| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 3/26/2007 8:12:11 PM | | ladies i know your to smart for this post... when i seen it i laughed at it and at first the guy ask you ladies whats the most original pick up line ever used on you ,,that worked....... when you all that it was sa foolish post ..he changed his tone as to say some one asked him to post it...come on ..these ladies or not buying what your selling...... ladies mr perfect does not have any line to use on any of you ..im honest as they come..play no head games .. .. maybe this guy can attened mr perfects school on how to pick up ladies..for a small fee of enrollment fee of 199.99 down and monthly payments of 99.95 . lol mr perfect | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 4/1/2007 3:56:43 PM | honest as they come huh...play no head games .....ROFL.....then where's your damn photo???? People who come on sites like this with no photo or a fake photo (love the "model" images) are definitely hiding something!!!!! (oh..and while you think of a good rebudtle...I'll be searching my newest pick up line!  | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 4/1/2007 6:11:56 PM | | I heard a guy last night tell a woman "you are so hot I could cook a steak on you...and I would lick the pan when I got finished". She thanked him, then poured a glass of iced tea in his lap to cool him off. He laughed and said...."wow, it worked last time". We all had a laugh after that. | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:00:13 PM | These Always seem to work....for.....?????
Redneck Man's pick up lines:
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
;9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 8/10/2007 2:54:51 AM | This post is too funny.
You must be a princess, because you are so regal looking. I actually had a guy use this one on me. When I stopped laughing he was gone. LOL
It would seem as intelligent as some men are, they would know that we would never fall for those pick up lines. Just be your natural self. At least that's how I feel.
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 8/12/2007 4:49:44 PM | OT-Know what would look good on you---------------------------------------Me.
Be careful of wolf's in sheep's clothing Susan...here's a curious email I got today.
From: Destiny_Reborn (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Are you hiding? lol
Once upon a time a Wolf resolved to disguise his appearance in order to secure food more easily. Encased in the skin of a sheep, he pastured with the flock deceiving the shepherd by his costume. In the evening he was shut up by the shepherd in the fold; the gate was closed, and the entrance made thoroughly secure. But the shepherd, returning to the fold during the night to obtain meat for the next day, mistakenly caught up the Wolf instead of a sheep, and killed him instantly.
I have read this also. It's a good story. But that is all it is. A story. Really I know it was the wolf who killed the shepherd. When the wolf was ready to come out of hiding.
 <---------------The Wolf's signature....Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... | |
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 8/14/2007 8:57:01 PM |
So....you guys are saying that Destiny...now named something else is 'Wolfie'????????
So sick of this sh**..... - Jlove
Yep, and you were just lusting after him!
Honey.....I'm sure 'Hello'....would work for you.....
After all...you had me without even saying a word....LOL - Jlove
Hahahahaha....LOL!
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| WHAT'S THE MOST ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE EVER USED ON YOU....THAT WORKED
Posted: 8/15/2007 4:53:23 AM | | I know I did jlove. I gave you a comment on another thread saying you were missed back when I was wolfie 1972. Certain people like tea and girly want to get me band for getting off topic when everyone get's of topic in theses forum's so I half to come back in a new way. I don't let people like that win over me. Im sure the real reason they turned me into the god playing mod's is because they don't like what I post on here. Heck there are thing's i see on here from people that i dont like. Id never try and get them banned for it. That just show's everyone who girly and tea really are. Sorry you can't fantasize about me anymore jlove. I really like you though. You are a good person. Peace-Out. | |
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