, haha. Got to get ready for SS and church.

Have a goodun,

~sea~
 hippychick29

Joined: 9/30/2006
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Posted: 1/14/2007 2:03:42 PM

Yontny more cornbread


You want any more cornbread?

Nah, I'm as full as a tick on a dogs back!

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