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Posted: 2/5/2008 6:04:10 AM | I'm wondering if blowjobs just aren't my thing. My wife has tried many times over the years, and it's never done anything for me really. A couple of sparks now and then, but nothing remotely close to completion. She's the only one to have ever tried (my first and only partner), and claims that she was successful with others, but I'm still wondering if it's her or me. Of course I've given feedback, but when you're not getting much to respond to in the first place, it doesn't do much good.
I suppose I'll find out soon enough, we're separating soon on our way to divorce. I know it sounds awful, but I've got a lot of catching up to do, and I'm kinda looking forward to it. | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 6:19:25 AM | the only way its bad is when you think you have swallowed the lot and you ease off only to find a stray missile hits you straight in the eye!!
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Posted: 2/5/2008 6:37:20 AM | | I agree with you Rick. 10 minutes is too short, but 30 minutes is probably right. I also agree that ladies sometimes know how to give a good blow job. Saying that, I have met in my time alot of ladies who when you asked or tried to get them to go there, they thought it was gross. Out of the ones that did know how or wanted to, only a few really knew how to properly do it and could get me off. The ones that couldn't get me to cum normally were just sucking or too gentle. They also didn't know where the prostrate gland was to excite the man (directly below and under your balls). | |
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Joined: 6/1/2007
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Posted: 2/5/2008 9:26:57 AM | Guys have a problem not relaying this information to there women...if you dont tell them then how would they know. I was confronted by one of the employees where I work about this. She said her man did not enjoy it and he jumped, so I got together and had a bj party at her dorm room. (NOT WHAT U THINK) I went over different things they need to do before and during and then they all tried on a banana... some had to secretly practice for a week or so but all of them say they can get there man off now... no problem. If you cant talk about it then you dont need to enjoy it. Your the only one that knows how it feels and can tell them.
As for time...always give atleast a half hour. My man needs about an hour and I enjoy every minute and so does he.BJ | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 9:34:59 AM | | A fellatio party. Now there's one I want to be invited to. I have only ever heard of these in movies. =) I cannot imagine getting head for 30 minutes or an hour. That's way too long in my books. 10 minutes is plenty. I want to move on to pleasing her, as I'm more of a giver than a receiver in this department, but it usually ends up pretty equal. It should be more give and take then giiiiiiiiiiiiive and taaaaaaaaaaake in my books. Back and forth. Stop penetration to perform oral sex the middle to mix things up. I find whenever I switch positions is a good time to get a minute or two of oral in. | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 10:23:35 AM | I don't give bad ones ever....That is one of my talents  | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 10:35:26 AM | | ^ Just promise to always use your powers for good, okay? | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 10:45:43 AM | Aquarian I don't believe you. You're gonna have to prove it.
I had a very bad one once. Small lips and big teeth. She scraped often. I finally had to tell her to stop as the pain became to great. When she finally let go her oral death grip and looked up at me there was a small drop of blood on her lip. I freaked and ran to the bathroom to check. Cut me in three places. I still love a good one but I am always leery til we get started. If anyone is in training for the Olympic c@ck sucking team and they need a training aide then feel free to contact me. I'm no French judge. | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 1:16:32 PM | ROFL thats like complaining about a bad day at golf.
just like a gal- you gotta open your mouth and tell her how you like it! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 2:38:15 PM | | ever since the first i had the worst i had was good theres no such thing as a bad one some are just better than others | |
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Joined: 1/7/2008
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Posted: 2/5/2008 2:44:30 PM | I have only had a few bad ones, but it's like pizza , it's always still good.
Most women love to blow and it shows whan they do it.
Go for a girl that smokes ...as they like putting dirty things in there mouth.
I think women are actually getting better at it because porn is getting better. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2008 1:19:42 AM | I have to say all men are different, I read part of this, and there have been plenty guys that said they weren't into the testicle thing...
I had a long term with someone that wanted them sucked and crushed so hard I thought they'd break... Go figure...
The one thing I find unappealing is a guy that likes his testicles licked and sucked, but doesn't shave...
Come on get real, pubic hair in the mouth is flat out horrible.
You men can say women have a shag carpet... Uhhhh not this woman... Don't like the hair on my tongue, and sure as heck don't think anyone else would either...
AND if a guy has gotten a bad BJ, is it because he gave directions?
Believe me, everybody has their own thing, so ask and be willing to take directions...
ANd that is all I have ta say about that... | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 11:20:18 AM | I think the biggest thing about giving good sex, blow jobs, whatever is communication.
It's great to be with someone who has experience, however, everyone is different and what rocks the boat for one person might totally turn off someone else.
I always assumed all guys liked bj's until I dated a guy that actually preferred my hand over my mouth. Needless to say, I was bummed by this because I enjoyed giving them. What it taught me was to ask a guy if he minded me doing it, did he like what I was doing and would he like me to do something else.
Can't assume just cause they all have the same equipment they all want it the same way! | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 11:22:28 AM | Oh my...I have fallen in love with half the women who have posted in this thread.  | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 11:26:43 AM | | I must say....I've never had a complaint! :) Then again when you learn from an "outted" friend....you're bound to be incredible! :) | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 1:31:36 PM | There is such a thing as bad blow jobs, some just dont know what they are doing, then some I have come across...."blow like pros"..... | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 1:41:57 PM | 30 mins to an hour?!! OMG! I would feel like a failure if it took me that long! I like to get in there, make em' cum and move on to the other pleasures. 10 mins or less is usually right. Depending on the mood and intensity of it, sometimes it takes less than a minute or 2. Total satisfaction for me when they can't hold back any longer and it's only been a couple mins. Sometimes that's fun because you can keep going and get another one out of him.
A bad bj? What's that? lol | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 1:45:37 PM | A bad one?? Really? There is such a thing?
I would think that if you weren't having fun that you need to tell her what you like. Maybe she feels your lack of interest and isn't um....motivated enough. lol. I don't exactly know how to word that. | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 1:49:13 PM | Some of my previous sex partners have complained about women who bite on the c0ck with their teeth. No man has ever complained about my blow jobs.  | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 2:10:22 PM | Most women dont seem to have given bad blow jobs, and most men have had at least one bad one. So do the math - guys are just being far to polite to complain. After all if a guys getting head or laid - he usually isnt about to complain and ruin a good thing regardless of how mediocre it is. Am i right guys ?
The problem really comes down to communication, so if anyone is to blame its us fella's - certainly not our willing partners. | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 2:12:42 PM | | OK GUYS THIRTY MIN FAR TO LONG IF A GIRL CAN MAKE A GUY COME BY THEN I WOULD SO GIVE UP OR TAKE LESSONS BUT AS FOR MYSELF I NEED NO LESSONS ! ! An never have hurt a guy warl giving blow job the only problem i have is guys keep coming back wanting more ! ! So come on guys not all girls are bad at bj's an girls if you need lessons you know my user name lol x x jk | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 2:13:10 PM | The way I see it if I'm in a relationship with a girl and she gives bad head it's my fault for not opening my mouth. If it is a casual thing or it's a couple dates in and we get together intimately and she gives bad head it's all the guys faults before me. I don't think it's a woman's fault, unless you tell her to watch her teeth and she just smirks and keeps on grating that cheese.
And yes, 30 mins to an hour is too much unless it's road head. If we're on a road trip and she wants to give me 2 hours of road head (some girls just love the c0ck) I will NOT fight her! LOL And if anyone who's learning needs a "head dummy" I may know someone interested. ;-) | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 2:15:57 PM | I've had some men ASK me to bite.......it appears that this is rather abnormal after reading these posts. LOL. Man I dated some freaks! | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 2:28:19 PM | I've had some good ones, i've had some really bad ones. So bad that I was wondering what was on TV.
But 30 minutes long? I think a woman's jaw is required to fall off after 15-20 minutes.
Then again, no jaw. Heeeeyyyyyyyy.  | |
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Posted: 2/7/2008 4:15:52 PM | Lots Girls Give Bad Bjs but its all good just need practice | |
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