| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/24/2007 10:25:45 AM | You guys carry on....
I have to regroup these sheep..Let's see..the cute ones over there...
Like a snow storm on the road just hundreds of sheep
Sat dumbfounded while they surrounded my army jeep
First I have to put a bag over the sheep’s head
You heard me fellas, that’s really what I said
I could never just up and shag any gorsh ugly sheep
Where's that guard dog? | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/25/2007 5:50:36 AM | Be careful with those nasty sheep
They simply wont let you sleep
Once you've tried one
You think its more fun
To take one home just to keep
Instead of a sheep try a calf
It can easily make you chaff
If your too much for it
and you find it dont fit
Take it out and fold it in half | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/25/2007 8:39:33 AM | You fellahs despoiling those sheep
those woollies are not yours to keep
you'll be on horns of dilemma
if facing my guard maremma
so just count lambs to put you to sleep | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/25/2007 3:35:53 PM | hortense, have you left yet?
So just count lambs to put you to sleep
You’re sounding like “Little Bo Peep”
When you arrive you can roll me over
in the endless fields of red clover
Pick you up at the station in my Jeep
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/25/2007 4:27:09 PM | Sheep Shaggers Convention has been Canceled
The county board got provoked
My sheep certificate got revoked
Why I no longer have sheep
Won’t dwell on that to deep
Hope you understand this is a joke | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/26/2007 6:50:44 AM | I am now in a nasty divorce
Like riding a bucking horse
The marriage I thought it would last
Instead, a gloomy future was cast
If only I had taken another course
These lawyers are slime bags indeed
They reach in your pocket to feed
There must be a special place in Hell
For these litigators to suffer and dwell
On how it would be without greed | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/26/2007 7:22:34 AM | revisiting the bestiality posts...
I once plunked my junk on a skunk--
My bad--thought he was a hunk.
He wasn't amused.
I felt most accused
when he told me my lovin' had stunk. | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/26/2007 7:43:33 AM | The captain of a submarine in the ocean
Thought the sea just a giant love potion
So he opened the hatch
Holding his rubber dolls snatch
Hoping the inrush would help his arse motion. | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/26/2007 9:49:00 AM | Hello Bic pen, If you're stanky, Don't get cranky!  I still luv ya!
Coming up…
Next Presidential debate:
Pass Law to Ban Women’s Hot flashes to save the planet from global warming
Revisiting the bestiality posts...
Not a proud site I want to host
I lay down my gavel
I’m going to travel
To visit hortense, she is grandiose
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/26/2007 6:47:49 PM | My Eye is traveling to hortense
His mind keen on using his horse sense
to find laughter in kind,
maybe sippy some wine,
make some rhyme...say burn a bit of incense? | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/26/2007 11:13:32 PM | The Dutch are well known for being cheap
But they pay a lot to avoid a big heap
Their taxes at thirty one percent is killing their pay
But there isn't much they can say
The queen is in charge, an endless duty to obey
In Holland there are very few poor
They go an vacatons galore
I don't know how they manage to pay
To go to Spain too"get away"
They seemed to have forgotten the 80 year war | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/27/2007 9:26:39 AM | What's this about posted bestiality?
Is this dreaming or beastly reality?
Does this mean that a zoo
offers weird things to do
or is it quite a different actuality? | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/27/2007 11:31:10 PM | I’ so sorry Hortense…
Someone else took the lid off the urn
Should of changed the topic on my turn
Can’t be a liar
I added fuel to the fire
Then it spun off to the point of no return
Do I get a whipping? | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 7/28/2007 7:36:51 AM | Hortense and Eye Guy got whipped
of where and when they were tight lipped
they came back with scars
and burns shaped like stars
and rope marks 'round where they'd been gripped | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry&
Posted: 7/28/2007 8:03:49 AM | S&M might not be the way to go
A masochist who once asked his beau
If she would strip him and whip him
And totally degrade and abuse him
With an evil smile she simply said "NO!" | |
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xtlee
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Joined: 6/27/2007
Msg: 2647 | |
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 7/28/2007 11:05:05 AM | Welcome xtlee, to the Limerick insanity
Bad day on the river
Went down the river in my boat
Then I got a lump in my throat
Hit that leg with my prop
Swerved and hit a rock
Now I'm no longer afloat
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 7/28/2007 9:02:41 PM | Hi Horror-tense
Don’t wanna be beat black and blue
Certainly not with your hi-heel shoe
Lather me with whipped cream
I wouldn’t scream
Do me what ever you want to chew…er…do
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 7/29/2007 5:50:54 AM | First a hor now a horror, please stop,
just maybe I'm the pick of the crop.
What a wonderful dream
to slather whipped cream
perhaps with a strawberry on top. | |
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