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Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 376

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 9:08:05 AM
The time it is a comin,,,stalker will be runnin... to the plane,,,,,like ELMER FUDD,,,,,, WHOOPS,,,,,,he dropped his suitcase...... Shouldnt have had that BUD....... On the plane he leaps.....like a stalker with big feet... He settles in his seat,,,,,the stewardess, says please? Sir, are you alright? you look a little pale... He says, Yes I'm OK, can I have a drink, like now? His heart it is a pounding........like the plane, that now is sounding... Like its taking off,,,,,,down the runway.... He is grinning,,,,,,like a looney....... He is lookin a little Tooney...... He is sitting next to a fat lady,,,,,,,who is holdin her purse to her chest... She's lookin at him , like he is nuts.......He is trying to look his best... The plane is in the air, now,,,,he says stewardess,,,may I have a cool wet towel??? He needs it to wipe his brow,,,,,,, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,,,,I am on my way,,,,,,,very soon,,,,you will hear me say.... MY WUVLEY WIDDLE WABBITT,,,,,,U have become my habit...... If all goes well,,,,,you will see,,,,,,the other side,,,,of me....now..... The plane, it is a landing.......and as the people are standing...... He leaps out of his seat.........jumps over the fat lady.......who is screaming..... He runs , and runs,,,,,,to the exit.......his eyes they are a beaming...... off he runs,,,,,,,as fast as he can....... He has a purpose,,,,,,he has a plan...... When what to his wondering eyes , should appear.......????? A WUVLEY WIDDLE WABBITTT,,,,,,who wears, a little tear..... It is WUV at first sight........I am thinkin,,,,,,he might....... Pass out from the fury,,,,,,the love,,,,,,and the scurry. If all goes well,,,,,,,,,,,,,it is easy to tell,,,,,,the WABBIT, THE STALKER,,,,,,,,,,,will be lost in a hurry....... What will , we do,,,,,while they,,,,get busy,,,,,,and SC__W!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......... I see NOONERS<<<<MY they may just last,,,,,,,,,into the evening...... and through to the morn....... I am thinkin,,,,,,,,this would make a good porn!!!! Allright , I will stop now......its getting too,,,,,horny,,,,, Not to mention,,,,,,,,way way too corny........:) (SHaron,,,,where are YOU?????)

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 377

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 9:43:45 AM
Jules I am busting a gut over here........this one's for YOU! Jules my dear dear friend You have made laugh once again Hunter's going to be nervous as a jumping lizard Dang all that BUD, what will it do to his gizzard? Now that fat old lady did she blow a fart Is that why he was so fast to dart? Maybe that's why he asked for the towel Cuz she was tootin like an owl! Now gurleee I know your minds on nooners Wish someone would send you one sooner But don't ya know about first dates? Jules , I am told I must make him wait! Wabbit has to be a good widdle wabbit and hide her little tail Until I get to know him , I have to move around like a little snail.... But once I know for certain that this man is the "real deal" Trust me Jules baby, wabbit going in for a feel! In a few days we'll know if this trip is going to be sooner For now you, Hunter, and I shall have to just dream about "nooners"..... Best Kept is all happy with her job and man She'll keep him happy, I know she can! So keep writing your crazzzzy rhymes, Dang they do it to me every time I laugh so hard I think I'll cry Sometimes your poetry is so beautiful, it makes me let out a sigh I tip my hat to you for joining in our habit Now where's that hunter with my carrot, makes me say "Dangnabittttt!" It's coming girl......trust me I will tell you the tale I just may leave out some small details! Peace Jules........you are the bomb! Widdle Wabbit.........

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 378

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 10:58:49 AM
That old fat lady,,,she did blow a FARRRT!!!! It dang near ,,blew the whole plane apart!!!! Stalker was feeling queesy,,,,,,and sick It wasnt the seat,,,,,,,,,he wanted to pick.. The captain, of the plane,,,,got out his gas mask... The stewardess's all had alot on their task... They gathered the oxygen masks,,,,and then..... That damn,,,,,old fat lady.......FARRTED again!!!!! Stalker,,,,,wanted to jump off the plane..... His heart said,,,,no,,,,,,,,his head,,,,was in pain... MY God,,,,,when they landed......as he leaped,,,into air.... He is thinking ,,,,my god.......this is hardly fair..... As he ran from the plane.........his hair all a mess.... I am telling you folks,,,,,this I must confesss... A strange cloudy,,,fog,,,,surrounded the place.... It smelled,,,,,,like burritos,,,,,,,,a little like mace! The people were crying,,,,,,,as they all ran for cover.... The fat lady........FARTTED,,,and TOOTED some more.... AS she strutted,,,,down off of the plane,,,,through the door!

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 379

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 11:28:03 AM
AS she strutted,,,,down off of the plane,,,,through the door! Wabbit hunter breathed a sigh of relief, for he would see her no more He was now getting ready to board that bus that would take him to his wabbit He couldn't wait to see her, her bunny tail, he just had to grab it A smile on his face as they took him across the border, he knew she was waiting Oh there was such great anticipation But then what did happen , made him gasp and choke Dang that fartting lady had sat down beside him, with her purse she did poke Why was she following him, oh god he needed his wabbit, after a trip like this The lady turned to him with rotted teeth and said with a hiss "Where are you going southern man, can I hitch a ride?" Hunter sucked in his breath, and wanted to hide No ride to give ya lady, I am riding with my baby, and do not drive He's thinking in his head , just when will we arrive? The farting continued right into Canada, no empty seats for poor hunter to find Sometimes life is so unkind, but his dear wabbit he had in his mind Into Canada they did approach, a smile came upon his face Until out of the corner of his eye, he saw the wacky lady pull out some mace!

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 380

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 11:44:45 AM
Until out of the corner of his eye, he saw the wacky lady pull out some mace! He leapt from his seat,,,,,and she got in his face... He said,,,Lady,,,PLWEASE, PLWEASE,,,I am hunting a WABBITT... The fat lady,,,,said,,,,OH WAS IT YOU , that started this habit? He said,,,I am guilty,,,,WHO IN THE HELL are YOU? She said,,,,I'm the FAT LADY, that makes WABBIT STEW! Stalker,,,,,said,,,,PLWEASE , PLWEASE , fat lady leave me alone? I am not cooking my WABBIT,,,she is already done! The fat lady,,,,,snorted,,,giggled and farted.... The bus,,,,ride,,,,,was over,,,,,,,they gladly departed!

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 381

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 11:52:11 AM
................THE END ..........OR IS IT THE BEGINNING?? Jules , thanks for the combining of two fine minds We created a story that hunter might not find kind He'll get a laugh is our hope Know he's coming to see wabbit, no need to mope Fat , farting lady is gone off to do her deed to another Hunter's stepping off that bus now, in search of.........

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 382

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 12:17:48 PM
:) Stalker had better not lose his sense of humor! :) Hunter's stepping off that bus now, in search of his lover... The fat ladies farting,,,,,on the next poor guy there. He is looking around,,,like a fox,,,,hunting....WABBIT... The story,,,,,has begun,,,,,like the start of a movie... The ending,,,,I'm sure , will be very, very groovey... This story, you see, is a big risk taker..... If Stalker,,,,,,he waits......someone else may just take her! So as the way,,,with die hard romantics.... GET ON with the story,,,,,,and all of its antics! So maybe,,,,,,,the rest of us,,,,,will take on a risk..... Its in all our minds.............dont stop now! TSK,TSK! If everyone wants to,,,,and nobody does it...... We would all miss alot........life would be just sh-t! The road less traveled,,,,,,,,the one, not so known... May lead all of us closer,,,,,,,to the life,,,we may own. The life that is happier, brighter,,,,,more clear... Lets hop on the bus.........get rid of the fear... To not risk, for love......is surely not wise.... We have learned,,,and have gotten this,,,,from you Guys!

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 383

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 12:51:17 PM
We have learned,,,and have gotten this,,,,from you Guys! Awwww, your sweet Jules, wabbit sits here and sighs With girls like you and Best Kept , the time surely flies Yes, there are many who are afraid to take a chance, they toss it around in their minds like an endless dance, while they sit there doing this, I am out in search of romance I've always been one who does things, that most will ask me why I simply reply to them, it's always been a dream to fly And if I want to get to this man, it means in air I shall go up high You have to take the risks if you want to find something rare A love one can hope, that no other shall compare I say give it to me, I take the dare Never dare a "Sag", she'll take it every time and run Her heart, mind , and soul shall always lead her to the fun Yeah, this is an adventure for Hunter and I, it's only just begun.......................

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 384

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 3:41:11 PM
W onderfully sweet A nd promises carrot treats B aseball fills your summer with fun B ats and balls keep you on the run I admire you for being a family man T aking the time to teach the kids what you can H appiness for me is to see you smile U nique with your stories, I could listen for a long while N ever do I tire of hearing your voice T o have you here would be my choice E very ngiht we meet for chat and fun R emember dear hunter, it's just begun C an't get enough of you A ching for this all to come true T en more days and it shall all be real? C an you sense the excitement I feel? H appy for the first time in my life, can you hear my wabbit squeal? M aking plans in my mind for your stay E ntering my home, come on hunter let's play I guana's and lizards will be our first stop F eelings with wabbit are starting to hop U make me happy wabbit hunter, my ears are going flip flop C reating magic pizza on the first night A anxiously hoping it turns out right N estled in at night, and then........we turn out the light....

Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 385
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When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 4:59:51 PM
Jules= Wabbit= You two did a wonderful thing! I my ss off!!!!!! Hunter, maybe a more pleasant plane trip? Trippin'* The Hunter gets to the airport with plenty of time Standing and waiting? There is no line! They make exceptions for no one, I hear But they did for Hunter, they gave him a beer! Forget the security, with shoes off and friskin' They new this man was an a mission! There was a light about him, a real special glow He looked like a man lookin' for Wabbit, don'tcha know! Aboard on the plane he looked for his seat The attendant said, "sir, this way to first class, if you please"... A glowing, smiling Hunter sat back in his chair Sipping champagne and dreaming of his Hare....:) It seemed like no time, when they had landed...time really flew And, he was the first one let off because everyone knew But...they couldn't know how much, they hadn't a clue How much was cravin' for Wabbit, minus the stew... In the airport,heart in his chest, he searches around And there... was the Girl, he finally found.... and...fades to black...

Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 386

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 5:14:07 PM
I need to catch some squirrels and turn them loose. Way too many nuts in here. Wabbit, ya done good with your erotic poem. Since ya'll been such silly girls, I'll add a new one, Charge the batteries and enjoy. It's a warm spring day My lover at my side Enjoying the scenery The beauty right outside Traveling down a country road The smell of rain in the air The sun breaks through the clouds Rays of sunshine, here and there The radio plays softly Suddenly we hear a loud pop I coast over to the shoulder The car comes to a stop I get out and pop the hood To see what is wrong I see a belt has broken Maybe someone will come along I stand outside the car Trying to make a call No signal on my cell The rain begins to fall She climbs out to see If there is anything to do The rain begins to come harder Soaking us straight through I gaze at her in wonder As we stand out in the rain Our clothes and hair becomes soaked We stand there, are we insane Her hair clings to her face Blouse soaked to her body I see her smile at me My thoughts get rather naughty My shirt is also soaked I pull it over my head What can we do now With a car that is dead Her blouse is white and soaked Her breast are quite clear I pull her close to me In the middle of nowhere I look around, and see no one Just pastures and farm land She looks so sexy wet I can't control me hand I kiss her with passion As my hands undo her shirt I remove it slowly Then start on her skirt She looks around and wonders Will anyone come along There on that lonely road Will they stop and ask "What's wrong?" She decides, she doesn't care As she slides onto the hood She has always dreamed of this The rain feeling so good On the hood and in the rain She stares hungrily at her man He slowly removes his pants Naked in the mud he does stand She reaches out to him His body pressed to hers They soon become a tangle Caution and senses blurs There are in a world alone Lovers in the spring rain The lust that explodes from them Pushes out all worry and shame He stands there before her His manhood more than ready He lays her back on the hood His legs not quite steady They kiss with want and lust He slides between her thighs He slowly enters her As she lets out a soft sigh The rain is falling harder On the lovers on the car Nothing will stop them now They have gone to far The pushes and he thrust She moans and she screams This is one of those moments That have lived in her dreams He is moving faster His legs begin to shake He's giving all he has This she gladly takes Their passion at a climax Together they moan and gasp Their juices intermingled On the hood they both collapse They lay there in the rain and giggle As they realize what they have done They don't care if someone saw That was just too much fun They just get dressed as a farmer came along He must have thought them insane There along the road side they smile These two lovers standing in the rain Now where is my Wabbit? I miss her.

Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 387
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When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 5:23:29 PM
T is shopping for pretty's, I'll bet Hunter's thinking he should too, I guess...lol They're probably thinking of "special grooming" With the possibility of nooners looming... A million thoughts must be going through there heads! (right Jules?) But no worries....they have nothing to dread! They're taking a chance...so few do... Just going ahead.......out of the blue! To the tune of happy birthday): The Hunter and Wabbit thread.... The Hunter and Wabbit thread... The Huuunter annnd Wabbittt...thrrrreaaadddddddd {i]The Hunter and Wabbit....threaddddddddd.

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 388

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 5:27:45 PM
BKS, you decided,,,,to show,,,,,,where have you been,,,,you hoho?? Stalker is probably,,,,,,having,,,,a fit.....the story was good,,,it did flow.... Now , he is talking about letting loose squuireelllllls,,,,,, I hope he can laugh at himself.............and the gurls..... If the humor is gone.........it wont be long................... Before he is acting,,,,,like ole KING KONG>............

Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 389
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When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 5:29:54 PM
, Hunter...now that's a good one!!!!!!! Jules...you are in rare form! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 390

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 5:40:00 PM
BKS, I am in rare form,,,,,,,,its cold down, here,,, I am having winter bllues.....but have no fear....... Whenever I'm down,,,,,,,,I just get on the net..... These friends of mine,,,,,,,cheer me up,,,,u can bet! Humor , is freindly,,,it makes me smile big....... The friends, i have here,,,,,,,i truly do dig..... So let me just say.........I am silly its,,,true..... It is way way better.......than feeling all blue.......

Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 391

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 5:43:06 PM
So pleased to know Everyone like my write It comes so easily With Wabbit in my sight I can write these words As they come to me I close my eyes and picture How, I want it to be Just me and My Wabbit Living out our dreams Doing things Wabbits do Umm... do wabbits scream?

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 392

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 5:56:47 PM
Umm...do wabbits scream? while their virtue, you redeem... To me it would possibly be true.... But here to tell ya,,,I havn't a clue.. I guess, thats a fact you can put in the book, After you and Wabbit,,,,,have that first look. For now,,,,we shall wonder,,,,about screaming Wabbitts? I am telling you now.........Wabbitts,,,,have some strange habits...

Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 393

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 6:14:27 PM
I am telling you now.........Wabbitts,,,,have some strange habits... Wabbit can do what she wants, just don't hurt me when she grabs it Just remember Wabbit, I'm frail and I'm old Please be gentle, I hope your hands aren't cold Take me in your arms, do with me as you please Tie me to the bed post, as you slowly tease I am yours to have, the pleasure will be mine Just know when you're done, it will next be my time.

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 394

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 6:24:59 PM
Wabbits here with a little blush Hunter that poem sure gave me a rush Your words how they excite, the thoughts how devine Why aren't you here so I can make you mine? The rain is my fantasy, the hood is my prop Please promise your poems shall never stop You ask a question , if wabbits do scream Time will give you your answer, for now you just dream Wabbits and their habits are left for you to find I promise dear hunter, I shall always be kind But remember that I am one who surprises Like staring at things that rises So I'll warm my hands , prepare for the touch Just know I am longing for this very much

Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 395

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 6:34:44 PM
Just know I am longing for this very much Yes, to have my arms around you, secure in my clutch I am also full on surprizes, keep you on your toes When my imagination takes over, even I don't know Are you prepared, this I truely wonder You might sit at your desk, and find me hiding under I might drive down a lonely road, maybe a parking lot Never knowing what I'l do, when my blood is running hot

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 396

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 6:35:06 PM
:) Yikes,,,,,are the animals,,,frisky tonite!!:) Just know I am longing for this very much. It is more than a thing....it is more than a touch. I am thinking that once,,,,I have it the first time. You will assuradly be happy,,,,,,most definatly mine! So until then,,,,,I am reading about love.... Until then,,,,,,,,,my hand fits,,,like a glove! We will think about all of the things,,,we may do.... I am telling you all,,,,,,maybe lots of things new...

Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 397
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When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 7:10:26 PM
Wabbit Hunting: Secrets of a Master Cottontail Hunter : Find a site, one just right to attract some Wabbit tail... Go through a few...like, a thousand and then,,, go back through and view them again though he'll stop at one or two none of them is right none of them will do this hunter's on a mission one wabbit under the sun He hunt's without bullets not even a gun looking for the very right one! Ahhh! He spys, from the corner of his eye the prize, the delight...why, he almost crys! First just nice writing in little fun notes then more alluring...the Hunter then dotes! The Wabbit...she knows not what hit her her little heart pounds, it's such a flitter! Now he stalks nearer and nearer... and she let's him....he's one great Hunter!

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 398

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 7:14:38 PM
Hey Welcome Best Kept.....we've been waiting for you, yes it is true, Jules and I had an afternoon of some farting, beer, and a little nooner thing going on to! I am telling you all,,,,,,maybe lots of things new... Heck I could walk towards him and break a shoe! One never knows how this truly will unfold All I know is when he gets here, it's going to be cold So I'll take him in the greenhouses , that my town is famous for Show him the snakes, gators, and let him explore It's warm in there , and we'll have some fun Feed the goats, see the lions, watch out for chickens, time to run! From there I don't know what's next All I know is we will no longer be living in a world of text Together our eyes shall meet, hands will hold Wonder who will be the first one to be bold? However it goes, I know we will have smiles Geez girls its been quite awhile!!!

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 399

When the words just come........ Posted: 1/30/2007 7:20:07 PM
And she let's him....he's one great Hunter! Then the WaBBITT,,,,,begins to mutter.... words of lust,,,,,unabided,,,,,love.... words sent to her from above.. Stalker,,,is thinking , its all gonna happen. But the WABBITT says STOP,,,her ears start flappin... She has remembered the rule....the one ,,,someone told her... Not on the first date............even, though her whiskers they purr...