| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/10/2007 10:11:39 AM | | If the guy in the stall next to me pulled it out and it fell into the bottom of the urinal with an audible splash, I might be tempted to look out of curiosity, but more likely, I'd tuck away in fear and look for another place to pee. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/10/2007 10:21:12 AM |
Do you go into the stall with another woman and carry on a conversation
while she pees?
umm, yeah, alot of us do.
If I go into the bathroom with friends, we'll go into the stall and keep talking while peeing.
Its different for us, because theres a wall in between and we're not talking face to face... as for "peeking", I'd have to say I do my best to refrain from sticking my head under the door of the stall. Thats kind of frowned upon.
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Posted: 1/10/2007 12:43:46 PM | Dear JJ,
There is a rule, but if I told you (you're a girl), I'd lose my gender ticket.
Sorry!
Two guys were standing at the foot of the Golden Gate Bridge (near San Francisco). They took bets on who had the longer pecker. To compare, they walked out on the bridge (VERY high above the water)
The first guy "unleashed it" and commented "The water is cold!"
The second one let it "dangle" and replied, "YEAH, . . . and it's DEEP, too!"
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Posted: 1/10/2007 12:50:15 PM |
Ok.....So your a man and you go to a urinal to pee. Do you ever cast your eyes over to the next blokes 'pee pee' to check it out?
For example if you perceive a guy to be a 'hunk' to women, and he drops his dacks to pee pee, would you be tempted to 'perve'. I have been told it is an unwritten rule between men, never to check out the guy's credentials who is standing next to you. Somehow I have the notion that some guys DO check out the guy next to them at the urinal. Have YOU ever cast your eyes to the left or right to see if YOU measure up?
F*CK NO!
F*CK NO!
No, I haven't been told that.
Last question, F*CK NO! No reason to what so ever. He screwing who I'm screwing? Doubt it. If he is bigger will I feel better? No. If he is smaller will I feel good? No, unless the rest the world knows and gives me money as a prize. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 7:19:02 PM | lol cant get enough of this thread.............ok guys i can understand the not looking but the not talking this has me baffled.........what is wrong with talking while you pee...does it throw off your aim..do you have to concentrate that hard on peeing you cant carry on a conversation....does your pee automatically spray in the direction of your voice......i have this over whelming urge to hide in the guys can and check this out for myself... | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 7:29:01 PM | What a load of bollocks.
No rules. I take whatever urinal is closest to me when I enter, but only if there is not an open toilette. I've always found urinals and water fountains too similar in appearance, so I will use a toilette as first option.
As for "looking", well, it's not my first impulse, but I have indeed taken a gander at a few gila monsters on occasion. Whether or not it was done diliberately makes no matter.
Conversation??? Why not??? It's sort of like being in a elevator. No one talks because they feels awkward.
Sorry, but I refuse to give in to awkwardness that has no logical reason for being. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 7:40:04 PM | | Wait a minute. As a man, I'm not really interested in the equipment that I already own. I have a mirror and I'm not so overweight that I would need one anyway. What fascinates me is the complimentary design of a woman. Do you gals obsess about comparing your equipment? No? Same for us. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 7:51:18 PM | "Do you gals obsess about comparing your equipment? No? Same for us."
Well, actually, the other day I was hanging out at a bar with my ex and 3 of her friends, and one has tattoos on the upper parts of both her breasts, one commented on how pretty they were, and BOOM it turned into this awesome breast comparathon! I saw bras, a pierced nipple, lots of cleavage.
Some of it was 'Yeah, mine are starting to sag.' type stuff, but I was just egging 'em on. 'Naw, they look great, seriously.' I mean, here I am with an open invite to gawk, complimenting ladies on their boobs, and nary a slap came my way.
Fantastic.
Maybe not so exciting for everyone, but I really enjoy boobs!
Anyway, sorry to take up the penis thread with boobs. Even the word boobs looks like boobs. Awesome.
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Posted: 1/10/2007 7:56:30 PM | ^^^
Ah, yes. But men have boobs. Some of us have *big* boobs. Yuck. I'm a perfect AA cup. Was a AAA, but age is adding weight in the oddest places. :)
So the obsession line was more about what's in the pants. Now if your at a party where the gals all compare that anatomy...dream on! | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 9:47:11 PM | --=== THE ART OF PROPER URINAL PLACEMENT ==-
For the purpose of this lesson we will show the general 6 stall urinal setup, which is commonly installed in restaurants, bars, and any general place of urination...
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] This is the general urinal Setup.. This is how you correctly operate a urinal. If you are the first person to the urinal you take the furthest urinal from the door like so [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [x], the second will occupy like so, [x] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [x] " note the second takes the urinal furthest from the other male. Next you take a middle position, if you are aquianted with either member take the urinal closest to the middle yet distance yourself from them as much as possible... [x] [ ] [x] [ ] [ ] [x], Being the forth at at a urinal setup like this is tricky... most.. this is the position you would take
[x] [o] [x] [ ] [ ] [x]... Why you might ask! its to avoid coupling... no one wants coupling... | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 10:01:35 PM | "So the obsession line was more about what's in the pants. Now if your at a party where the gals all compare that anatomy...dream on!"
Agreed, sir.
Now I'm going to take your advice, go to sleep and try to dream about said party.
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/10/2007 10:03:33 PM | | No no No why would you sneak a peak. and as far as conversation goes, the last place i want to strike up a conversation with a guy is while taking a leak, do it, shake, wash your hand and move on. | |
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Posted: 1/10/2007 10:18:54 PM | I know I've already posted in this thread enough times to choke a yak, but I see a common theme.
'Ugh! Why would I look at some dudes junk!'
Why such revulsion with the c*ck
I mean, I don't go out of my way to stare at some dudes flesh balloon, but I'm not disgusted by the thought of seeing a d!ck I've got one, I look at it all the time. So seeing someone elses isn't a big deal.
Hell, the other day I was bored, so I took a picture of my balls with my phone and sent it to my brother with the tag line 'Explain this.' 'Cause I know his girly goes through his phone pics. Which she did, so the joke went over exceptionally.
He's still got a picture of my balls on his phone.
I also know a group of hockey players, whose favorite locker-room game is Tea bagging. For those who don't know: Grab your nuts, squeeze 'em til they're a ball, and donk it on someones unexpecting head while they're sitting.
Did anyone see the movie 'Waiting'? The d!ck game? That's a real game. Prior friends used to play it all the time at the Red Robin they worked in. A different variation though. They played in front of customers. You'd have to flash the junk with customers around, if they didn't notice and the other employee did, it was kick to the nuts time.
I mean, it's just good ol' penis humor.
I understand a lot of posts were saying 'No f*ckin' way I'd scope some dudes shween on purpose.' But some seemed utterly revolted at the thought.. Just thought I'd throw my two nuts err..cents on the table.
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Posted: 1/11/2007 2:42:40 AM | On Myspace, I have more than one photo including my dangle wangle...I also have more than one comment, all from male friends, exclaiming that they have seen my 'junk' way too many times.
Why is this? How could other men have seen my trouser trout?
To be really blunt, being able to undress and be near a male, while naked, is a sign that you are cool with...being naked? With being yourself, as the creator has designed you.
To be even cooler, you can even slap your sausage onto their keyboard while they are typing, depending on how well you know this person.
Even moreso, my cousin used to go into his longtime pals bedroom, while the pal was gone for a good amount of time, and ejaculate onto his desk!!!
What about grabbing eachothers trunks in the swimming pool, and trying to pull them down, or up the asscrack?
How about putting your hram between your legs, and prancing about like a lady?
My dad has been known to flash me with his robe whilst giggling, when he is feeling extra chipper in the morning.
Maybe we would have shlong-stretching contests, sometimes with the aid of a string.
These antics, were, and though they don't happen as often nowdays, the funniest, most jovial, most brotherly acts I've been part of.
Does any of this sound 'wrong' to you? Be assured, their is no abuse, no sexual manipulation, none of that mumbldy-jumbldy that is so easy to attach to anything to do with the body. It's just love. Pure, simple, animal love. Not sex, but love.
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Posted: 1/11/2007 5:54:42 AM | dp13.....Well done! I can just visualise your little scenerio, and now have a better understanding.
Now IF I was a guy, I would use a cubicle, and if a cubicle wasn't available, I would use a tree.
In answer to perving under a cubicle NO women don't do that to each other, it's just not womanly!  | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 3:58:32 PM | I recall going to a bathroom at the mall earlier today and making sure that i was applying the rule properly.
[x] Last Urinal - Check
[x] Nobody Around - Check
[x] Look straight at the wall - Check
[x] No conversation - Check
And then I started laughing my ass off cause I remembered this thread :P | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 8:45:48 PM | I don't think the space rule is as strong as it used to be. I don't break it on purpose but if I gotta go I'm not waiting infront of an open stall. Most common place I go to with stalls is a bus station, so maybe the time factor is why I'm not the only one. I say if the rest are being followed well then why not.
Ag - I think the atmosphere of a concert leads to higher odds of the rules being broken. | |
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Posted: 1/11/2007 9:10:26 PM | | no YOU MUST! fill an open urinal spot when called for, you just cannot talk, or glance, if you go for a open toilet its acceptable and warrented but if they are full. you MUST not stand and wait you look creepy and cause others to have urination issues.. we can sense you watching! | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 12:09:33 PM | | I admit I haven't read all the posts here -- I will -- but has anyone mentioned the circle jerk? Anyone admitted to participating in one or is it a suburban myth? | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 2:26:30 PM | this over whelming urge to hide in the guys can and check this out for myself
You won't last long. Guy's bathrooms are much dirtier than womens.
I try to avoid talking with people when I'm not pissing, so it shouldn't be a surprise when I might not start up a conversation with a stranger while peeing.
I've talked with my friends while peeing before. I had something to say though.
Never done a circle jerk. If I did, I would probably lie and say I didn't however.
I don't think it's a urban myth, but still not sure what the point would be unless a secretly gay guy wants to see his buds wank to get off maybe. | |
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Posted: 1/12/2007 2:29:19 PM | A circle jerk falls into the gay category.
So does the soggy biscuit.
It's about as much as a myth as the high school girls sleepovers/sorority house parties turning into lesbian orgies. And I don't know if that's a myth or not, but I'd rather not ruin the illusion with the truth. (Much like the Plenty of Fish picture at the top of the screen. I'm not sure what's going on there, but it's a convincing reason to stay on this site.) | |
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