| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/17/2007 6:22:28 PM | If I hear the words 'throbbing hunk of morning wood' from a man again, I am going to shoot myself. That was just wrong on so many levels.
Whoever has the baby boy...I would say don't push it down. On a grown man you can bend it down a LITTLE, but on a baby boy with growing penile tissue I would say don't force it at all. | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/17/2007 6:33:21 PM | http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts2319366.aspx.................
first off ask the inavator of this particular complex subject ................
then try a thread search for your answers before posting ...........
then have an awesome day my friend .................
But to add more the wood is a sign of good health and nothing to wrry about, if you can take full advantage , by all means please do . If you cannot , then call upon your immediate best man friend to fill her needs. | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/17/2007 6:59:05 PM | "morning woodies" happen during REM sleep phases. The average man can have up to 2 hrs of erections a night in his dream state. Because the erection has not been "satisfied" re: ejaculation, it stays there, and quite persistently. Morning woods are generally also harder than day time erections...
It's actually a sign of good health if a man has a morning erection.
But they usually fade fast after he's urinated...gets those muscles relaxed again. | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/17/2007 6:59:50 PM | | There is nothing more awesome than being woken up with a man's morning wood. It is usually super hard and I love to be woken up like that so yeah. Morning woods are really useful in my books lol. | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/17/2007 7:10:22 PM | Single Mom...
pushing a baby's penis down into his diaper to stop leaking WILL NOT damage him in any way. If he does have a slight erection, you could wait if you want, but you don't have to. I work with babies, and this is a daily practice for most of us. It just means that his body is growing and developing normally.
Hope that helps :) | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/18/2007 10:27:19 AM | ummm I do my best work in the morning ..hehehe | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/18/2007 10:33:29 AM | I wake up with greatest anticipation of getting my hands and - um - mouth, on the morning wood!!! What a wonderful way to start the day!!! Nothing like the intense hardness of a good morning woodie!!! | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/18/2007 11:09:07 AM | | Well, I have to say, I am one healthy male then... | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/18/2007 6:23:59 PM | Ok I definatly think you need to take advantage of the morning wood. It ususally is at it's largest in the morning. Plus what better way to wake up with a hard wood poking you saying "lets go" !!  | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/19/2007 4:17:31 AM | | ....hummmm....Dang..nothing any better than waking up to a nice piece of wood in the morning. Put it on the fire and generate some heat! | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/19/2007 2:50:29 PM | | morning wood to me is like a blinds person cane because your half asleep in the morning then you smack it against something then woken up pretty fast and you say things like "OH F*CK THAT F*CKIN HURT" | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/19/2007 4:35:11 PM | | Depends. If its the pee wood then no, if its just happy wood then yes. Too bad I usually wait till about 15 minutes before I have to leave for work to get up!!! | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/19/2007 4:46:04 PM | Donut ring toss!?
LMMFAO!!!!!
OMG Im totally gunna do that one day! | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/19/2007 6:07:10 PM | Morning wood rocks for us women.. WHOOHOO morning sex rocks period! LOL | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/20/2007 8:24:14 AM | | nothing better then waking up with the wood and haveing your partner roll over and feel it againest them, start your engines! | |
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t-bag
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Joined: 3/6/2006
Msg: 66 | |
| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/20/2007 12:22:20 PM |
I just hate the morning piss
-either do it in the shower (gross)
-stand 10 feet back and try to arc it in (takes some skill and if you don't have a big bathroom you might have to stand in the hallway)
-do a headstand and hope it all lands in the toilet
-Or use a picture to deflect it in (similiar to Me Myself and Irene)
 i too have that problem | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/21/2007 5:17:52 PM | | that's soo true...!!! | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/21/2007 7:12:52 PM | | stops you rolling out of bed on a note of safety and is usually a reason to get you moving in the morning! both for him and her! | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/21/2007 9:13:33 PM | | well, i guess morning wood proves as to why my ex never wanted to be close in bed unless we were going at it. apparently she wasnt a fan of morning fun heheh...unless she was the one that was waking me up of course. | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/21/2007 11:02:31 PM | | So you wake up really hard and erect. Most men state they need to do their business first before having sex. Is it as hard when they return? Not only do I like it in the morning, but also if I roll over in the middle of night and bump into something hard and erect, I usually have to do SOMETHING about it....so far no complaints...but I also like him bumping into me with it and taking care of matters....but that's another thread LOL | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/21/2007 11:34:58 PM | morning wood? I WOULD say: YES PLEASE!
Ya, lame... couldnt resist tho...
Most men state they need to do their business first before having sex
I agree... and it certainly doesnt take long to get it back at full mast. | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/21/2007 11:53:16 PM | WOW
I haven't seen one in such a long time I may mistake as "Morning Wood" and try and split it and start a fire.... | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/21/2007 11:59:11 PM | | I am far too used to waking up with a woody, it happens almost every day. | |
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tihade
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Joined: 12/10/2005
Msg: 74 | |
| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/22/2007 12:01:40 AM | | I CAN PEE LATER!!!!!! | |
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| Morning Wood
Posted: 2/22/2007 8:59:37 AM | | I am only going to worry about having a woody in the morning when I don't! Life would be over as I know it then. | |
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