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 CHUBBY CHICK

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 151
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 9:23:37 AM
SAVE YOURSELF !!!!! RUN !!!! RUN !!!! AND CHANGE YOUR NAME AND PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
 wigglebum!

Joined: 1/2/2007
Msg: 152
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 10:10:35 AM
wow!!!im a woman and i cant think from a womans point of view, what made her do that sort of sick thing.i can only imagine that she is desperate to have a baby and that she dont care who fathers it.no offense by the way.i think she needs to go back to school though to learn sex education as she cant get pregnant that way.well done for doing a runner before she kept you captive and made you give her a baby.if you see her again or hear from her,tell her to go to a sperm bank,the silly little mare.
i dont think you have any legal grounds either mate.
xxxxx
 johnny prophet

Joined: 5/16/2006
Msg: 153
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 11:01:58 AM

What she did was so wrong, but using the word **stard about any child is not a very nice thing...
sorry but if you have a booty call and she has a baby to me it's not the child that's a **stard


A lot of people posted saying that this guy has no right to call the child a **stard.

I'm not saying he should win any awards for sensitivity or anything. I promise.

But...

**stard is the english word for a child born out of wedlock. If his booty call ends up having a child, that child will technically be a "**stard" unless he marries her first.

That's like someone complaining that I called my female dog a ****. Or an englishman calling his cigarette a "fag".
 JessKO

Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 154
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 12:33:48 PM
Sperm lifespan after ejaculation: 30 seconds to 6 days depending on conditions

When sperm are processed and maintained under strict laboratory conditions in a nutrient medium, they can remain alive for up to seven days. Room temperature is best. Sperm samples collected into a sterile container may remain alive for many hours, but their fertilizing capability drops dramatically after 60 minutes. Sperm exposed to room air on clothing, bed linens or toilet seats lose motility (the ability to swim) rapidly. Once the semen dries out, the sperm are usually dead.
 Scintillating_Angel

Joined: 5/2/2006
Msg: 155
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 1:15:34 PM
I'm looking into what legal grounds I have but I can't get a straight answer, any advice? And No I don't want to be a father to her **stard kid and I won't pay her anything.


I hate to be the bearer of good news, Corporate Zombie, but even if you didn't intentionally impregnate her and she tricked you into getting that way, a resulting "**stard kid" would still be yours *and* according to the law, you most certainly will be paying her child support for the child if DNA tests demonstrate that it is your child.

You can't be forced to act like a father, but a thing you will want to ask yourself next is "In 10, 15, 20 years when this child becomes a source of curiosity to me, how will I explain my abandonment of him/her?"

In addition, boy - I taught MY sons that if they wouldn't consider a woman as a possible mother of their children, they shouldn't be havingb sex with her in the first place.
 shantini

Joined: 7/8/2006
Msg: 156
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 8:39:51 PM
Oh my that is a good one. We are all grown ups here but that one has me laughin. Sorry but the booty calls would end pretty quick and you might think about takin your used condoms home with you from now on...WOW...Poor girl and yes she also needs a lesson about STD's!!!!
 Mesnafugal

Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 157
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 9:20:18 PM
IMHO..... this chick is whacked out.. I hope she isn't pregnant.. and if she isn't I hope you've learned that she has some mental issues and you need to stay away from her. I would not use her for your booty call or anything else. Obviously she cares for you and wants to have you any way she can get you. I pity any child she ever has... she is not stable. Wow, I cannot even imagine doing something like that.. or anyone doing it... scarey...

And yes, men will try to impregnate women too...
 JessKO

Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 158
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 9:23:24 PM
I don't think this is actually a true story.

I think this post was started by a Tom Leykis fan who is bored.
 scott47

Joined: 12/3/2006
Msg: 159
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 9:46:19 PM
Gees everyone here seems to be perceiving you as some sort of victim.... not so at all and you know it as plain as the apparatus embarking on its journey to potential parenthood with a so called."bootie call" ..... what part of perpetration and penetration do you not understand..... how dare you insinuate that some woman was abusing you in this circumstance ... I'd say for the first time in your immature but calculated maneuvors you finally met your match someone who is as devious as you .... shocked the hell outa you to see your behaviour mirrored in a female human which is of course not quite as prevalent in our society as male deviance but it is on the increase, giving cause of concern to all earthlings. Do you actually believe that this woman is unaware of your user friendly behaviour with your appendages gees who is zoomin who.... pay back time for her would be for you to be straddled with child support as she is likely very aware that your love of money and not emotion ties being your driving force in life. You are both a very acute example of the malevolence to which relationships can progress to within the confines of deviant minds I am certain that neither of you had a background of decent respectful and loving parenting as this is the impetus of how this type of behaviour evolves ,,,,, show me a kid who is thrown from pillar to post and I will show you a psychopath and yes you will be outraged by my statements as all people who exhibit this type of behaviour never acknowledge any accountability . There is absolutely no reason why anyone should provide either of you with sympathy or empathy whatsoever as unbeknown to most you do not carry these traits within you ,,,, that is the mistake decent intact people meet when they cross paths with the likes of either of you .... I hope that woman and men reading your thread will see you as the predator that you are and likewise for your bootie call.....
 scott47

Joined: 12/3/2006
Msg: 160
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 10:02:56 PM
Oh yah P.S Let's sure as hell hope that neither of your genetics is replicated, as our troubled planet at this point in our real time history does not need any more human malevolence than we are already own... and as for your concern about your anxiety over the possibility of fatherhood ...if you were sincerely insightful of who you are you would get a vasectomy as you are not parenting material whatsoever...... who is your daddy and who does he screw????
 xoxMaggiexox

Joined: 3/18/2006
Msg: 161
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 10:23:47 PM
Maybe you shoudl have talked about the relationship thing with her...found out she was a nut and then ran...never would have walked in on that very disturbing...thing...
 Rhett1

Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 162
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/17/2007 10:34:57 PM
Anti: Thanks for giving us the definition of "**stard", but I think most adults know it...the issue is the context in which is was used. This moron (the OP) talks about his potential child with such hatred. Even though it IS the technical term, it is horrible to use that word to describe a child. I would hope that someone couldn't refer to your children as **stards and you'd think it was okay.
 courious999

Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 163
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/20/2007 8:19:34 PM
i was just wondering if she was scott47. you should try talking to her...talking to us about your problems wont help. try a little honest communication and dont formulate an opinion untill everything's been said..then think about it over a good nights sleep...theres a reason for everything shes done. listen to what she has to say and talk to her respectfully.
 Bacalao4u

Joined: 1/6/2007
Msg: 164
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/20/2007 8:24:15 PM
sounds like she wanted to have your baby lucky you
 stangsnthangs

Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 165
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/20/2007 9:45:39 PM
I believe it. I know a woman that would do something like that. She is married, has 4 kids that she doesn't have custody of, and sleeps with everyone in town. She recently hooked up with one man and "Fell in love",,,so she went to her HUSBAND and asked HIM to pay to have her IUD removed, so that she could get pregnant by this OTHER man (without the other man's knowledge) She thinks that if she gets pregnant by this other guy, he'll marry her. She's a total whacko! lol, and her husband is aware of all this. The day her husband met her, in a bar, he and a friend took her home for a threesome. 30 days later, they got married. Takes all kinds I guess.
 Fallen Angels Eyes

Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 166
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/20/2007 9:57:30 PM
Ok the real question is. How long had the condom been in the trash? Sperm has a very short lived life inthe open air. I think it would be safe to say that nothing can happen from it cause well the swimmers start dying the moment they exit your penis. They have a short time to get a long distance. Not only that but did the condom have a spermicide in it? If so. Then they were dead lil fvckers. 2 WHY DID YOU NOT FLUSH IT!?!??!?! Hello?!?:!? LOL Advice, Flush if you live in city. If you live where you have a septic tank. You don't want to risk a crazy one trying to pull such stuff. Take the condom off and run COLD water in it. Swimmers are dead. No worries Then throw it in the trash
 Marilynized

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 167
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/20/2007 9:59:03 PM
^^^Good point about the condom having spermicide...Well did it???

OP: You forgot to wash your hands??? EWWWWWWWW!!!
OK -
Sperm can live outside the body for about 1-3 hours on average however up to 6 hours depending on certain factors - humidity etc...
Oh, I did a search I'm not full of that much useless knowledge!!!
So, yup...could be a potential problem.
 Willowstar

Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 168
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/20/2007 10:16:32 PM
Well this is the FIRST time you caught her doing this. How many other times has this happened that you are unaware of? How many other booty calls was she left unattended with your swimming buddies?
 SaraJ

Joined: 8/22/2006
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/21/2007 1:08:07 AM
Uh..... can we say psychotic much?
 Americanmade1943

Joined: 12/4/2005
Msg: 170
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/21/2007 5:31:34 AM
Most likely the sperm she tried to germinate, it was no good once you discarded it. By the time she tried to implant it, it was just a potable solution lololol
 Scintillating_Angel

Joined: 5/2/2006
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/21/2007 3:46:44 PM

I don't think this is actually a true story.


I think it could be true. My daughter in law was the very same type of woman. She thought that the way to keep my son was to stay pregnant. He decided that there would be no more babies and worked to prevent them. She set about this type of behavior to achieve her aims. He caught her. It ended their marriage.

Truth is stranger than fiction.
 sweetdaisy75

Joined: 9/4/2006
Msg: 172
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/21/2007 4:13:25 PM
Thats what you get for having a booty call lol maybe you think twice about sleeping with every girl in sight. It best to really know who your doing. Sounds like you got th epick of the litter with that one. No matter what guys say girls always want a relationship and they'll always find a way to get one.
 The_Champ_Is_Here

Joined: 10/12/2006
Msg: 173
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/21/2007 10:47:27 PM
One of those Urban Legends
 mts_308

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 174
I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/21/2007 11:05:50 PM
what kind of crack whore you banging? i think you ought to head to the health department and get your wiener checked out. as far as legal ground good luck with that you banged a crack whore own up to it.
 Puckbetty

Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 175
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I caught a women I've been sleeping with inserting my used condom inside her
Posted: 1/22/2007 1:09:26 AM
The guy hasn't posted since the first page.. but on a side note... think he'll go for custody?
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