ebgdae
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Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 2676 | |
| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 8/2/2007 6:51:28 PM | Some medieval imagery is scary
And a beast with two backs makes me wary
of what goes on in your head
when something is said
of sunshine, then results so contrary | |
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 8/2/2007 8:58:04 PM | Baby, I'll move on down to Tampa
If you promise to keep your dirty whites in the hampa'
We'll open our own Skyline
I'd be yours if you serve me wine
And after you read me to sleep, turn out the bedside lamp-a. | |
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 8/3/2007 12:28:20 AM | Cheers
ebgdae and brizo glad to see you back with new poems I see
likes_a_laugh and eddie haskal as always, picking on me
onesimpleneed chasing K-lo Let’s see where that will lead…She has her bag packed
andance is slinging poo at me, You should see the arm on that woman,
throws a mean slider….whew…
More Sexericks
I neva’ knew you could make luv’ on a hampa’
But then, I don’t know any women in Tampa
What’s the progress report
On your latest venereal wart
That’s why I don’t date girls with a pickup campa’
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 8/3/2007 1:29:24 PM | (funny but not mine)
An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!
There once was a Jew from Peru
who was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife screamed “oy vey,
if you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you.” | |
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Posted: 8/3/2007 1:36:45 PM | A flat breasted lady once filled up her bra
With all kinds of nuts that she saw
But Eye Guy didn't even look
He was too busy reading a book
So she opted for the interested macaw
The macaw only saw the nuts
All happy and doing the struts
If eye guy had only known
Where the nuts were strewn
He wouldnt have been such a putz
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Posted: 8/3/2007 2:28:15 PM | Hi Eddie
We should let him live vicariously as we know he isn't getting any.
Young lad asked Kate for a date
This turned out to be his fate
She said no way
this isn’t your day
She upset his basal metabolic rate | |
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Posted: 8/3/2007 10:47:47 PM | A daring young lass from Ohio
knows much better things to do in a silo
she thinks you are dense
without one grain of sense
if you think it's a place just to lie low. | |
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ebgdae
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Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 2686 | |
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ebgdae
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Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 2688 | |
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 8/4/2007 12:13:56 PM | baaaa-baaaa  or is it "a horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course".........
now flossie, just let me put your legs in these rubber boots........ | |
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| Limericks...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 8/4/2007 2:47:28 PM | Farm fun
Sounds like you tasted silo whiskey of course
You sound a little too friendly with the horse
Tie you up in rubber straps
Even blindfolded perhaps
Spin you above the horse with centrifugal force | |
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| Bless the women
Posted: 8/4/2007 6:42:11 PM | Bless the women in high heeled shoes,
who smoke men's stoogies and drink their booze;
and when they kiss, they kiss so sweet,
they make things stand that don't have feet.
:) | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 8/4/2007 9:12:23 PM | Younger men don't know what they're missin
We can still flirt, make love or be kissin
They are looking for a trophy wife
Skin and bones, hardly alive
Love handles are great,but men won't lissin | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 8/4/2007 9:16:39 PM | Take a lesson from this true story
From the mouth of a child
My daughter at the age of three
Was extremely upset you see
When I told her I want to diet
She sobbed hard and cried
Mom you won't be warm and cuddly for me | |
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| Bless the women
Posted: 8/4/2007 10:17:54 PM | Hi andance , back from Montana...
An Old Party Friend of Mine
Married three wives at one time
When asked "Why the third?
He replied "One's absurd,
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime." | |
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| Patron on the Beach
Posted: 8/4/2007 10:36:21 PM | Alone I sit on the beach
Drinking Patron and a peach
I throw back a shot
The sun sure is hot.
And now I’m slurring my speech. | |
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ebgdae
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Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 2698 | |
| Patron on the Beach
Posted: 8/5/2007 12:41:18 AM | You can't drink alone on a beach!
you'll get randy and possibly breach
the dressing codes of the coast
and end up like toast
or some guy stuck on like a leech | |
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| Patron on the Beach
Posted: 8/5/2007 12:44:04 AM | I Just wanted her to go to bed
She watched the Grateful Dead
For me twas no fun
To watch an old rerun
And waste an erection instead
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| Patron on the Beach
Posted: 8/5/2007 12:57:07 AM | ^^^Eye Guy you just make me waste my wine over the keyboard…ha ha ha
Now its true I do indulge
Men, wine and song
Though which one is best
I cannot attest
It’s my day of blues where I belong  | |
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