| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 2/27/2007 10:47:58 AM | Everyone please view the following video for a refreser course on Male Restroom Etiquette.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 2/28/2007 4:57:06 AM | it looks like juilet has her answer, but ill throw mine in too.
no we dont look at each other in the urinal.
if my best friend was standing next to me at the urinals, i stare at the wall in front of me if we talk.
there are several 'tests' you can take online for proper urinal use.
i would love to watch a woman take one of those tests. i know they would fail. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 2/28/2007 9:09:05 AM | I'm not sure where that notion came from, but I'm happy to be looking straight forward or down while in the loo.
As for an unwritten law, strictly between men, I do believe it's understood it's our god given right to glance at a woman's bottom in a crafty manner. Correct me if I'm wrong gentlemen! | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 11:16:18 AM | I think you're noticing a trend here...
the order is such:
1)take the urinal FARTHEST from the one occupied
2)if thats NOT an option, and you need to pee next to someone, your eyespace is limited to the tile (or advertisment) DIRECTLY in front of you. EVEN if the advertisement in front of buddy looks cooler (ie: half naked Budweiser girls)... you refrain from looking and merely hope that his urinal is free next time you go pee.
3)wash your hands
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 11:58:28 AM | | To the OP, there's never a good time to check out another man's junk. As far as competition goes, frankly I don't care, and I don't know who does. We'd just rather not know. A really good question is: Why (given this rule of no junk checking) do some men insist on parading around the locker room in the nude with the entire butcher shop on display, carrying their towel at their side when it could be wrapped around their waist thus protecting the exhibit until it's brought out for cleaning? I understand comprimises while in the shower, but come on, give a guy a break. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 12:33:05 PM | In the man code you can't be a pecker checker. For a few good reasons.. If you checked even if it was for innocent reasons like to measure up against, your man alarm would go off inside and say.. GAY! Also what if you got caught.. GAY.
Plus proper bathroom educate says you head for the empty urinal and try to keep a urinal space between your self and another or use a stall.. Eyes forward looking at the wall, or down at your own junk..never left or right and no talking unless its about the hot girls in the club
Also when using the urinal you are to stand inward close enough to cover but not close enough to get splashed.. we don’t pee like little boys bending our backs out, peeing up ward.
sorry these are the rules. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 1:41:57 PM |
Why (given this rule of no junk checking) do some men insist on parading around the locker room in the nude with the entire butcher shop on display, carrying their towel at their side when it could be wrapped around their waist thus protecting the exhibit until it's brought out for cleaning?
I may stand corrected, but I think that this may fall under paragraph 6, section 7 of the rulebook.
For those of you without the book in front of you, that's commonly referred to as the "No Tent " rule. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 7:25:51 PM | Ever notice these are the guys that are the most out of shape, hairy, rude people.. I seen one guy at the gym set on the chair with his boys all over it reading the paper.. GROSS. I never sat in that chair again.. And I put him under homo suspicion! Their also the guys that set in the steam room butt a$$ naked.. Gross. Someone hand me the Lysol!
A friend of mine walked in to the locker room and a guy was on the floor doing crunches necked as a jay bird! ..barf!
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 7:43:29 PM | No interest whatsoever in checking out the guy next to me. I don't care if he's bigger or smaller or whatever it is
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
There is a narrow 15 degrees arc from straight ahead that my eyes are allowed to go at the urinal. I do not deviate from this EVER.
And lets suppose I did want to check him out... it would be pointless because he's de-flated and any glimpse of size would be meaningless | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 10:32:52 PM | | it's just common sense, if a guy looks down he can see his own and we have such big egos we don't have time to look at other****, we to busy looking at our own. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/21/2007 11:33:33 PM | I always took this to be a female fantasy type of deal. I dont know any guys who "Peek over"
Its sort of similar to a male fantasy of wondering why women go in groups to the bathroom. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2007 7:57:25 AM | this is simply because you repress your homosexal tendencies
Guys dont look at other guys because its personal business I dont want someone looking at me when I piss if a guy ever did that I would ask him if he was a fag and would like my foot up side his head. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/22/2007 10:36:57 AM | | i think urinals are a dumb idea, the private parts are errm private, try putting women together in a room where they squat over a hole in the floor or something and urinate into it, will they do that? doubtfull | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/22/2007 11:08:51 AM | Personally, I like to leave the bathroom in the same condition I went in. I wouldn't want someone scamming on me when my hands are busy taking aim, and I don't need to provoke anyone.
I don't think that women rip each other off in the bathroom, but a man looking at my body when my pants are open is behaving in a threatening manner. I have no idea if he's just being a perve or looking to rob me, and I don't want to find out. I want him to back the hell off.
So no, I don't look at anything but another man's face in the bathroom, and I only speak to a man when we're both at the sink and our clothes are all done up and in order. It's just a matter of simple respect.
All the best,
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/22/2007 2:34:03 PM | So I really gotta go....And i sprint up the stairs make it the bathroom in the office
, whip it out and let the goodtimes roll. Gasping with relief, I say out loud to no one in particular, "Whew I just made it!"
And the guy at the next pisser to me takes a gander over the partition and says "Could you make me one too?"
Duh Dum Dum.....
I'll be here all week folks. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/22/2007 2:54:40 PM | the first commandment in the holy book of men:
though shalt not peek at another guy's pecker at the urinals...unless it's like at a gay club, then all bets are off. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/22/2007 7:12:00 PM | I did check out the you tube video as suggested...however ladies I suspect we are being mislead. After watching that video...check this one out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7GQM2BbjYg
Which one is true? | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/22/2007 7:45:18 PM | >>>Everyone please view the following video for a refreser course on Male Restroom Etiquette.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
OMG that was good LOL
Kevin | |
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