| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 6/10/2007 5:41:27 PM | | Had a guy tell me he would like to marry me during a first meeting (not even a date). Scared the hell out of me, but not enough to keep me from going on a first real date with him. It was on that date when he started planning the house we were going to build together. I got the hint. No second date. | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 7/15/2007 4:05:23 PM | It really funny when they all they do is talk about thier ex. I really like the "has-beens" how about you're future goals? That is always popular with former Marines.  | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 7/16/2007 11:09:26 PM | | I had a guy tell me I had small feet and let him see. So I just raised my foot up with my shoe on. I had on slip on shoes and he proceeds to take my shoe off and starts giving me a foot massage in Starbucks! I said, "ummmm, can I have my foot back now" Then he told me he had a foot and hand fetish and that I should photograph my feet and hands for my profile. Afterwards, I get an email from him telling me how great he thinks sex would be between us. Can you say "creepy or psycho" | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 7/18/2007 1:43:54 PM | I went on a pity date, because nobody in our group would go out with her. She had an obnoxious laugh and snorted. she also had a strong southern accent. We were in a restaurant, when somebody slipped and fell. She started laughing and snorting uncontrollably. Finally, when she settled down, she looked at me and asked if I'd like to go halfers on a multiple orgasm. I quickly said, "No thanks!"
With all of the fish in the sea, how do I always end up with the ones that are flopping on the beach?  | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 7/25/2007 6:33:57 PM | Wow, I am feeling so lucky about now!
I did have a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about the financial settlement of his divorce. And the guy who wanted me to help him get a job. And the guy who practically sucked my tonsils out when he walked me to my car, and then NEVER SPOKE OR WROTE TO ME AGAIN!
But these first-date-lines are hilarious! | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 8/5/2007 12:41:16 PM | | I learned that my date had two sons named for him, and as we said good night he took my hand to kiss it good night than he started to ball his eyes out!!!...Needless to say that was our only date. | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 11/5/2007 7:54:37 PM | | When I was in my late 20's I had a guy tell me about what his last girlfriend use to say to him during sex. I was so stunned I didn't even know how to respond to that. I'm sure I could come up with a few responses now. ;) | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 11/24/2007 9:45:32 AM | I have a few extra pounds ( yah about 60 )
Do I look like my photo, NOPE, whos was it
I am lookinfg for a NEW PLACE TO LIVE, (wink )
would you respect me in the morning ?? ( after that comment I don't respect you now )
Did I mention I am only seperated ??
I really have 4 kids  | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 11/26/2007 2:22:55 AM | One time I dated a lady that was a few years old than me who let me know in advance that she found me physically attractive on the first date, and kept hinting at and making reference to that all through the night.
I let her know also that I found her to be attractive, too.
To which she says:
"You know, I'm actually thinking we should just go back to my place. I bet you're a great lover and wonderful at sex. You remind me so much of my son, and unfortunately I've never had sex with my son before. I found out he's into men with a scat fetish anyway, and that's just competition I don't need . He even borrowed my dildo to..."
I interrupted her and told her that I had to go out to my car to get something, and snuck out the door by the bathroom.
I never go back to that restaraunt, just in case.
Next please...
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 11/26/2007 3:07:49 PM | Is there a word limit to these posts??
1. You are going to love me parents. 
2. I bet you get hit on all the time by "brothers"
My knee jerk response....Ive never even BEEN to a Monastery! ( I knew what he meant)
3. Im a bit strapped for cash, can you buy me a drink?..I promise to buy you 2 next time. 
4. What are your views on incest?
Answer...I DONT view it and neither should you!
5. I bet you are thinking that you want to F*** me right now.
Answer..Nope, Im thinking I want to F****** slap you right now. KARNAK. | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 11/27/2007 4:07:28 PM | | Well. perhaps they were newly purchased and needed to know if it was money well spent. Men do that with their cars ya know. | |
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| Bizarre Comments made on a first date
Posted: 2/16/2008 8:50:33 PM | | we had jsut met and sat down and ordered breakfast when the guy asked me if we were going back to my place before or after the movie and I said uh and why would we be going back to my place at all ? HE said - and I kid you not - well you dont think I drove all this way - (it was a 30 minute drive) and not get at least a blowjob out of it. After I picked my jaw up off the floor I very calmly stood up and put a 20 on the table and walked out - he came after me and grabbed me by the arm to pull me back to him - BIG mistake for a man to touch me like that especially with two HUGE friends of mine standing behind him watching it all happen to make sure I was ok - and I shook his arm off of me and I said well hun - that 20 is for partly the breakfast we just ordered, partly for the gas to get your butt back home and if there is any change left over you can maybe go to a street corner and find that BJ you sure arent getting here. He did make the mistake of grabbing me again - but at that point my friends stepped in and when he saw their sizes - both over 6'3 and 200 of pure muscle he quietly got in his car and drove off - jeez | |
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