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Posted: 1/12/2007 9:20:39 PM | A friend of mine just called me and asked that I share "his"
experience tonight at Wild Bills.
He went up to women and told him that he recognized them
from Plentyoffish....LMAO....
He got THREE phone numbers!!
Of course, they all....responded WTF??? But it worked, it broke the
ice!! Now maybe they'll put a profile up and be a match for one of you
(he can't date them all!) LOL...
So...I stand corrected.....there is a "line" that just might work!
still...LMAO....
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Posted: 1/12/2007 9:25:50 PM | There are no really good PU lines. Have extreme confidence. Ask opinion type questions that do not involve in any way the subject of religion, politics or death. Do not seek approval from them...it reaks of low self esteem. Maintain the fact that you need to go soon so as not to smother them. Do not be needy and clingy as this demonstrates lower value than the other party involved. Be a very interesting person and learn how to find out what her passions are. Do not be reaction seeking. Ask for her freakin number for crying out loud after you have made a connection and don't take it personal if she dosen't give it to you. If you do not know what a connection is then there is no hope for you.
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Posted: 1/13/2007 4:41:48 AM |
You still taking notes, Jerry? King has a piece of great advice there for all you little fellers (you know-- little fellers only 3'6, 55lbs-- if a gal kicks ya, you might lose some teeth!)...
Yuppers, I'm still watching and taking notes...shoooot...I've been kicked so many times for bad pick up lines I feel like a football at a Rockettes practice!!!
But one of these days, I'm gonna say the right thing to the right lady and she's gonna hoist this little 3'6" frame up on her hip and carry me around like her baby :)
Mmmm...did I hear someone mention breast feeding?
Had a good buddy in the service, named Teddy Bear...Teddy Bear was huge...something like 6'5"...300lbs...we'd hit the bars during some R&R and he'd walk up to the first b-gal he'd see and tell her "C'mere baby, let me shove my tongue down your throat"...well, didn't see that one work much for him either...but one day, I was about 9 yards behind Teddy Bear on the trail and up ahead I saw this GIANT snake stretched out on a tree limb that spanned the trail...the instant Teddy Bear got beneath the limb, the snake CHOSE THAT MOMENT to relax and fall to the ground at Teddy Bear's feet...Teddy Bear, being black, didn't like snakes at all and it was awhile before he got tired of running and sat down for a bit to catch his breath and to let us catch up with him...
Teddy Bear bought the farm about a week later, gawd I miss him. Here's to Teddy Bear 
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Posted: 1/13/2007 10:55:09 AM |
I've been kicked so many times for bad pick up lines I feel like a football at a Rockettes practice!!!
So Jerry, do ya sound like a smurf when ya talk cause of all those shots in the jewels? LOL! J/K!
Im sorry to hear about your friend, but we all meet up again in the end man. Heres to your buddy Teddy Bear! | |
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Posted: 1/13/2007 1:25:26 PM |
Mmmm...did I hear someone mention breast feeding?
Man what is it with guys and tits. LOL Not that I mind but it has given me a personal complex cuz now I look at mine and am like nope need implants, but everyone I know says DON'T TOUCH EM. I even look at .....ok so stoping there before I freak any of the Ladies out.
So I still haven't heard a pick up line that worked on you , nor you there King, Women use lines to ya know.  | |
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Posted: 1/13/2007 1:47:54 PM |
So I still haven't heard a pick up line that worked on you , nor you there King, Women use lines to ya know.
actually believe it or not, the last time i remember a pick up line working was in high school and it was "so wat are you doin after school". it worked all of 2 times. since then the only time i had the ballz to talk to women was at bars. i still gotta get over the shy thing. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2007 4:03:06 PM |
since then the only time i had the ballz to talk to women was at bars. i still gotta get over the shy thing.
Am I to understand that your shy , and in a band , come on. Also I kinda meant that a girl used on you. Lol. I know some girl has tried a pick up line on you.  | |
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Posted: 1/13/2007 8:32:04 PM |
i really havent had a line used on me. in fact i really dont get hit on. but that will change im sure. i think i just gotta find the rite place and the rite time. LOL!
You got pretty eyes ... did that work lol just picking now you can say you've heard one. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2007 8:59:05 PM | Hey Wolfie, I have met Jerry in person. I can tell you 100% that he does look like Jerry Garcia only at least 200 times better! MUCH taller with those lifts on. It is amazing what it does to his head...he suddenly has really nice HAIR! The picture of him shaking hands with the other guy is truly him!
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Posted: 1/15/2007 4:28:21 AM | The one that was used on me lately was...... "My mare had a foal on New Year's Eve.... she is a pretty little thing"
Worked for me as I love animals...... This is also the same guy that WOULDN"T have sex with me because (and I quote) " I want to make sure you know that I am interested in YOU, not what you can do for me"
Yep, even Hippydudes can be sweet!
~k~
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Posted: 1/15/2007 2:32:20 PM | HAHAHA! I met my former fiance in a Atlanta Over 30 chatroom on AOL back in 1999. I had been hanging out and watching and this guy comes on and says... Is there anyone in here who is REALLY over 30??? I responded - I am.
he PMed me said...
say hello to your new boyfriend.
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