| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/14/2007 11:14:22 AM | Hi Brizo
She remembers Herb Alpert and the TJ Brass
Here is a woman with a lot of class
Take her to a boisterous bar
Where they play Spanish guitar
And order her fav, Road-runner under glass | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/14/2007 3:22:35 PM | Hi Andance, Birthday Girl…
Invites to the party include green frog “Kermit”
The Fire Dept. had to issue a burning permit
The candles put out so much heat
The melting wax ran into the street
But it didn’t slow down the party, not the least bit
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/14/2007 4:44:35 PM | Eye Guy thanks for the birthday wishes
I kissed a lot of frogs in my day
So far the prince has stayed away
But good friends I have galore
I hope never to be a bore
Big party at Lucky's on Sunday,
Come and play | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/14/2007 4:53:08 PM | It's not hot wax I wish to spread
But lots of fun and dancing instead
So many candles on that cake
Carry it, and their back will break
Bring me an old Fireman, I'll be so glad | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 9/14/2007 5:12:26 PM | Checking out Ravin's profile
I need to learn your magical way
Non-fiction is all I ever say
You spin such a mystique persona
It is fresh and not a lot of bologna
Teach me to loosen my heart and sway | |
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Posted: 9/16/2007 9:42:56 PM | Eyeguy, it's great to hear once more from you,
Yes, a pas de deux like the tango takes two,
And I can assure you what I want-al
Is to dance both vertical or horizontal
With someone whose intentions are true blue. | |
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Posted: 9/17/2007 9:02:57 AM | Last night I had more fun then a skunk
I danced and danced, not even got drunk
The fishies all signed a huge card
Wrote sweet things ,touched my heart
Without all those good friends I'd be sunk
They brought me gifts and rosies
They know how much I love posies
Drank Rum and Coke on the house
Just one you see just because
I don't need booze to get loose-eez | |
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Posted: 9/19/2007 11:31:56 AM | If you love some one , set them free.
If they come back, they must have remembered they forgotten some of their stuff.
Alexander Graham. Bell did so well
This wise man was not a dumb-bell,
Invented the phone,
In his lab all alone,
To call Watson he didn’t have to yell. | |
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Posted: 9/19/2007 9:47:37 PM | If you think I am desperate you're dead wrong
Just feel like blowing off steam with this song
I 'm thankful for all the friends I've made
So many too young for me to date
Uhm perhaps a sugar daddy will come along | |
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Posted: 9/20/2007 10:29:14 AM | Warning...The current single man has to get used to lots of cat hair
A painter, who thought it would be fittin
Interrupted two girls with their knittin'
He said, with a sigh,
"That park bench, well I
just painted it, right where you're sittin’
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Posted: 9/20/2007 10:47:51 AM | Hi hardball Welcome! Texas with a capitol "T"
A woman at college, Ms. Breeze
Weighed down by B.A.s and Lit.D's,
She collapsed from the strain,
Said her doc, "It's painfully plain,
You're killing yourself by degrees!"
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Posted: 9/20/2007 12:28:13 PM | Hi jadedpoetess ... sheep in Buffalo?
There was a Poetess dressed in jade
She really had it made in the shade
Fed her man, Mac and Spam
Wham, Bam, Thank you Mam
Then he moved right in and stayed | |
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