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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/12/2007 10:19:28 PM | When entering the restroom you look for the urinal that is the furthest away from the other guy until there are no other spare stalls or urinals. A confident dude would never look at another guys package. It is forbidden. It is called RESPECT. It is a good way to get your ass beat down too. Guys don't take kindly to that type of treatment.
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/12/2007 10:25:21 PM | "When entering the restroom you look for the urinal that is the furthest away from the other guy until there are no other spare stalls or urinals. A confident dude would never look at another guys package. It is forbidden. It is called RESPECT. It is a good way to get your ass beat down too. Guys don't take kindly to that type of treatment.
D Rock"
Yeah, I'm SOO confident that my d!ck is bigger than yours that I'm going to stand WAAAYY over here, where you can never see it. Man, I'd like to windmill my pecker around in front of all you 'confident' men, just to see the look of sheer terror in your eyes right before you pummel me to death out of 'confidence'. I think Eazy-E said it best WAAY back when 'Dooooon't be afraid it's only a d!ck!' Then he got aids and died. So maybe I'm wrong.
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/12/2007 10:48:47 PM | first of all, the rule is there to protect our self esteme. it is followed to the best of our ability and at sporting events/bars, there are times the sink is a valid option based on the need.
OH MOST IMPORTANTLY, mr_ultimo, look, if you've been in the snake pit, (BTW its changed a lot since they took out the N. tower terrace and infield bleechers from #3 to opposite Stand H, and built the new pagoda, but it still gets a bit wild), but as I was saying, if you've been in the "snake pit" loose the suit, and the act, It just dosn't fit you. oh and just so you know I've been there every year since 91, and my family has been going for about 30 years. it's a right of passage for my family. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/12/2007 11:18:01 PM | | You are 46 years old and you can come to type the word "Penis" or even****or****or something other than pee pee or fireman? Yikes. I've never checked another guys penis out in the washroom because I have no interest in how well/poorly they are endowed. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/12/2007 11:26:37 PM | | it is in unwritten law that you don't look - PERIOD. Any guy who does look, except by accident, is not necessarily homosexual but is definitely not 100% straight. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2007 3:33:11 AM | Msg 110.....Does **** mean anything to you? I could have typed 'trouser snake', 'long necked lizard' etc etc, but I'm a lady! (Cough cough).
Just as a point of interest, women DO converse whilst sitting on the bog!   | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/13/2007 5:06:26 AM | oh the drama of urinating in public.
hee this sh*t is hilarious!
or maybe this piss is hilarious... ahh either way.
I found the diagrams particularly helpful, all in the name of public edumacation!
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/13/2007 11:08:39 AM | | you cant move your head either way so you can only catch glimses of dudes right next to you from the corner of your eye. You also can sneak a good shot when your turning around to leave. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/13/2007 3:09:23 PM | To give the OP the short answer of this post.
It boils down to 3 things.
#1-Most men have no desire to check out other mens peckers in a restroom.
#2-Very few men do have the desire to check out other mens peckers in the restroom.
#3-The S.O.B. is queer and hoping to eye spy his next meal.
It's that simple. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/14/2007 12:38:07 AM | 
I love the forums . . . It's soooooooooooooooooo much better than going to Hollywood's Comedy Clubs!!!
LMAO . . . this is soooo great . . . gotta go back to page 2 where I left off | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 8:43:19 AM | Men and women are sooo different in the way they think about things.
I mean think about it women think its hot to kiss each other and what ever else to each other.
Lots of women think women are hotter than men are.
I go into a restroom and there is no way no how I'm gonna be next to another guy much less try to check him out to see how big he is compared to me. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 9:12:43 AM | I can't remember if I answered this yet or not...
No, I never look. If he is smaller than me, it will not boost my ego, because I already know I'm in the top half. If he is one of those who is bigger than me, I don't see how knowing this benefits me in any way.
And as stated, flaccid size has nothing to do with when you are ready for action...
And it IS an unwritten rule that you don't take the urinal next to someone unless there are no others left. I have never, ever seen a guy break that rule.
I will occasionally converse with guys while we are at the urinal, if I am drunk. But no looking. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 1/14/2007 10:33:03 AM | | It is my understanding that a man should never be in that position because the rule is, if there is not at least a 1 urinal buffer zone between you and the other man, you use a stall. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 3:39:29 PM | Wouldn't the foreshortened view of you looking down at your tackle give an unfair advantage to anyone's bits seen from the side?
I mean, come on, of course yours will look like a tugboat and his like a luxury yacht unless you put them side by side and use the ruler.
And hey, what about girth? Girth counts. Some of us think it counts (almost) more than length. Girth is good. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2007 4:06:20 PM | | LOL, as long as I don't look, I KNOW I'm bigger than he is! OK, seriously.......NO, I have never looked........I'm too busy peeing! | |
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Posted: 2/27/2007 3:49:50 AM | | thats not true... when i'm standing there holding my little weinner(check spelling) with my two fingers..lol.. i sometimes have a boo at the competition. why not. sometimes we even have conversations. its all in how comfortable you are with yourself.. my brother and i used to have sword fights while peeing in the same toilet.. back then we didn't have super soakers.. like the kids now a day.. hardly swords.. more like.. well you get the pic.. guys aren't up tight about that kinda thing. mind you. i went with some buddies to reck beach. we stripped down and started to prance our merry way across the sand. until we saw some of the competition there.. there should be laws in this country about weilding those things around in a public place. i was back in my "SPEEDO" lickity split.. i don't go there anymore. i feel for the guy that ends up with a girl that has been with one of these guys. he's gonna need those little floaty arm things the kids in the wading pool wear.. lol.. i know.. not a pretty pic.. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 2/27/2007 4:56:42 AM | | Search for "Male Restroom Etiquette" on Youtube. It's a 9 minute psuedo-documentary that will answer all your questions about the public restroom rules that involve men. It involves some disgusting humor, but is worth a watch. Most of it is also true, lol. | |
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