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 misdotcom

Joined: 8/3/2007
Msg: 251
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Posted: 2/7/2008 8:28:06 PM

but unlike a penis that you can keep in one spot and maintain easily


Not necessarily true... Mine won't let me hold onto it with my hand while doing the mouth thing... so I told him okay then but if I lose it I am NOT going to grope around all over this bed trying to find it again!
 chriseh9

Joined: 11/29/2007
Msg: 252
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Posted: 2/7/2008 8:36:36 PM
I find the people who tell me " I give great blow jobs" never do .. they skip it and go right to the sex
 cocytus

Joined: 11/9/2007
Msg: 253
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Posted: 2/7/2008 8:37:36 PM
I've found that you can get a bad BJ when she's really into it and you call her by the wrong name.
Found that out.
 nexthyme

Joined: 9/12/2007
Msg: 254
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Posted: 2/7/2008 11:19:07 PM
ROTFLMFAO...


<div class="quote">I've found that you can get a bad BJ when she's really into it and you call her by the wrong name.
Found that out.

I don't know if I would admit something like that on a public forum... LOL...

Isn't that why men go straight to calling a gal babe, huni, sweety, baby... So there isn't a mistake of saying the wrong name?????

I have found men ( don't know what women do...So as a woman) will do that IM chats... Then you ask them if they know your name, and they are stuttering, and falling over there tongue...

 ExplosiveSheep

Joined: 9/22/2007
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Posted: 2/8/2008 1:30:55 AM
If she ain't commited to it or is literally engaging in extremely painful testicle (or other) related maneuvers then screw that. they're bad.

From personal experience and stories from friends, if she's just not really trying it's awful. Some women think it's as easy as just putting it in her mouth and kinda movin around a bit with a completely look of disinterest, good luck keepin a guy aroused let alone finishing him off like that. The fact is I hate goin down on chicks, but when I do it and she's enjoying it I'm enjoying it and I will go till she don't want it no more if I have to or we move on to bigger and better things. It's definately a 2 way street and both people need to take it up a notch.
 Blacksheep

Joined: 6/28/2004
Msg: 256
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Posted: 2/8/2008 4:37:35 AM
Yes, there is such a thing as bad BJ and I had quite a few bad ones!

What really gets me is I'm a beast when it comes to getting "her" off. I go and go until my jaw starts locking and neck vertibrates start seperating. I want her to have multiples and put my work in to get it to the point.
Sometimes I have to hold her down when she's bouncin all over bed, lol.

Now If I go to that limit, could a brotha get a lil reciprocity????
 Medina49

Joined: 12/17/2007
Msg: 257
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Posted: 2/8/2008 8:52:30 AM
I'd guess some over the last 30 years were "bad", or not bad, but things like teeth scraping, 10 seconds isn't long enough or thinking some kind of death grip on that tool is needed- as noted, not bad, some need more practice than others.
 bigmiz

Joined: 11/27/2007
Msg: 258
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Posted: 2/8/2008 8:55:42 AM
that is not cool i never had one and never will that is not for me
 Notinit4

Joined: 1/18/2008
Msg: 259
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Posted: 2/8/2008 11:37:30 AM
bigmiz ~ Never had a bj or never had a bad bj?
 cocytus

Joined: 11/9/2007
Msg: 260
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Posted: 2/8/2008 11:41:04 AM

I find the people who tell me " I give great blow jobs" never do .. they skip it and go right to the sex


True that.
Also, I've found that if she says she does...she usually does not.
This is something that you definitely have to find out on your own.
 geesemaniv04

Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 261
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Posted: 2/8/2008 11:58:28 AM
THERES NO SUCH THING AS A BAD BLOW JOB , ITS JUST THAT SOME ARE BETTER THEN OTHERS!!
GOD LOVE, ALL YOU, ALL YOU ORAL MASSAGERS!
 heaight

Joined: 9/6/2007
Msg: 262
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Posted: 2/8/2008 2:30:39 PM
dont suck on the ballz.. and no teeth
drooling on the pole is cool
 silvergoddess

Joined: 12/29/2007
Msg: 263
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Posted: 2/8/2008 3:05:28 PM
yah, well there are many guys that have no clue how to eat ****.
 briancam

Joined: 2/5/2008
Msg: 264
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Posted: 2/20/2008 12:39:44 PM
not that I need it but will you give us guys aplay by play how do monge the box
 GREAT EXPERT 900

Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 265
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Posted: 2/20/2008 1:07:49 PM
i've had to many bad blowjobs. i had one woman giving me a really nice blowjob in the car but she had a sore throat, when i got close to cumming she stopped. then i had another woman who was sucking me doing that spinning motion around my**** it felt so good i had to cover my face with a pillow, again i was about to bust and she stopped saying she was tired because she was rusty, claiming she haven't sucked****in awhile.
 realwhiterasta

Joined: 11/28/2006
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Posted: 2/20/2008 1:52:03 PM
i you truely enjoyed doing it for your man then it was a grade A BJ. a big part of a bj is the mental aspect that a totally scrumptious lady as your member in her mouth... course the feeling is a big part as well but 4 me its more of the thought
 BacchusUK

Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 267
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Posted: 2/20/2008 2:10:51 PM
The trick is get her to give you a wank as well a sucking you off!!
 custis

Joined: 3/16/2005
Msg: 268
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Posted: 2/20/2008 2:21:29 PM
Too many women try this fancy stuff when they are doing it. It is not necessary. The good old basic works best. That means hand wrapped around the shaft, mouth over the top, move both up and down while applying suction, gradually increasing speed until you recieve your reward.
 GREAT EXPERT 900

Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 269
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Posted: 2/20/2008 7:08:47 PM
one of the few chix that made me cum orally, took about 3 or 4 hours to get me to the brink of cumming, she jerked me off on her face to finish me.
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