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 Wolfdaddy888

Joined: 9/6/2007
Msg: 200
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Posted: 9/21/2007 10:26:35 PM
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
 hippychick29

Joined: 9/30/2006
Msg: 201
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Posted: 9/26/2007 10:16:51 AM
here's one I always liked,

"best thang since sliced bread"
 Teagmhail

Joined: 2/10/2007
Msg: 202
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Posted: 10/3/2007 2:31:33 PM
If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all.
 lowadee

Joined: 3/26/2006
Msg: 203
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Posted: 10/3/2007 3:23:19 PM
I heard this one about 3 months ago while attending a business dinner in Savannah on River St with an associate from North Carolina as the skies outside opened up upon us and from within the restaurant, she said "Lawd, Laura, it's a frog strangler out there!

Cracked me up!

We need some frog strangling rain around here!
 Teresa14

Joined: 4/11/2007
Msg: 204
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Posted: 10/3/2007 3:56:09 PM
^^^^^

never heard that one before...........

We got some rain today....not too heavy but off and on all day.....still a little mist coming down..........guess that would not be frog strangling rain..........huh?

 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
Msg: 205
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Posted: 5/26/2008 12:11:51 PM

"best thang since sliced bread"


I use that one a lot!!

Another one of my fav's is..."Good'er th'n NEW!!!"



God Bless,
Scott
 Rebel333

Joined: 7/5/2006
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Posted: 5/26/2008 6:07:34 PM
How about this one. "I'm nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs ?" Or if someone asks how your day is going you respond with "Of all the days I've ever had..........This is one of them" And yes I'm very southern.
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
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Posted: 5/26/2008 10:00:37 PM

"I'm nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs ?"


YUP!! But I hate to inform ya, not many of the sayings in this post are southern...

I'm enjoyin this!!

I got a bunch, but some are vulgar. There's ladies present, so I shall refrain..

What's up ***HIPPYCHICK*** ????

Long time no see!! Good to see you...

If life were any better, I'd have to be twins!!!

Is that southern?



God Bless Y'all!!!

Scott
 littleladyred

Joined: 3/31/2006
Msg: 208
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Posted: 5/27/2008 3:10:32 AM
Hotter than a Friday Night Special at a Saturday evenin fish fry
 believeanything

Joined: 4/16/2008
Msg: 209
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Posted: 5/27/2008 9:28:00 AM
Get R Done?

Hmmm?

Gone Fishing?

"I feel a sin coming on" ?
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
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Posted: 5/27/2008 9:46:41 AM

Get R Done?

Hmmm?

Gone Fishing?

"I feel a sin coming on" ?


How about....

Gone fishin, feel a sin coming on, and then "Get er done"?

In that order??



 believeanything

Joined: 4/16/2008
Msg: 211
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Posted: 5/27/2008 11:27:13 AM
LMFAO....that works too :)
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
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Posted: 5/27/2008 12:29:22 PM

LMFAO....that works too :)


WOOPS!!!

Did I say that aloud???



(Respectfully-Playfully)

 believeanything

Joined: 4/16/2008
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Posted: 5/27/2008 9:03:39 PM
Loud and clear.....for every one to read...

or hear

or read...

I dunno ....my head hurts

I'm gonna go lay down now...


wait is that another southern pharse..."gonna go lay down now"


:)
 EaglesCry68

Joined: 12/16/2006
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Posted: 5/28/2008 4:02:16 PM

wait is that another southern pharse..."gonna go lay down now"


Ummm, I don't think that qualifies!

I say, I'm gonna hit the hay!!

Another one is "Stretch out", "Hit the sack" and one of my favorites, "Climb in tha bed!" as if it's taller than us!!



It don't make no sense!!



C'mon y'all, cough em' up!!

God Bless,
Scott.
 Americanrover

Joined: 10/25/2007
Msg: 215
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Posted: 5/28/2008 5:54:38 PM
Great thread! My late husband was a Tarheel, and I got some of these from him, but my MIL was just a corker! And I lived in Texas, so I picked up a few there.
"I'm give out" -tired
"I'm restin my eyes lightly" - taking a quick nap
"Well, I'll be"! (I declare)
"I swan" (I declare again)
"Whistlin women and crowin hens" (not sure what the spell was, but it was when I was whistlin or otherwise engaged in doing something that met with disapproval, which luckily wasn't often)
"Cheat"? " Jet" (Did ya eat? Not yet)
haint - ghost
"I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been slit!"
"Don't try to teach a pig to sing. Won't happen and it annoys the pig".
There was only one time I didn't understand something my husband said. He asked me for a pillah.... I must have been brain dead, but he had been working on building something, so I said, "What pillah? How'm I gonna carry it? Where'm I gonna find one?" He looked at me like I was nuts. I still didn't get it. Finally he said, "A pillah to lay my head on so I can take a nap!!"
"I'm fixintocarry my mother to the Doctors"- taking my mom to the doctors
 Rebel333

Joined: 7/5/2006
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Posted: 5/28/2008 6:30:11 PM
How about "You're a mess." No it doesn't relate to appearance. It means you're funny. It's usually used after you've made someone laugh.
 believeanything

Joined: 4/16/2008
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Posted: 5/29/2008 12:02:19 PM
Hotter than four fat women wrestling over a bucket of chicken in a burned out pinto?



or is that a bit much?
 seamist55

Joined: 1/27/2008
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Posted: 5/31/2008 7:09:16 AM

Hotter than four fat women wrestling over a bucket of chicken in a burned out pinto?
............ ........the visual.......the visual........ ....you "nailed it"

~sea~
 believeanything

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Posted: 5/31/2008 4:05:29 PM
I keep thinking about it.....that's really hot lol
 EaglesCry68

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Posted: 6/1/2008 1:37:26 AM
Helllloooooooooooooooo Mist!!

Where ya been??

U started this charade!! Bout time u got ur buns back here to tend the pasture!!

Good to see you, as always...

Now what's all the hootin n hollerin' bout"??



God Bless,
Scott.
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