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 SweetKristine

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 26
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:12:27 AM
And some girls take it to mean they are not doing it right


^i think its all in how ya say it...how you direct her....:)
 Montreal_Guy

Joined: 3/8/2004
Msg: 27
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:21:25 AM
I agree, but I tend to be really nice about such things.

For some women it is an ego thing.

The first time I asked a woman to tell me what to do, or perhaps HOW to do it, she just had this silly grin on her face. It never made me feel anything but great.
 SweetKristine

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 28
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:24:39 AM
For some women it is an ego thing


^^true, cause if he would have grabbed my head and shoved it where he wanted it..i woulda bit him :) i hate that...but he was very gentile about it...gave me some ideas what to do...id rather have some ideas then go intot hings cold....I love asking my partner at the time, what pleases him, what turns him on, cause if he dosent get his rocks off..whats the fun in it?
 SweetShaker

Joined: 7/2/2004
Msg: 29
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:26:51 AM
Lol... not me....
I don't know how the equipment works... SHOW ME!!
I think it's all about learning, and you can't learn unless you're told.
 MoonglowButterfly

Joined: 9/4/2004
Msg: 30
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:36:55 AM
In the beginning, I was given pointers. And I'm very glad I was. The first time I gave my bf a BJ, he flipped. Said nobody had ever done it the way I did. And I knew he wasn't lying, the reactions I got were true surprise and total pleasure.

I enjoy doing it, willing to take all the pointers I can get. I want to know what makes the best and what hurts.
 bleueyegurl

Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 31
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Posted: 4/6/2005 10:49:14 AM
Come on guys!!!!!!
If you are close enough to a girl to be getting oral you should at least be able to give her some tips on what you like orally....Help a girl out here....

Some women just dont know cause tthey have never been told........

Practice makes perfect is what i always say, and you never know if you tell her whats shes doing wrong you might end up w/ the best head job you ever had.............
 OnTheBus

Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 32
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Posted: 4/6/2005 11:29:43 AM


I thought it was a basic instinct
 Deagleninja

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 4/6/2005 11:34:47 AM
Exactly blueeyed. Not only do women not have a penis to judge what feels good or not, but also every guy is different. It's always a fatal error to just assume that because one lover was crazy about the way you gave head, that they will all love it.
 poeticdreamer

Joined: 1/28/2005
Msg: 34
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Posted: 4/6/2005 1:24:46 PM
in response to all of you who say that a girl needs to learn to do it right...um yeah....i hate bjs, until a good lover, notice the word good, taught me how to do it right and pleasure without hurting, if your a good lover, you should teach. same with girls, and come on isnt it better to tell them how to do it right instead of having to fake it all the time? by the way, once i did learn to do it right, its like now one of my favorite things, there is nothing more pleasureable or powerful tat making someoe else cum....and here a nasty thought probley, but for thos ewho swollow, doesnt it make you feel all giddy....like you just drank iredesnt and all glowing?
 SweetKristine

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 35
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Posted: 4/6/2005 1:34:05 PM
thos ewho swollow, doesnt it make you feel all giddy....like you just drank iredesnt and all glowing?

^^thats the best....ive only swallowed for a few guys...but dam.n what a feeling
 Double Cabin

Joined: 11/29/2004
Msg: 36
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Posted: 4/6/2005 2:07:31 PM
^^^^^^^POF LEGENDS IN WAITING!
 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 37
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:03:26 PM
A bad blow job is when the guy did not take thoughtful steps to ensure that it is a pleasureable experience for the woman as well...nothing worse than not being able to work all your magic because he didn't shave! or shower ...ewwwwe
 Deagleninja

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:09:14 PM
Would you care for some fromunda cheese with that?

Ok, I'm curious, so don't shoot me or anything......
What else besides caucasian do you have in ya Illnevertell? Greek? Native? Italian?
 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 39
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:12:04 PM
Italian, native american..........I wouldn't mind having some greek in me ...bad bad
 Webbum

Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:12:25 PM

Come on guys!!!!!!
If you are close enough to a girl to be getting oral you should at least be able to give her some tips on what you like orally....Help a girl out here....

Some women just dont know cause tthey have never been told........


If she worships the c*ck, all will fall in place....................................jk
 sarcastic spice

Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 41
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:17:39 PM
bad bj's... two spring to mind... i have a female friend who while having an orgasm in the 69 position bit on "it" and drew blood..... to which the only word i could think on was OUCH!!!!!

the other was my best mate, who was going out with a vicars daughter....well she was inexperienced to say the least (his story, not hers... i reckon she was up for a bit of revenge....) anyway she swear it was her first ever bJ... so she, ahem, blows..... right up the spout so to speak

the poor bugger spends the next 2 days in hospital.... lol

sean xxxxxxxx
 FragileSoul

Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:19:22 PM
Suck doll blows just an expression
 delfan1961

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 43
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:35:35 PM
"Squirrels just wanna have fun...."

Hey gang....after reading some of these posts, this squirrel's keeping his nuts in a time-lock safe. Get the "ouchies" just thinkin' 'bout some of those "teeth" posts....gotta run !
 Montreal_Guy

Joined: 3/8/2004
Msg: 44
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:47:55 PM
Then I will add another one....

One time, after the act I had a hard time "syphoning the python" as it were .

It suddenly cleared up really quickly when I passed a blood clot the size of a pencil stub.

Btw, even the slightest bit of blood in urine is REALLY obvious. You don't want to know what a LOT looks like.

Let's just say I was a little more careful after that.
 usanzac

Joined: 3/19/2005
Msg: 45
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:52:26 PM
Good BJs are very rare, frankly....but I always appreciate the effort. :)
 Photonerd

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 46
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Posted: 4/6/2005 7:06:18 PM
I have explained it many a time.....
 Photonerd

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 47
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Posted: 4/6/2005 7:09:33 PM
You shall teach your wisdom in swallow school!
 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 48
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Posted: 4/6/2005 7:15:21 PM
Good BJs are very rare, frankly....but I always appreciate the effort. :)








Does this mean men have been lying to me??? grrrrrrrrr
 Deagleninja

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 49
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Posted: 4/6/2005 7:19:10 PM
As long as there are no painful things involved like twisting or teeth, then it does feel good, but a BJ that gets me off is very rare (only twice in my life).
 hosstuff

Joined: 3/4/2005
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Posted: 4/6/2005 7:19:10 PM
Bad BJ's, huh.
How about the girl that was really trying (A for effort) but kept gagging herself.
After just a couple of minutes I HAD to ask her to stop.
She asked why and I said "because I don't want you to throw up on me!"
She said she'd never thrown up before so I told her "Well, I don't want to be the first time!"
(In fact, her gagging was about to make ME throw up on HER!)
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