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Posted: 1/31/2008 2:01:44 PM | | LMAO. Yeah, some women really suck at it. No pun intended. | |
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smd83
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Posted: 1/31/2008 2:13:55 PM | Maybe prior to her digging her teeth OUCH into your package you discover if she likes lollypops or icecream with cones.... lol..
I don't know IM just throwing it out there.... just for the sake of not getting you pecker disabled ... BEWARE SHARP TEETH. | |
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Posted: 1/31/2008 2:20:05 PM | | What about the ones that feel the need to chewy on the nuts. I mean if ALL guys drop like flies when getting kicked in the junk why do they think her biting on them is going to feel ANY better?! Easy tiger. | |
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Posted: 2/1/2008 3:28:37 PM | | Didnt know there was such a thing as a bad blow job | |
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Posted: 2/2/2008 3:35:10 AM | Don't really think length of time is the key. In fact too long can be too much. For me, the best technique starts a little slow, it is the prelude, using the tongue. Any woman worth her salt can see when she is getting a response, it gets BIGGER and HARDER, so don't go on forever with preludes. At that point launch right in.
Some women seem to think****is delicate. It's not, it is just sensitive (the little string under the head especially). So be careful with the teeth, grab on with a good grip, and started stroking blood into the head. Suck fairly hard and with conviction too! Use lips, tongue and interior of mouth interchangeably and with some variation. I usually signal when I'm cumming, as I think it's only polite and actually ejaculating into a woman's mouth can be TOO sensitive and is overrated. So nothing wrong with just watching the cum shot if that is your preference.
And if that's still not enough instruction, let me know and I can instruct you in person.  | |
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Posted: 2/2/2008 6:23:52 AM | | I thought guys liked to cum in your mouth. I thought that was a big thing. When I know a guy is getting very close, I usually suck really hard and run my toung under the string and suck it all out and lick off what ever is left. I would think it would be an insult to spit it out or run to the bathroom and brush your teeth. I you like him enough to give a blow job I think you should finish the job and tell him how good he tastes. I do agree with you that the prelude is very important , teasing and taking it slow seems to to me to be the best and produces the best results. I don't understand some guys like the teeth thing I think it would hurt and very carful with the ball , that are too sestive just a little licking is all. I think the teeth thing comes form a girl being to drunk to be paying attention and you have to look into his eyes and show him you like that you are pleasing him. | |
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Posted: 2/2/2008 6:56:10 AM | Oh come on guys.... think! You don't have to TELL us how to do it, just scream out "OH HELL YESSS!" when something feels right and we'll pick up the hint... It's not rocket science, it's just one little...uh... um.... you know...  I think we can handle it... You get excited over something we're doing, we get more excited and try harder to cause the same reaction over and over again. What a rush! | |
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Posted: 2/2/2008 8:03:09 AM | When they try to sharpen your manhood like a pencil...then it's a bad BJ.
Less teeth ladies.... | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 7:43:30 AM | Generally speaking, any women who is open to her partner's feelings and responses, can give a good blowjob because she will adjust her technique as she is working on you. The problem concernind bad blowjobs comes from the conceited women who "know" that they just give the best head in the (city.. state.... country... world... universe). They then go at it badly, but will not listen to constructive criticism. Any person, male or female, can learn to please their partner sexually. All it takes is an open mind. Oh! pardon me, did I say "open mind"? I forgot that this is a foreign concept to some women. Heck! it is foreign to many of us men as well.
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Posted: 2/4/2008 10:19:18 AM | You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 10:19:55 AM | I used to say there is no such thing as a bad blow job. If she starts doing something that you don't like, I think it's up to you to tell her and let her know what you like.
Let's face it.... if she is giving you one in the first place, she is trying to give you pleasure so why not let her know what you like and don't like....
After reading post #2 & 3..... I think I have changed my mind on the no such thing.....
Just have to ask..... WTF were you thinking guys? That just so doesn't sound like a good idea! | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 10:46:32 AM | I would say you had a good point.  | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 11:18:03 AM | | Lorimac, imagine trying to lick the inside of an ice cream cone clean for 15 or 20 minutes, or longer in some guys cases for whatever reason. Now imagine doing this while having your nose rammed into a wet area (don't take this as complaining...that is FURTHEST from my mind right now!) and having to breathe out your ears virtually. The body wasn't mean to breathe out the ears or eyes, even though some claim to be able to do it! My friend's famous pick-up line is that he's got a seven inch tongue and can breathe out his ears. It's a shocking ice breaker and somehow the women seem to forgive him for the lewd comment shortly after. No one said sex was easy. There seems to be a disadvantage to every position. You are either cramped in the legs here or the arms there or the back now. It's the bumps and bruises that come with the territory. Be thankful the penis is pretty immobile and gets harder as the more you work it. Women get wetter and looser as things heat up down below for you. Try pinning down an object the size of a pencil eraser that is hidden behind some skin that has about inch of range in each direction. Now try doing this with your tongue in the dark! LOL Ah, I love the pursuit! =) Get back here little fella. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 12:45:34 PM | so a hood piercing is a good thing...it helps you find it!! Oh i should post that int he other thread(about hood piercings)...thank you so much for that valid point
I agree...btw LOL | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 12:56:30 PM | | Going the opposite direction here, A wonderful lady, to remain annomus, has somehow learned to perform this sexual act with professional success. while we were first dating, we did not want to sleep together just for the sake of having sex, however we were doing lots of other stuff. One evening after a great night being out to dinner and a comedy club we were being intimate in the car. Before we parted I recieved 3 spine tingling Blow Jobs. It was great, It felt wonderful, I have never been with a woman that has ever come close to her level of oral satisfaction. I am smiling now! Ahhh | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 12:59:03 PM | | I'd heard that having a lady suck on one of ones testicles was pleasant. I tried it one time about a year and a half ago. Although she was gentle it really wasn't all that pleasant and I never did it again. After what you said I never will. LOL | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 1:06:12 PM | | I don't know about having her suck on it, but licking it can be. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 1:08:45 PM | | custom...interesting...she was a professional at it you say? I think that job would have the highest rate of job satisfaction...no need for performance reviews....and i hear the pay is really good. Just had to comment. Thank you for sharing your experience with this "lady"....most guys dont admit to having "worked with" professionals | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 1:09:52 PM |
Alot woman complain about oral sex from their partners (men) not being good enough..
But, what about all the ladies who cant suck a good****???
personally, blow jobs dont do much for me. The sensation is good for about 1 minute. after that I just want to bend you over and enter. I know for me in my youth, I probably gave horrible oral. When I think about it, I was nowhere near the clitoris. I was probably licking the belly button. I also remember a lot of carpet. You get better with age at giving oral so if you are still in your teens, you are probably getting and receiving terrible oral. Once you get to 24-26 years, it gets better. You both gotta have been around the block once or twice. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 1:18:58 PM | | heh heh, yeah it was worth trying once but it didn't live up to the hype. There's something about wanting to please someone that you love that makes a lot of things that would otherwise be disgusting, tolerable or even exciting, but this wasn't one of them LOL | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 1:37:53 PM | | lorimac, for me the hood piercing gets in the way. I'm not a fan of them. I dont' need help finding it.....but unlike a penis that you can keep in one spot and maintain easily the clit moves around and ducks in and out on ya! LOL She's an elusive little **stard! | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 2:09:02 PM | | Yes it is. I 've never given head but I'm sure it would be a little good. I mean if a guy doesn't lick **** right i guess he just doesn't lick **** right. Maybe he needs to practice a little. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:05:08 PM | mark-alan writes:
I'd heard that having a lady suck on one of ones testicles was pleasant. I tried it one time about a year and a half ago. Although she was gentle it really wasn't all that pleasant and I never did it again.
I guess it depends on the guy. My ex liked me to 'suckle' his testicles. He always said his 'wing nuts' needed attention too. Of course I was very gentle about it.
As with all sex techniques, it depends on the individual person's preference for what they like and don't like.
That's what makes sex with someone you're close to a whole lot better than sex with a stranger. As time goes on, each of you learns what the other likes or doesn't like.
Of course we all know that if guys were like dogs and could 'suck themselves', they'd never need a woman again. Wonder how well they'd do
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Posted: 2/4/2008 7:36:48 PM | | there was one girl who thought she was a porn star..she would deep throat..which was nice but she would gag...i thought she was going to throw up all over me...she would also spit on my dyck a couple of times...it was wierd...i couldnt imagine spitting on her while i was going down on her...I still dream about the best bj i ever had...i was picking the sheets out of my ass for days... | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 7:51:40 PM | Blowjobs are like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
The only thing I can think of that would make a bad blow job is extremely poor jaw control or a woman who easily vomits. | |
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