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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 9/21/2007 8:33:01 PM | Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
Jamming a banana doesn’t sound too wise
Hiding a frozen turkey between her thighs
If you go to jail
I won’t put up bail
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 9/27/2007 7:43:13 AM | let's hear it for veggies
they do come in handy
when no ones around
and you're feeling quite randy
i know a young man named Sweeney
who tho nice had a small teenie weenie
his wife she got bored
and went to the store
and got her a nice big fat green zucchini | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 9/27/2007 2:50:38 PM | Daffy-nitions .......Reintarnation: Reborn back to life as a hillbilly
Hi gals,
You both succeeded with "seeding" this site with humor
I am into drinking champagne,
I’m love drinking in the rain
Love at midnight
You’re quite a sight
You know I’m feeling no pain | |
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 9/28/2007 5:44:00 PM | Limerick Time cause Hortense is intense
Now you’re singing my favorite song
Will I need a prescription for prolong
An insatiable appetite for sure
You’re really more than demure,
Will I die on the Mound if things go wrong?
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| Limericks. Are Us...From the Very Best Poets on Earth
Posted: 9/29/2007 5:17:57 AM | Ah, but EG, you bring out the wor . . . er, best in me.  H
Women are built for comfort not speed
And constructed with all that you need
If the spirit is willing
There's a possible full-filling
Of folks of our particular breed.
LAL: You have given night champers away
And perhaps grab a nap in the day
Not a laughing matter it's true
With strobe lights making you blue
But that image . . . . what more can I say? . . .  | |
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| Best Limericks right here on this stage
Posted: 9/30/2007 11:19:50 AM | Hi to Any-dance
Hope you’re having fun tonight
You sound happy and bright
Cuddly for sure
just more to adore
Sounds like you’re doing alright | |
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| Best Limericks right here on this stage
Posted: 10/1/2007 12:42:19 AM | A really old moldy oldie
A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can
Anything that he can;
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"
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| Best Limericks right here on this stage
Posted: 10/1/2007 2:33:21 AM | Paddy offered gifts I couldn’t resist
Of course there are demands I insist
Leave the whips and chains
This charming lass has brains
Asking for silks in the rolling mist | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 10/1/2007 2:12:20 PM | Hi to Countryjon…. Wailing away on his git-tar today
I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.
Whiskey on the throat way too rough,
Vodka puts big mouths way too tough
This little bitty refrain
might help to explain
A couple long neck beers will be enough
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