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 .Marc
Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 276
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If you're going to have "booty calls" for the love of god get a condom with a spermacidal lube.
 FluffyPinkCuffs
Joined: 3/18/2005
Msg: 277
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/8/2007 4:13:02 PM
now Ive heard it all... any woman doing that has got be a major psycho.
 Cooldude_Sam
Joined: 1/8/2007
Msg: 278
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/8/2007 4:18:34 PM
"I suspect that this thread is just a re-telling of an urban myth that's been around for awhile."

there are many stories like that with army soliders...ite really does happen dude
 pk2woman
Joined: 10/4/2006
Msg: 279
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/8/2007 4:22:00 PM
WOW....some action needs to be taken, what a desperate girl she must be! She needs medical attention and I don’t mean a GP.

On the other hand you treated her as a “booty call” pay backs are a ****! Lol

No no 2 wrongs don’t make a right!

What a pickle you could be in.

Watch where you put your condom from now on!!!!
 honest_nice_guy
Joined: 9/18/2006
Msg: 280
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/8/2007 4:23:42 PM
all YOU can do is sign over your rights as the father...

a man cannot just "sign over his rights as father" and walk away. if the mother has a husband who wishes to adopt, the courts will allow the biological father to sign away rights to enable another man to adopt ( upon mothers motion) but a mna/father canot just sign away rights to avoid parental responsibility. a mother can sign away rights as part of surrendering for adoption
 kelly_260
Joined: 2/21/2007
Msg: 281
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/8/2007 5:12:05 PM
Thats just gross and nasty she is one strange gal omg what a sick one that one is.
If i were you i'd never go back to her thats just nasty!.
 Warpgirl
Joined: 3/4/2007
Msg: 282
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/8/2007 11:49:19 PM
First off ALWAYS flush your condoms.
I knew or or two girls that mentioned to me siphoning off sperm (with a syringe) contained within a condom and injecting it high up in the vaginal close to the cervix.
To which of course i laughed and called them bubbleheaded idiots that had no idea the world of trouble they were asking for.

So there are women that will still play the "let me get pregnant so he'll be mine forever" game.
This is most commonly scene in younger more NAIVE 20something women.
Older women KNOW BETTER --LOL. Pregnancy is no guarantee that the guy will marry them or even stick around.

Second--never do a "booty call" with someone you know has feelings for you.
Frankly, it's not fair to her and can cause you a whole lot of aggravation.

Third--GROW UP! regardless of the circumstances if you get a woman pregnant (fact is that is YOUR sperm in that condom) you are just as reponsible for that offspring. The child had nothing to do with being brought into the world.
IF you can't accept the RESPONSIBILITY of potentially ending up as a parent you shouldnt even be engaging in sexual intercourse.
 Disco Daddy
Joined: 8/10/2005
Msg: 283
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/9/2007 12:22:01 AM
First off ALWAYS flush your condoms.



Man, you don't know how to dispose a condom!
How friggin' cheap are your condoms if they have no spermicide?!
A condom with no spermicide is just a f***ing water balloon man, come on!
She talks about wanting a relationship, and you just avoid the subject like the "Black Plague"?
No light bulb popped into your head, telling you to end this "booty call"?
Did you even bother to grab the condom before you left?
You actually think you are not going to pay for your child if she gets pregnant???

My advice is, follow the yellow brick road, and you will meet this wizard... This wizard will be able to offer you a brain. Take him up on his offer, and use this brain to figure out just where you went wrong, and how you should go about fixing it... Then save your money, because you might be a father soon.
 Fire Gal
Joined: 10/9/2006
Msg: 284
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/9/2007 12:29:51 AM
Just a little info on this for you.
If the condom you were using is a packaged, bought at a drug/grocery store, in North America then there was spermacide inside and out... in order for sperm to impregnate themselves in an egg, it must be the exact time that the egg is on it's way being made ready for fertilization, the sperm cannot be outside the body and exposed to the air around them or they will die. Sperm have to be moving upwards towards the uterus in order to encounter the egg. And they must be 'fresh'. (sorry don't know how else to phrase that)

Now further to that I would make sure that when she does come to you to say she is pregnant, and she most likely will because I'm betting she already IS pregnant from someone else and wants it to be you, then you tell her that as soon as the DNA proves it, you will be a man for the child, NOT for her. And make sure you get everything in writing, you also might wanna write down the day this happened and count forward 40 weeks. That's her estmated due date if it was yours.

If she doesn't try to pin anything on you then count your blessings and learn your lesson here. It's not nice to take advantage of a persons affections for you, ya I know it's easy to be the apple of someone's eye even when you aren't into them in return, but a woman that was just your playmate would never do this because it would interfere with her fun as well.

Just a thought, Tracey
 dlsimp
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 285
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/9/2007 4:24:12 AM

the set-up : she wants your baaaabbbbbbbby...this is the part you quit your job become a loafer and move in with her


ahahaha theres your answer right there
 gallowaylad
Joined: 2/20/2007
Msg: 286
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/9/2007 4:43:10 AM
omg roflmfao , youll have to eat the evidence in future eeewww or flush it mate!!!
 whater39
Joined: 7/6/2005
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/13/2007 11:50:33 PM
That happened to the Basketball player "Shawn Kemp".
He has about 13 kids in 11 cities.
 PhilMeUpBaby
Joined: 3/9/2007
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 9:19:13 AM
Do some research, and start casually mentioning cases where men have successfully sued for sole custody?

And that you've got some distant cousin, who's a lawyer that gets his rocks off by winning child custody cases?

And what about that rare mental disease, that only happens every second generation? ie it's skipped you, but will affect your offspring.
 Mr.Magic
Joined: 9/26/2006
Msg: 289
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:15:31 AM
I would have flushed the condom down the toilet for one. It's just nasty to put a used condom in the garbage, yuk, you nasty. Secondly, you never date them more than twice. Now you're ****ed.
 spuds*mom
Joined: 7/6/2006
Msg: 290
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:24:07 AM
So has anything come out of this story? baby? no baby? happily ever after?
 judyskiis
Joined: 7/22/2005
Msg: 291
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:31:17 AM
Someone's been listening to too much Leykis. Cut your penis off and feed it to the sharks. That should keep the gold diggers away. No penis - no condom - no babies - no child support ;)


OH...you can also just FLUSH! Jeez is that so hard.
 ~BOOTS~
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 292
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:36:19 AM
OK so you already know

*Using a condom is not always foolproof ( pregnancy OR std's , HIV)
* sleeping with someone you just met , without really maybe knowing the person they are is kinda imature and irresponsible. ( stalking and obbsession)
* Impregnating someone ( un balanced or not) ( 18 yrs of child support , emotional blackmail , loss of income, fun of explaining to future partner )

I assume you already know all of this so I won't waste time telling you

The fact that she is squeezing out the last of your love juice is f *cked up to be sure but at this point may be the least of your worries ....
 monk63
Joined: 1/14/2007
Msg: 293
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:43:35 AM
I agree with you Hockey. First of all I'm not trying to make light of the situation. This girl obviously has some issues...but you need to realize that everytime you have sex with someone you are taking that chance of getting someone pregnant (unless she has taken permanent action to prevent it.) You are JUST as responsible as her whether she sticks a used condom inside of her or not. I have a beautiful 8 year old son from a guy I was dating and he opted out and has never seen him. My son is not a ****ard.! As far as I recall....he was there too when my son was conceived. It takes two to tango. All you can do now is remember that and either take your chances if you intend to continue having recreational sex or quit doing it! And, in my opinion it's pretty shi++y to keep having sex with someone you know wants to get emotionally involved. If you have an agreement to keep feelings out of it and you see that she is not living up to that agreement just tell her.....why do some guys just run like hell and not even have the decency to tell the other person why? We are all human beings here and most people DO have some sort of emotions, even if they aren't what you want them to have.

Truly not trying to jump you but think seriously about booty calls.....most every one you have could result in a baby. And yes, if the baby is proven to be yours (and I doubt there is one) then you WILL be responsible. You were there when it was conceived.
 krymzynstarr
Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 294
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:48:40 AM
Leave the country, change your name, and for Jebus sake, eat all the evidence, like any good International spy would!!

Actually, I have no idea what the legal system is gonna do to you if she is pregnant, sadly, I don't think it's gonna be in your favor.
 wild_thang88
Joined: 2/27/2007
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:50:13 AM
first things first change your name die your hair and move to a diffrent location that is what i can think of right now!
 ~BOOTS~
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 296
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 10:53:06 AM
Monk63 That was a great post... best on in the thread so far .

I really hope he ( the OP ) reads that...I was more than a bit annoyed with the "tard " reference he used as well , and you addressed all of the post really well.
 Charmful Delight
Joined: 3/3/2007
Msg: 297
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 7:08:09 PM
Hey look! If she orgasmed she is 50-100% likly to get pregnant, especally if she lyes down. The fish have to swim all the way up their and can only survive at body temp. If she didnt orgasm It's like 0- 50%. Also, does she have a bf? Are you the advenurer she longs for at the end of the month? When Is that time of month for her? Usally somewhere around their birthdate is a good bet from my knowledge. If she does have a bf then she is more likly to get pregnant with your child, and most fertile aroung her period. But any way,
***************************GET RID OF HER!!!!!*****************************
 Charmful Delight
Joined: 3/3/2007
Msg: 298
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 7:10:19 PM
Make sure you give her the clap first! LOL
 a_sweet_fishy
Joined: 3/11/2006
Msg: 299
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/14/2007 7:16:56 PM
WOW.......where do some of you get your information?????
 *snoogins*
Joined: 12/8/2006
Msg: 300
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 3/15/2007 12:29:06 AM
good god...as sorry as I feel for you,it's the potential baby in this situation that I weep for...I am so sick of women who use thier children as bargaining tokens.I would speak to a lawyer,at the very least,and I hope you can find some kind of grounds to get her on.As a parent, I am literally nauseous over this.How can someone deign to create a life so carelessly?Ugh....

I hope things work out for you, as in sans baby...good luck,and if you need anyone to break a foot off in that skanks a$$,lemme know....you hold her down,and I'll sew it up.......
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