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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 1/30/2007 10:05:53 AM | Is this new or old???
Do you have a library card?
............................................cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
.................................Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
Woman hits man over head and walks away....
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I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
.............but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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Are yer parents retarded?
.................cuz ya sure are special.
(Opps, that might have been one for the neighboring states)  | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 1/30/2007 8:26:10 PM |
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
.................................Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
Woman hits man over head and walks away....
Hey..... Did you just call me fat?!?!?!?!
:) Ok.. so it's one of those inside joke thingys... no.. not with anyone on here. But, I saw it and couldn't resist.. now I can share how I seized the opportunity with a friend.
Cute thread.
~peace
who obviously soooo needs some sleep | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 2/7/2007 11:08:30 AM | Hey...for all of you "rednecks" out there....got this e-mail today...
Redneck pick up lines.....
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) My Love for you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
3) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
5) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
10)Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
11)If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
12)Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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Kyn269
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Joined: 11/7/2006
Msg: 88 | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 2/8/2007 11:17:23 PM | No offense taken JLO, I've heard all the jokes, and Jeff Foxworthy is my idol..LOL
I appreciate the "too nice" to need a line, comment, but to be completely honest with you, I haven't tried picking anyone up since I left my wife, so I am way out of practice. I find it best to just be myself. It's been working so far anyway.
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 2/9/2007 2:19:13 PM | I don't like to use pick up lines,I usually follow my heart.I have a big thing to let people know that their smile moves me,if they don't like it,then I won't pursue them.Why can't people just tell a stranger,"You have a beautiful smile".And leave it at that?Tell that person what your heart is telling you.Make someone's day. | |
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Joined: 2/5/2007
Msg: 99 | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 2/10/2007 9:02:31 AM | I was 17 living in Va. Beach. and yea wayyyy better looking...LOL. I was sitting on a rock ledge with a friend when the movies let out (we lived in a big house next to a theater) and this guy stops and stares at me...puts his hand under his chin and rubs it and looks me up and down and by this time I'm getting a little nervous when he says "Know what would look REALLY good on you" and I thought he was serious and I said no what...
his answer........
ME
I LMAO...thought it was original and cute... | |
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