| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/23/2008 1:25:18 PM | | She wants your baby really bad, maybe just to raise on her own with no father and not tell u or wants to trap u into a relationship with her for 18 plus years! That is really sick! I would carry a ziploc baggie with u in your pocket and back your condom before u go and dispose of it properly in a toilet else where so no one else finds it and trys it. Never heard of anything so desparate ever. I wouldn't think u would have legal grounds cause u slept with her by choice and threw the swimmers in the trash. Someone's trash is anothers gain! I would find another booty to call on! It's not that hard. I would avoid her. | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/23/2008 2:49:53 PM | 
A booty call I think she got your Booty!
You have no real legal recourse you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas in your case you laid down with a troll and got up with a possible baby troll!!!!
TAKE HEED MEN ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS FLUSH THE CONDOMN use your head that incases the brain for more than just a hat rack!
Good luck with that!
Happy Fishing!  | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/23/2008 5:30:54 PM | | Ummmm, doesn't anyone realize that the Original Poster/Thread Starter hasn't replied to the thread since the first page and isn't even on the forums in his original form? Perhaps we should look at this for what it was, a hoax that went on for 21 pages. It should probably die an unnatural death at this point. | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/24/2008 1:34:55 PM | | Thats something to freaked out by. The way I see it is that booty calls are bad ideas. Saliva from a B.J. can give you a S.T.D.. Its been over 3 years since ive been with a woman and I'M not going to sleep with just anyone condom or not. All i can say bro is keep it in your pants. Best advise I got. | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/24/2008 4:32:48 PM | http://www.guttmacher.org/in-the-know/prevention.html
Below, the % of women who will become pregnant in their first year of use of:
The Pill ... 8.0
Tubal sterilization ... 0.5
Male condom ... 15.0
Vasectomy ... 0.15
Three-month injectable ... 3.0
Withdrawal ... 27.0
IUD Copper-T ... 0.8
IUD Mirena ... 0.1
Periodic abstinence ... 0.000
I've been seeing this girl as a booty call for awhile. She keeps talking about a relationship I avoid it like the black death.
Translation... I have been using the body of a girl who loves me for sex.
Advice... Be honest, dont lead her on, and avoid the meet/meat up at her place.
You should have avoided her place like the black death. Dont avoid being a man.
A real man doesnt use alcohol, drugs, date rape drugs or LOVE, or LIES to get sex...
Women are attracted to confidence, which she obviously mistook for your fear.
You were probably back at her place the next week making your tomcat rounds and doing what you do, so just pay for your kid until he is eighteen and marry his mom... :hug:
On the bright side, in your case, marriages these days only have a 40% chance of success anyways.:yay:
So the other night I meet up with her at her place. Stuff happens, I go to the bathroom after and put the condom in the trash and walk out of the room. Now, I walk back in (I forgot to wash my hands) and *POW* there she is with the condom inside out, up in her.
Translation: I brought a half bag of chips and two liter of Kool Aids, couldnt afford to take her out to dinner, or to be seen with her by the other booty calls in the trailer park, or my friends who would know what she really looks like despite my bragging claims. Stuff, happened, I tripped on the cat, my clothes fell off, and my dyck slid into a condom and I fell on top of her. I apologized and got up, went to the bathroom for a bandaid (bruised my ego), drank too many beer before coming over. Took a dump, a leak, a long shower and a shave, I felt so DIRTY!!!:roll:
She darts in and makes for the toilet, I guess she had to pee or something... women!
I head out of the bathroom, then I figure, hey, havent had sex with a chick on a commode for a few days, why not, so I turn around and boom, shes using my condom because there aint no toilet paper left.
Advice: KNOCK dude. Leave her some hot water for a shower. Bet SHE fees yukky.
If you guys are having great sex, then you have something going for you. Buy some new workboots, so you quit tripping, you aint foolin no one wearing size twelve.
Maybe she can teach you what love is. If you are both old enough to have sex and
deceive each other about intentions, and old enough to buy condoms, not drunk
enough to forget to use them.... then you must have a job and can pay support.
:banger:
Dude, how the hall did you know the condom was inside out? Maybe she was just finishing up because her finger is bigger that you know what...
So here's my question:
What would you have done?
Also, I'm looking into what legal grounds I have but I can't get a straight answer, any advice?
And No I don't want to be a father to her **stard kid and I won't pay her anything.
Answer... I wouldnt use a woman for sex. Dont have to. I'd bring my own toilet paper and soap next time, and we all know there was already and will be a next time.
Your legal grounds? Go to the kitchen trash can, and they are right under the used coffee grounds. You would stand a better chance of not paying by accusing her of rape. Even people here dont believe you. Straight enough for you? Start your own baseball team or get a vasectomy, I dont think you would like the gay alternative answer... Straight enough for you?
Dont worry about being a father. You arent worthy of raising a kid. You dont know what love is. All you know is holly wood dude. If you dont want to be a father, and cant accept consequences of your actions, then dont have sex. JURK OFF. We dont need any more wanna be dads raising their sons to use women and perpetuate the erosion of family values and exacerbate the degradation of society's moral and ethical plunge into the trash basket...
Dont call YOUR kid a basturd, tell him when he comes to the door in twenty years and punches you out and kicks you in the nuts that you wanted to flush him but you couldnt afford to pay for his running shoes or rent, birthday presents or FOOD...
Be different. Be an example in the trailer park. Grow up. Show your friends you can stand alone and get harrassed for falling in love. What are you afraid of? You sticking your dyck in women is causing the world more pain than the fear of you breaking your heart and not being able to spend every last cent of your paycheck on your self and maryjane...:peace:
People, quit flushing condoms, they arent biodegradable. If you are sleeping with someone you dont trust, then dont sleep with them. Quit spreading diseases, lying to people and cheapening love. Wait for it. Kids cry when they are impatient. Learn to be an adult. Quit posting naked pics, quit putting movies of you having sex on the net, and quit having cyber sex with strangers and webcamming your privates because programs can record anything seen on any webcam...
Roll your condumb up and take it with you... same as women do tampons...
Quit living in fear and looking over your shoulder...
No use crying over spilt milk, just pay for it, or dont touch it, ya bull in a china shop.
:tongue: :peace: :yay: :drinking: :roll:
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/29/2008 2:35:10 AM | | I heard an athlete talking on the radio about other athletes he'd known who this happened to. He said the word is out in the pro basketball world among a few of the guys he knows. Here's what some of them do now. They go to the bathroom and flush the used condom down the toilet. They take a new condom and pull out a little bottle of pre mixed hand soap or lotion that they carry when they have a hook up. They also mixed in some kind of pepper or hot sauce in their mixture. They pour it in the new condom and place it in the trash. If the girl comes out of the bathroom screaming, there will be no second dates and the ball player has a good laugh. The guy claimed that some guys he knows actually do this. | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/29/2008 3:44:32 AM | | sorry to say but when i was reading this i couldnt stop laughing. Its like something in a movie. Well you shouldnt be worry, i dont think so. I remember reading somewhere that sperms dies when it is expose to air/when it sits for awhile. Like someone said, unless you got good swimmers you shouldnt be worried. Another thing its hard to have F*** buddies, just cause someone always have to get emotionally attach. Well since you ignore her needs of relationship with you she simple took matters into her own hands, she wnated you one way or another. I say you stop it right away, find another F*** buddy and just avoid this chick. Good luck man and way to pick them. lol | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/29/2008 9:58:57 AM | Well I dont know if this is a wind up or not but Im going to answer anywayasI find the whole thing rather bizzare!
Firstly the woman knows the score and would be obviously trying to trap you. Theres always a chance she could get pregnant and add up how many other times she could have done this on a regular basis and also if shes willing to booty call you there could be other guys as well.
Obviously shes not happy with the deal you have so first step end it. Second step always remember to flush em in the future. If she is pregnant then its your right if wished to have nothing to do with the child. I can totally understand your feelings on this and believe that is entirely up to you I mean theres no rules on this one is there!
Sadly you will have to pay for a child you dont want. Thats the way it works. I had a friend years ago had a baby that she really wanted, planned it with a wealthy man still to this day takes alot of his money and will continue to do so for the forseeable future. Nothing you can do about that, thats the way it is. This situation is just so wrong, it is entrapment of the worst kind like a guy pin pricking condoms on us ladies! | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:13:24 PM | Personally in my experience if a man doesn't want me, then I say f*ck him......... Move on to bigger and better things........But you knew you were messing with a woman that wanted to be with you........You should have been smart enough to stop haveing sex with her, when she was asking for a relationship..........I personally would have never started f*cking, if I was not in a relationship in the first place............But apparently you could not leave this one alone.........So this is too all of you men who use women out there...........I hope by reading this you will learn your lesson, before sarging for some roll in the hay............. Girls are starting to get evil and vindictive from these games............Moral of the story, don't f*ck unless you are willing to be in at the very least a relationship with the woman.............. You got what you deserved... heheheheheheheheheheheh...........seriously  | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/30/2008 3:34:23 PM | getting off isnt' all its cracked up to be when you are doing it with such a strange person. Usually sperm can live 5-7 days within a womans vulva; eventually dying. It wont die when it hits air.
I dont' think you have any legal grounds. All she has to say is you have a history of sex and that you wear condoms and she doesn't know what happened. Get ready to pay money for court, or for child support, or for both. What comes around goes around. Booty calls aren't all that. | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/30/2008 6:49:26 PM | While I find pregnancy highly unlikely in this case, I truly hope she isn't. The world does not need another innocent child who is unwanted by one doner and simply an agenda for the other.
My suggestion for the future would be to address the root cause. If you are into booty calls only and your current partner is dropping relationship hints, have the courage to face it head on and end the relationship and find someone with the same lifestyle preferences. | |
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| I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 5/31/2008 5:25:16 AM | the fact that she did that is scary, and wrong.
The worst part about this whole post is
[And No I don't want to be a father to her **stard kid and I won't pay her anything.]
You call yourself a man? Real men have the ability to take responsibility for their actions and the consequences of sex.
It wouldnt be HER ba$tard kid you idiot, it would be a child of the both of you.
Your a b1tch. | |
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