pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 226 | |
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Posted: 1/26/2007 8:25:04 PM | check your email flannel.
c'mon , Maygar, won't leave the forums without you. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 227 | |
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Posted: 1/26/2007 8:41:14 PM | There once once a penpal so drunk
That her sleeping cat was dumb struck
that in the middle of the night
mommy called with all her might
just to know the kitty still was her truck
Ok., all , I'm signing off., | |
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| Five Line Irish Limericks all the time
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:42:02 PM | Warning Land Lubbers...Pirates up in arms!
What did you say girl? Pirates aren’t Fairy!
Rough an’ tough, yeah, big bony an’ hairy!
They ar’ sweat n’ stank
Make ya’ walk de plank
Then they pour out the rum an’ make merry | |
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| Five Line Irish Limericks all the time
Posted: 1/26/2007 8:55:49 PM |
I am, So I guess I are!
I never do, no, I’m not a emotional emoticons man
Iam what I am, so now, wham bam, thank you mam!
I do my little ditty
I don’t have a kitty
I’ll sleep now, gotta’ charge me battery up, to do it again | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 230 | |
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| Five Line Irish Limericks all the time
Posted: 1/26/2007 10:13:44 PM | You say you are an hour ahead of me?
So happens….I was just reading in Scientific Magazine:
If we were both traveling at the speed of light…
Suddenly you turned on your headlights,
That would make the brake and you would suddenly stop!
Now I’m still traveling at the speed of light!
Are you starting to get a visual?
Wham Bam! Thank You Mam! Right in you bum!
I know it’s going to be hard to explain…..
But your daddy already called the preacher man
to preside over this shot gun wedding....
Do you want to cut and pass out the cup-cakes? | |
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| Five Line Irish Limericks all the time
Posted: 1/27/2007 6:22:53 AM | The After “I Do” and the Fat Lady sings Celebration…
I’m thinking.
Man this celebration is just getting started and we are already
running out of stuff. I don’t know any of these people!
“Hey Lonnie!” I shouted, “Was there a break-out at the County
Farm to day? Yo!….Turn on the radio!”
“Lonnie, will you take my truck and get us another box of beer?
More food? Yeah, a couple cans of Spam and a tub of Cheesy-Wizz
“What do you mean the keys are locked in the truck?”
So I’m trying to push a coat hanger behind the glass to reach that knob thingy.
Feller came up and said, “Did ya’ lock your keys in the truck?”
“Naw! Just washed it! Now I’m gonna’ hang it up to dry!” “ Here’s Your Sign”
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| Five Line Irish Limericks all the time
Posted: 1/27/2007 6:43:10 AM | A No good shiftless young fellow of Kent
Let his wife do the landlord for the rent.
But as she grew older,
The landlord grew colder,
Now they live outside of town in a tent. | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/27/2007 8:25:11 AM | I hear the train a’ coming, coming round the bend
Lord, I haven’t been sober, since I don’t know when
Ninty nine bottles of beer on the wall
Ninty eight bottles of beer on the wall
Ninty seven...Beep!..Beep!...Beep!..DOCTOR! ..BED 10!
AMEN | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/27/2007 10:48:09 AM | The Moon she cradled the western sky........
Theddy Sue, Big Orange, and a Moon Pie.....
I’m in love, With out you I can’t, No, I can’t!
Bet I do! Betcha ain’t! Bet I do! Betcha ain’t!
We talked and talked, It was a tie! I can’t lie!
Thanks ..ravincause…for letting rip this one… | |
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| five line fu
Posted: 1/27/2007 4:22:47 PM | a poem with five lines
something I've not done
rock and rattled my spines
when four is so much more fun
this is the fifth line enough? | |
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| Limerick Talk
Posted: 1/27/2007 5:56:41 PM | There was a Young Lady of Forking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its color and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Forking.
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| Irish Limericks are Fun
Posted: 1/27/2007 5:58:09 PM | she said:
I'm not wearing anything that'll rust shut down there
he said:
Doesn’t matter, I got a can of WD-40 so I don’t care
I’ll squirt some on your bum, and will make you hum
When any mechanic gets a whiff, he’ll be your chum
Use it before you lose, that’s fair, did that, been there
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| Irish Limericks are Fun....nee
Posted: 1/27/2007 7:30:40 PM | I wonder how she felt
or what crossed her mind
while wearing that chastity belt
rusted in front and chained behind
we all must live with what wer'e dealt | |
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| Irish Limericks are Fun
Posted: 1/27/2007 7:33:57 PM | There once was a man named Todd
whose hat was slightly odd
he had a good life
but, was seeking a wife
to; daily deposit his wad
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I know of someone frank
sometimes they can prank
thinking so smart
straight from 'er heart
carefully turning a crank
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Sweet little Miss Bella
went seeking a fella
she gave a wiggle
and stiffled a giggle
whilst licking her spoon of nutella
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| Limericks are Fun
Posted: 1/27/2007 7:38:29 PM | todd was my friend
whatever you do I'm behind you
but you know in the end
and there were many too
odd things about Todd the odd | |
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| Limericks...Join in... Just joshin” and laughin” and jokin”
Posted: 1/27/2007 9:09:32 PM | There was an Wise Old Man of Peruteer
Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer;
But then the Sot, brought it out quite hot,
In a small copper pot, did she not?
Disgusted, that man didn't know what to do here. | |
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