| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/23/2007 1:47:19 AM |
Ok.....So your a man and you go to a urinal to pee. Do you ever cast your eyes over to the next blokes 'pee pee' to check it out?
For example if you perceive a guy to be a 'hunk' to women, and he drops his dacks to pee pee, would you be tempted to 'perve'.
I can't risk it.. i am to busy keeping myself from getting caught in the urinal strainer.
In all honesty.. most guys would rather wait then use a urininal that is right beside an already occupied urinal.
Except at sporting arenas where they use a trough.. then it's a free for all.. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/23/2007 3:10:19 AM | Using a urinal should be approached with much the same attitude as playing golf.
Keep your eyes forward, concentrate on your grip, and try not to veer off to the sides. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 3/23/2007 3:46:40 AM | I would love to be a fly on the wall in a guy's sauna!
If I were a guy, I would walk into the urinal with a "how's it hangin mate", whack 'it' out and make patterns on the wall in front of me. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/1/2007 10:43:47 PM | LMAO! Is this a serious thread? ^^^ I agree... stare away if you want a black eye! Guy's DON'T look or care to......... We just want to pee and get outta there! | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/1/2007 11:14:06 PM | msg 1.
Truthfully, thats like asking if you ladies while powdering your noses to pull out a ruler, a reverse caliper, and tongs to measure the depth of your vagina, its relitive diameter, outer labium majora plasticity and expansiveness, clitoral rigidity warmth and detachment from its clitoral sheath, to determine who's been licked/sticked/rubbed or all, last. And whos sheer expansiveness of reproductive equipment and relitive rashes might indicate "whos the better lesbian or hoe?" just to see if you can measure up for the sheer stupidity of it. ;)
But mostly I find myself feeling a uncomfortable bling on my gaydar detector when a man feels the need to check out my package. ;)
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/1/2007 11:47:18 PM | I often don't worry about people looking.
In fact, I usually run into the washroom and say 'dudes check this out!'...
...and wave it around in the air like a liquorice stick.
And I can't believe I'm hitting 'post' on this one!
Am I drunk? | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 1:09:40 AM | Eyes forward and no talking. No exceptions!
Having used communal showers a lot in H.S. and in college, I don't really care if I wind up catching a glimpse of another guy's junk, but even if I cared enough about their size, trying to figure out how big they really were while judging their flacid penis wouldn't work out. 'n lets face it, I don't wanna see another guy with a stiffy while I'm in the locker room, or anywhere else... | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 1:56:18 AM |
Truthfully, thats like asking if you ladies while powdering your noses to pull out a ruler, a reverse caliper, and tongs to measure the depth of your vagina, its relitive diameter, outer labium majora plasticity and expansiveness, clitoral rigidity warmth and detachment from its clitoral sheath, to determine who's been licked/sticked/rubbed or all, last. And whos sheer expansiveness of reproductive equipment and relitive rashes might indicate "whos the better lesbian or hoe?" just to see if you can measure up for the sheer stupidity of it. ;)
Lol, I think it's more like women checking out other women's breasts, which I do, every chance I get  | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 2:15:29 AM | Y'know... I've actually taken a peek before and there's nothing to see... unless the thing is abnormaly huge it just isn't that visible past shoulders and arms and what not...
That being said... at least in the U.S. the average man is sooooo ragingly homophobic that it's dangerous to step out of line with bathroom behavior in any way at all...
I once got pushed into a fight by an old cowboy because he didn't like that I used a stall instead of a urinal... | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 7:25:08 AM | Hmmm... no "laws" that I've ever heard of, but there IS a truly hilarious collection of groundless paranoias and secret, homophobic fantasies!
*** What if I look over, and his is BIGGER..!! Oh my GAWD!
*** What if he catches me looking, and thinks I'm GAY..!!
*** What if he catches me looking, and HE is GAY..!!
Merely THINKING about any one of these scenarios for more than, say... 3 SECONDS... is enough to pop any "Macho Man's" bubble, causing him to momentarily lose his grip on the Macho-Fantasy-Bullsh!t world, ultimately leading to a TOTAL psychological melt-down. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 7:33:54 AM | no no
there is no looking over the fence on that one.....
its why some men build tall buildings or drive really fast cars .....
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 7:45:46 AM | Disclosing such rules from the "Book of Guys" mandates Capital punishment.
I'd offer a last cigarette, but I've heard they are bad for your health. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 4:54:18 PM | I usually aim right between the little drainage slits in the urinal so I gurgle the water for everyone to hear. I don’t want anyone thinking I’m pee shy…and I just like to rub it in to the “silent pee-er” standing beside me.
Common, I know I'm not the only one 
Any phantom pee-ers here tonight? | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 4:58:54 PM | ^^^^^^^^^^
/raises hand with head down.
It happens to me on occasion. Not sure why. It happened once when I had to pee really bad too. I walked OUT of the bathroom having to pee so bad I could taste it. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 10:21:05 PM | Definately not allowed to compare units . It would eventually degenerate into "sword-fights" is some areas.
There was a shoe commercial a few years back poking fun at this rule.
"Nice" is not something anyone wishes to hear while at a urinal, unless you are gay or bi why would you want compliments on your init from other guys. It is only our ladies we seek to impress. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 6/2/2007 10:38:13 PM | | no....my eyes are watering from the stink from the toilet pucks. They smell worse than the p!ss does. The next question should be "how many guys flush the urinal?" | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 9/13/2007 8:46:52 AM | Come on guy's you must get the temptation to 'look'? Surly if a womaniser walked in, you would have to have a story to tell. Guy's go on about their penis size all the time, and the urinal is the best place to put the truth out there.
Maybe just a quick glance? | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 9/13/2007 8:54:48 AM | Well here is a link to alittle urinal quiz. It is spot on as far as what we do.
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
so take the test yourself and see what we think. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 9/13/2007 10:06:11 AM | Guys do glance to see how they measure up to the competition. This was easier when I was younger, as we were forced to use communal showers at gyms, urinals were not surrounded by partitions, etc.
Back then, I thought most men were created about equal. I must come from a well-endowed town.
Based on conversations with previous lovers and lady friends, I have found that most men are not well-endowed and that I am. I kind of like that. | |
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| The unwritten law strictly between men
Posted: 9/13/2007 11:27:05 AM | I remember this one time I was taking care of business while this old man beside me turns, looks and says "Taking a piss I see"
I usually have pretty good aim, but that made me burst out with laughter. I did finish, but most of it landed on me.
I didnt even bother with drying myself off. Just laughed myself out of there.
Watch out for the old guys. | |
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