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Posted: 1/14/2007 9:43:33 PM | 1) Don't s**t and fall back in it--don't make matters worse
2) Don't let the left hand know what the right one is doing--keep things to yourself
3) No need to cry over spilled/spilt (southern version) milk--what is done is done
4) Can't pull the wool over my eyes--can't fool me, I know what your doing
5) I wasn't born yesterday--I'm not stupid/naive
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Posted: 1/14/2007 9:59:24 PM | "~sea~" I'm gonna add on to your post...
I was born at night...but it wasn't last night...
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Joined: 12/18/2006
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| Southern Quotes and Phrases
Posted: 1/14/2007 11:46:11 PM | 1) Don't s**t and fall back in it--don't make matters worse
2) Don't let the left hand know what the right one is doing--keep things to yourself
3) No need to cry over spilled/spilt (southern version) milk--what is done is done
4) Can't pull the wool over my eyes--can't fool me, I know what your doing
5) I wasn't born yesterday--I'm not stupid/naive
6) Dont piss down my back and tell me its raining.--Cant fool me
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Posted: 1/15/2007 5:19:26 AM | Excuse me Wolfie, I didn't realize I was running through the forums this morning naked, LOL........you are sharper than a tack my canine friend, 
Have a goodun,
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Posted: 1/15/2007 5:52:31 AM |
Drunker than Cooter Brown (Who is he anyway?) ..........my next door neighbor, , | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 6:02:58 AM | G'mornin y'all!
Y'all had better put yer clothes back on n quit runnin round in here like a buncha chickens that own the barnyard or we will ALL get a whoopin!!
Have a Great day everyone, good to see yins!
God Bless
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Posted: 1/15/2007 6:31:56 AM | Whoopin...meaning yer fixin to get yer butt whooped,,,yaeatyet???means have you had anything to eat yet?..jistabout..means almost, whatever knocks yer hat in the creek,means whatever makes you happy,,,widyedidge,means,, with you did you.i got a million of them just have to rethink,,like ast? ask..sommers ,,somewhere, yeah i am a redneck from the hills of jawga and proud of it.far ants,haha,,fireants,haint ,is'nt?as much chance as a one lagged man in a butt kickin,meaning you havent got much of a chance..like running around in a round building trying to find a corner to crap in,means your going crazy,,running around like a chicken with its head cut off,,crazier then a bessiebug,,dont know what a bessiebug is but it must have been pretty crazy.hotter then a goats butt in a pepper patch,,means someone is good looking?redder then a foxes butt after eating polk berries..means someones face when embarrased. | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 6:55:17 AM | | Aint had so much fun since grandma caught her tittie in the sewing machine,///cant carry a tune in a papersack..fine as frog hare split four ways. | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 7:22:09 AM | fine as frog hare split four ways.
the comeback for this one ^^^ -- and nowheres near as stringy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 
hit dog hollers -
roundtuit (around to it)
and on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 3:00:53 PM | I was warned this way plenty of times when i was a youngin'
"There ain't enuff butt whoopin's to go around if ya'll don't bee...have!"
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Posted: 1/15/2007 3:09:06 PM | I don't know if this is "Southern" or not, but one of my favorites, specially out on the tennis courts, is: We don't give out nothing but asswhoopins and lollipops, and guess what? We're outta lollipops! | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 3:22:02 PM | A few more -
Hankering -desire to do something
Hear tell - heard told
Purdy - pretty
Sho 'Nuff - Sure enough
AHMA- I am going to
Rat cheer - right here
Safnoon - this afternoon | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 3:54:36 PM | | One of my favorites is ...Grinning like a jack-ass eating briars....Im so hungry i could eat beans out of a dead cowboys ass..im so hungry my ribs are nawing on my backbone... | |
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Posted: 1/15/2007 4:47:10 PM | Tighter than dic_'s hat band................I'll call him whoodinee if he gets out of this.
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Posted: 1/15/2007 4:57:01 PM | Now that makes as much sense as a popcorn fart in a windstorm! How'd ya like dem apples? | |
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Posted: 1/16/2007 1:23:38 PM | Well bless my soul I thunk up anothern, LOL; I kill me
1) Gone hog wild with a pig under both arms--gone crazy
2) Don't have a lick of sense--not too bright
Here is a rhyme that my Mother use to say. Didn't know really where to post it so I thought I would sliiiiiide it under the radar, LOL
Lord have mercy on my soul, how many chickens have I stole, 3 last night and 2 before, going back tonight to steal some more, LOLO
Here come those little bitty men in their white coats again.......I better get out of here
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Posted: 1/16/2007 8:46:16 PM | | I feel so dagum left out , not knowing any southern slang. Man and I was raised in the south. LOL | |
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