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 Mission-impossible

Joined: 4/1/2007
Msg: 326
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 7:30:40 AM
I can't believe most of the people on this thread are defending the OP.

He's obviously a total jack a## and loser and if he's going to stick his pecker in places it shouldn't be in the first place then he deserves whatever he gets.

I hope this chick takes him to the cleaners.

The real tragedy here is that a helpless child could have such a jack a## loser as a father.
 mheath4

Joined: 7/9/2006
Msg: 327
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 8:00:05 AM
ok, this thread was started in January. It's nearly May. I just want to know.......Is this girl pregnant?
 Thorb

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 328
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Are you people nuts or what ..... it was a bad joke .... by a loser.
Posted: 4/29/2007 8:16:16 AM
The OP is long gone from PoF
the question was a put on.......
I can't believe how many people believe the crap this Corporat idiot posted.
all his posts where lame jokes....... and he was caught on them
that's why he left.
 simonsayshandsup

Joined: 4/21/2007
Msg: 329
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:18:52 AM
in side of a comdon their is this stuff that is supposed to kill all the little soldiers off so if she says she is up the duff to you it just might not be true it could be somone elses. has she said she is preggers
 simonsayshandsup

Joined: 4/21/2007
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:20:57 AM
and their me feeling sorry for this tit
 newfie*Dana

Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 331
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:36:30 AM
OMG!! That woman has some serious issues...God, its people like her that give us single mom's a bad name! Why would anyone want to get pregnant unless they were in a committed relationship? Some people are just plain nuts.

Makes not want to have sex ever again!!
 Beat Me Up

Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 332
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:43:01 AM
Yo Newfie

This happens all the time ... in this case one of your kind got caught. That's why half of you don't know who the father is ..you're emptying condoms full of goo into your hatchery

I'm never dating again
 newfie*Dana

Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 333
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:45:21 AM
One of "my kind"? Obviously you have no class...and I wont even bother wasting my time by explaining my situation and why I am a single mom...I have much better things to do. Grow up.
 Hardcore_Science_Guru

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 334
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 11:01:12 AM
I honestly don't know what I'd do, am not an expert in law, so I will not be giving any direct advice how to proceed with what she's done.
Yet be careful with the legal-advice from those who have posted in this thread, I highly-doubt they are Attorney's. And their opinions, because they aren't legal practioners in their state, should be taken with a 'grain of salt'.

-Eric Harrington, Ph.D.
 Beat Me Up

Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 335
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 3:50:22 PM
Yo Newfie

...so you ain't gonna give a break to an old St. John's boy. I don't think dat the rest of the world know that a newphie condom is a paper bag.
 Jarrad_13

Joined: 3/18/2007
Msg: 336
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 4:17:53 PM

Now, I walk back in (I forgot to wash my hands) and *POW* there she is with the condom inside out, up in her.


Well I hope you learned an important lesson from all this: ALWAYS flush the condom down the toilet.
 GuitarGuy_

Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 337
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 4:33:38 PM
Um yeah, theres this thing called a toilet. Flush it down.


:)
 heavy_crowd

Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 338
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 8:47:50 PM
thats actually funny becauuse just the condom with little sperm in it is not enough to make her pregnant but it is to transfer STDs, so if I were you I'd get gonhorrea and watch her go.
 CuteNChubby

Joined: 8/1/2006
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:02:52 PM
You shouldn't worry about it at all!! There's only about a 5 % chance of her actually getting pregnant that way because of the fact that sperm usually dies as soon as it makes air contact and if she was standing up it would just come out.. I never heard of any cases where the women get's pregnant by wiping sperm on her crotch.. Which I don't think she could really shove far enough up in her to get pregnant by using her fingers.. I think you are in the clear.. but maybe you should take some time and get to know the girl so they don't go all psycho on you.. Thats so crazy!! She's obcessed with you and that's bad.. well good for your ego but BAD! Good luck!
 CuteNChubby

Joined: 8/1/2006
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:05:23 PM

The real tragedy here is that a helpless child could have such a jack a## loser as a father.


You know this is true.. And you know what I had a real dad and I would have been way better off never knowing him.. and if by chance she is pregnant and she has a boy.. I would have to agree that the child is better off not knowing the dad.. Teach his son that women are just booty calls when you don't really obviously know the person!

At least try to get a booty call from a best friend or something someone that has known you for at least a year before doing anything with them! Just my thoughts...
 a_sweet_fishy

Joined: 3/11/2006
Msg: 341
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:06:03 PM

thats actually funny becauuse just the condom with little sperm in it is not enough to make her pregnant but it is to transfer STDs, so if I were you I'd get gonhorrea and watch her go.


Just how many sperm cells do you think it takes to get a woman pregnant???????
 heavy_crowd

Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 342
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:15:21 PM
1 but also you need the right acidity level and vaginal contractions and the propulsing force of the ejaculation jet. That's why even in advanced clinics it doesn't always work AND it was also a case in Canadian Supreme Court once if I recall... I can get you the reference.
 a_sweet_fishy

Joined: 3/11/2006
Msg: 343
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 9:58:02 PM

1 but also you need the right acidity level and vaginal contractions and the propulsing force of the ejaculation jet. That's why even in advanced clinics it doesn't always work AND it was also a case in Canadian Supreme Court once if I recall... I can get you the reference.


Well, conisdering you only get vaginal contractions with orgasm, I KNOW that is false. 2 of my 3 kids were conceived without an orgasm EVER. You also do not HAVE to have the force of ejaculation. The only one on the list that is an actual requirement is proper acidity level in the vagina which has absolutely nothing to do with the source of the sperm. Women have become pregnant from pre-cum many times and sometimes without even penetration.....just from it leaking onto the outside of the vagina. Sperm swim and while it is unlikely, it is most definitely possible.
 Adren99

Joined: 4/25/2007
Msg: 344
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/29/2007 10:05:44 PM
its unfortunate, but realistically. this type of thing does happen. you should have brought it to a proffessionals attension. make a file out of it before she can know she is pregnant. and you may need to do some undercover work (microrecorder and videotape, use your imagination) and just get the c*nt to say what she did. and thats all the proof you would need. you dont need to tell her shes on video camera cause it was *just lying around*... kinda set up a sting operation. then once she is done... get outta there with the camera and take it to a shrink to get her brain checked cause that is some F*CKED UP SHIT D00d

if that dont help... hey it was a great idea
 Redairsxybig

Joined: 2/20/2007
Msg: 345
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/30/2007 1:53:57 AM
Seems as though the OP has gone and its several months on since his first post I guess she was one of the 5% and he shot himself Bless that poor "booty call" she must be so upset to of lost such a responsible and lovin father to her miraculous child!!
 heavy_crowd

Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 346
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/30/2007 3:46:47 AM
sweet fishy 343

Well that's either an exceptional case, an urban legend or a lie (the condom thingy and a fortiori precum too). As far as I'm concerned, the probability of that actually happening is SO LOW that Quebec's Superior court has ruled it out.

CF: F.P. vs. P.C., [2005] RDF 268 CS
 Capt Joe

Joined: 11/22/2006
Msg: 347
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/30/2007 4:52:52 AM
UK 28 that is the funnist post I can ever remember reading.
Hahhhaa I am rolling on the floor laugh because that's the first thing I thought about.
My former girlfriend got pregnant just to hook men. 4 men, 4 kids and now she lives off child support. She uses kids as a source of income.

Joe
 ozzieann

Joined: 3/26/2007
Msg: 348
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/30/2007 8:06:50 AM
is it really YOU she wants? or just to be pregnant? Who else does she give "booty calls" to?
 LOVESGIFT

Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 349
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/30/2007 8:48:49 AM
ummm if you to use her that way then the condom is not 100%safe any way and you can become a father even after the act with a condom .as for the woman why on earth would you do that ..seems like she has a screw loose and you didnt detect that ? you just wanted the screw .. learning lesson id think with this one ...always flush the evidence...
 Ender

Joined: 2/1/2004
Msg: 350
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 4/30/2007 9:24:15 AM
Thats why you flush the rubber numbnuts!!!
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