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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 10/3/2007 1:32:16 AM | Hi dustyangel1
He sez; Anyone with a good bottle of scotch to share is more than welcome!
So It seems your not going to be thirsty nor dusty…
Have you met my friend Betty?
There once was a girl named Betty
who used to eat lots of spaghetti
She ate it way to quick
Made her feel sorta sick
So she went home to cuddle her teddy.
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 10/8/2007 10:02:33 AM | . My anger management class ticks me off!
. There was a cute girl in town,
. Who constantly wore a frown.
. After a while
. She began to smile.
.Turned her frown upside down
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 10/9/2007 7:47:24 AM | Poor lass had to cuddle her teddy
But I hug my pillow in my beddy
While lying sleepless it seems
That the man of my dreams
Would be here now if only he was ready. | |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 11:47:14 AM | Bathed in her sunshine and got my butt burned
Then I paid attention and got really concerned
She drank all my beer
She wasn’t sincere
I done it again, is there nothing I’ve learned | |
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Posted: 10/10/2007 7:32:17 AM | Far from being a fanatic preacher
I've proved I am a pretty good teacher
My fate is in yearning
To help with your learning
But it's possible I'd be tempted to eacher. | |
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Posted: 10/10/2007 2:07:41 PM | I used to be apathetic..... but now I just don't give a sh1t.
I can't get up now that I've fallen
Across the carpet now I'm crawlin'
The ER gave me good drugs
I'm no longer one with the rug
But I know the bill will be appalling! | |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 8:19:15 PM | Hey eye guy I feel really absurd
Didn't recognize you sans hat or bird
But you look so much better
The hat did not flatter
Now I can see your face for what it's worth | |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 8:24:30 PM | Beershark I hope you're okay
I know it stinks to have to pay
But what's money worth
When you're in a world of hurt
Watch your step, keep the ER away | |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 8:28:54 PM | Too old to learn is a big lie
Stupidity one cannot deny
I get older and wiser
I don't want a miser
If I want it , it's Me that will buy. | |
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Posted: 10/12/2007 3:38:24 AM | I met a young lassie from Germany
whose talents were varied and many
when she pulled out a knife
I just ran for my life
...'least I tried and smacked into the chimney | |
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Posted: 10/12/2007 11:11:20 AM | One can play comedy;
Two are required for melodrama.
But Hanky-Panky demands three.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In your dreams you are never fifty
How cool, that is so really nifty
Not to turn gray
Just for today
Not to admit your true age is a little shifty
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Posted: 10/14/2007 3:15:24 AM | I vowed I'd never mention age again
It's far too depressing but now and then
You have to be grateful
It's really quite fateful
To finally reach your three score and ten | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 9:57:18 AM | I haven't reached seventy yet
if I get there is anyone's bet
but there's plenty of fiction
for my delectation
to feed my intellectual debt | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:11:09 AM | The age I am now is just right
I'm retired feel happy and bright
I do get along
I act very young
But these old guys give me a fright. | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:13:57 AM | I looked in the mirror today
For once I didn't look away
Not too bad I said
No wrinkles to regret
Earned them by golly, I hide the grey | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 12:52:45 PM | Woman at the bar told me,
"Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health"
Was I told, In heaven there is no beer
That's why we hav-ta drink ours here
Gimme one or two
Of my favorite brew
Watching beer in my glass disappear | |
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Posted: 10/22/2007 5:24:12 AM | To each his own for favoured glass filler,
My choice of best drink's sarsparilla,
Although other folk say
It tastes like fly spray,
Other's say 'ROOT beer' , what a thriller. | |
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Posted: 10/22/2007 8:56:55 PM | My favorite drink is Rum and Coke
But being diabetic is no Joke
So I altered my desire
Staying close to the wire
Tall Diet coke, little rum, or I'll croak. | |
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Posted: 10/23/2007 7:43:48 PM | History 101
Francis Bacon with writing instructive
Promoted thought methods inductive
His witty essays
brought so much praise
He was knighted for thinking constructive | |
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Posted: 10/24/2007 6:24:22 PM | Why is Mr Eye Guy so serious
It almost sounds mysterous
I prefer his glee
Even if aimed at me
Come back and drive me delirious | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 10/24/2007 11:17:56 PM | Hi WHATZEHEK...
Amaze me again
Some how I always thought that was a local saying...
Hello Ansi-Dancy
She loved a man in town a big bunch
Her heart would flutter with just one touch
He took her by the hand
He told her what he planned
Then she found out he wasn’t so much
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